Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

Brothers of brub and brap, this is your safe space.

Vote for the cuckmaggeddon 2021

Fled-Corolla Hybrid
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Wap-GTI in pornflower
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Melon-3/4/5+GMC Canyon
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Apex-Gladiator
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Troyguitar-1/2 of a mazda 3
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Calvinball-Civic SI/Current vehicle
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SAWCE-Elantra with the steek
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Razr390-GTI
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Irish-GTI
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4Zilch-Fiesta ST
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Dgriff-Injured C5/JL/328i
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Coogles-GTI
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Johnny-1/2 of a CMAX
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Desertbreh-GMT800/Brown440i
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Gberg-Golf R
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Dbest-4Runner
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MexicanYaris-Renault Clio
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CaleDeRoo-C5
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RLwake-Miata
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Huckleberry-2004 GTO/Dads Impala
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[user not found]-Gen2 Taco/R53
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Acid666-C5z06/Silverado/Miata
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Myself-TRD Pro Taco+JCW Mini F56
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Tarspin-Golf R
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Detroit-Crosstrek
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Total votes: 23
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:16 am
D Griff wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:12 am I didn't invest campaigning efforts like Detroit, nor did I vote for myself, but it does feel like a justified win. I bought a car I didn't want all that much 100% due to :tits: and :scrooge: influence.

The backstory is cuck-y, I will argue that my car is probably in the top 50% around here of non-cuck, a lot of people here drive pretty lame ass cars anymore. I think if Coogs actually had the lesbo wagon in hand, he would be a contender as well.
If you ignore the backstory, I win. The Cucktrek is lame AF to internet bros and your BMW is the stuff people :fap: to.

But the backstory managed to tip the thing in your favor, which I even agree with since I willingly chose the Cucktrek because I like it.
We don't ignore back stories at DFD. All Hail King Dan.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:20 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:16 am
If you ignore the backstory, I win. The Cucktrek is lame AF to internet bros and your BMW is the stuff people :fap: to.

But the backstory managed to tip the thing in your favor, which I even agree with since I willingly chose the Cucktrek because I like it.
I would argue that a hybrid Corolla is the cuckiest car on the list
Yep... 'rolla Hyb, CMax, shared 'zderp 3, and Elantra are all arguably worse than a Cucktrek.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:31 am
max225 wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:20 am

I would argue that a hybrid Corolla is the cuckiest car on the list
Yep... 'rolla Hyb, CMax, shared 'zderp 3, and Elantra are all arguably worse than a Cucktrek.
:dat: x100
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max225 wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:20 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:16 am
If you ignore the backstory, I win. The Cucktrek is lame AF to internet bros and your BMW is the stuff people :fap: to.

But the backstory managed to tip the thing in your favor, which I even agree with since I willingly chose the Cucktrek because I like it.
I would argue that a hybrid Corolla is the cuckiest car on the list
I mean Fleds wife drives a Wrongler Rubicon.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:31 am
max225 wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:20 am

I would argue that a hybrid Corolla is the cuckiest car on the list
Yep... 'rolla Hyb, CMax, shared 'zderp 3, and Elantra are all arguably worse than a Cucktrek.
No Cmax anymore doe. Now it’s a blue 2 row hybrid minivan.
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So long vape flatbrim turbo egg drivers, hello crotchfruit transport pilots.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:33 am
max225 wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:20 am

I would argue that a hybrid Corolla is the cuckiest car on the list
I mean Fleds wife drives a Wrongler Rubicon.
She is not on DFD.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:33 am
max225 wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:20 am

I would argue that a hybrid Corolla is the cuckiest car on the list
I mean Fleds wife drives a Wrongler Rubicon.
And the hybrid rolla is just a toaster to get to work where he drives 918’s, McLarens, Taycans, GTx’s, etc.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:33 am
max225 wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:20 am

I would argue that a hybrid Corolla is the cuckiest car on the list
I mean Fleds wife drives a Wrongler Rubicon.
This just makes him and I both more cuck-y, our wives drive $40-60K :jeep: and we dive $16K four cyl sedans.
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D Griff wrote:
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:33 am I mean Fleds wife drives a Wrongler Rubicon.
This just makes him and I both more cuck-y, our wives drive $40-60K :jeep: and we dive $16K four cyl sedans.
I think that my new bike might be worth about the same as our mazda3. :derp: :math:
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:46 am
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:33 am

I mean Fleds wife drives a Wrongler Rubicon.
This just makes him and I both more cuck-y, our wives drive $40-60K :jeep: and we dive $16K four cyl sedans.
:amazing:
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:46 am
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:33 am

I mean Fleds wife drives a Wrongler Rubicon.
This just makes him and I both more cuck-y, our wives drive $40-60K :jeep: and we dive $16K four cyl sedans.
:amazing:

Wife and I cucked each other into the Crosstrek as our sole vehicle.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:44 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:46 am

This just makes him and I both more cuck-y, our wives drive $40-60K :jeep: and we dive $16K four cyl sedans.
:amazing:

Wife and I cucked each other into the Crosstrek as our sole vehicle.
Sharing a vehicle is 5/7 cuck. :tits: and I share the Beep Beep in a sense but it's her DD. She doesn't drive my cars at all because she finds :manuel: to be :rolleyes:
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So what do I win?
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 6:51 pm So what do I win?
We don't do participation prizes.
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