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The celebrity brains crash segment gag, it needs to stop.

I do like the conversation street promo gag doe, it's a search for the oddity with each one.
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Melon wrote:The celebrity brains crash segment gag, it needs to stop.

I do like the conversation street promo gag doe, it's a search for the oddity with each one.
Why won't brain crash go? It's ridiculous.

I mean, I guess in a way it's kind of neat to see what celebrities hail from where they are, but still...it's old.

I too am surprisingly entertained by the conversation street promo.
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Episode 6 is :fuckyeah:
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I loved the bit in the Mustang review... this is the Cenotaph. I'll slow down a bit around here... show some respect lads.

After "new" TG had the huge uproar with the Ken Block stuff.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:28 am :lolol:

Last night had me rolling. It was like DFD TV.
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I've been really enjoying the last couple of episodes. They seem to be hitting a nice stride now.
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I'm a few episodes behind.

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I need to watch the latest episode.
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I don't know if its been discussed as I don't feel like digging through 9 pages, but is it just me or does the audience cheer SO MUCH LOUDER than the actual show? I literally have to cut the volume in half when they're cheering and then turn it back up when the guys start to talk.
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NeonJonny wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:07 am I don't know if its been discussed as I don't feel like digging through 9 pages, but is it just me or does the audience cheer SO MUCH LOUDER than the actual show? I literally have to cut the volume in half when they're cheering and then turn it back up when the guys start to talk.
I actually noticed that too!
I'm still WAAAAY behind, doe.
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Okay so it isn't just me. jeeez
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Watching the Nashville episode, definitely hitting their stride.

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They really do need to replace the American though.

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Calvinball wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:04 pm They really do need to replace the American though.

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And the celebrity brain crash, like :wtf: is the point
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:04 pm They really do need to replace the American though.

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maxtdi wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:13 pm
Calvinball wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:04 pm They really do need to replace the American though.

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And the celebrity brain crash, like :wtf: is the point
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Why can't they just have a hot Asian woman with big tits driving ... flailing around while titties are bouncing and everything ... then they wink at the screen and the lap time is actually made by the stig and every interior shot is with her... like how hard can that be
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:04 pm They really do need to replace the American though.

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i like him less and less.
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maxtdi wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:13 pm
Calvinball wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:04 pm They really do need to replace the American though.

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And the celebrity brain crash, like :wtf: is the point
my best guess is its the strong middle finger the the bbc. and they fly it proud.
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dubshow wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:42 pm
maxtdi wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:13 pm

And the celebrity brain crash, like :wtf: is the point
my best guess is its the strong middle finger the the bbc. and they fly it proud.
I dunno seems kind of petty. The Big Black Cock was their livelihood for over 10 years and made them who they are today ...
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:16 pm
maxtdi wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:06 pm

I dunno seems kind of petty. The Big Black Cock was their livelihood for over 10 years and made them who they are today ...
I think it's great that Amazon allows them to give the proverbial F-U to the beeb.
Yea but... did they really get used and abused throughout their time there... and now they are free as a bird?
:nope: the show feels nearly the same. Minus the occasional F bomb and dildo.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:10 pm
Calvinball wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:04 pm They really do need to replace the American though.

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I despise him.

Just shut up. Don't talk. Be the fat american and look ridiculous with the too-small helmet crammed over your fat dome. And drive the car.
:dat:
The bit just doesn't work for me. I get it that he's the anti-Stig, but :nope:
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That dildo steering knob.

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[user not found] wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:50 pm
troyguitar wrote: ↑Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:16 pm That dildo steering knob.

:lolgasm:
:dat:

I died.

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Then the cactus, it was great.
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