Goodbye worst forum member, hello biggest cuck !! Who has the cuckiest vehicle of them all!?

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Vote for the cuckmaggeddon 2021

Fled-Corolla Hybrid
1
4%
Wap-GTI in pornflower
0
No votes
Melon-3/4/5+GMC Canyon
0
No votes
Apex-Gladiator
0
No votes
Troyguitar-1/2 of a mazda 3
0
No votes
Calvinball-Civic SI/Current vehicle
0
No votes
SAWCE-Elantra with the steek
1
4%
Razr390-GTI
0
No votes
Irish-GTI
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4Zilch-Fiesta ST
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No votes
Dgriff-Injured C5/JL/328i
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39%
Coogles-GTI
0
No votes
Johnny-1/2 of a CMAX
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No votes
Desertbreh-GMT800/Brown440i
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No votes
Gberg-Golf R
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No votes
Dbest-4Runner
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No votes
MexicanYaris-Renault Clio
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No votes
CaleDeRoo-C5
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No votes
RLwake-Miata
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4%
Huckleberry-2004 GTO/Dads Impala
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No votes
[user not found]-Gen2 Taco/R53
1
4%
Acid666-C5z06/Silverado/Miata
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No votes
Myself-TRD Pro Taco+JCW Mini F56
1
4%
Tarspin-Golf R
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No votes
Detroit-Crosstrek
8
35%
Placeholder 1
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Placeholder 2
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Total votes: 23
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Alright my dudes... It is time to crown the 2021 CUCK OF THE YEAR!

Low key it's me because I spent 20 min trying to compile a list of everyone's current cars during a break from work... But really what SAY YEEE

VOTE PLZ. I added placeholders in case I missed someone. I did my best... and this isn't super easy because we don't really keep this super up to date within our profiles.

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Well obviously Chris' Cucktrek is missing, and a CONTENDER. Right now thought two obvious leaders are Johnny and Troy. My Seoul Brother Brandon also in the hunt.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Griff couldn't get a Civic Type R, so he bought my 328i instead.
I'm unaware of the Cuckster story, so that might be a contender.
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Ron's Slanty H also has an MBA from Harvard Cuck School.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Melon wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:21 pm Griff couldn't get a Civic Type R, so he bought my 328i instead.
I'm unaware of the Cuckster story, so that might be a contender.
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Melon wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:21 pm Griff couldn't get a Civic Type R, so he bought my 328i instead.
I'm unaware of the Cuckster story, so that might be a contender.
When you factor in the backstory this is also a parade car for Cucktown.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:23 pm
Melon wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:21 pm Griff couldn't get a Civic Type R, so he bought my 328i instead.
I'm unaware of the Cuckster story, so that might be a contender.
When you factor in the backstory this is also a parade car for Cucktown.
All factors shall be considered a victor shall be crowned.

Also I left the poll open so ONE COULD CHANGE HIS MIND LIKE A CUCK and not like A CHAD
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:18 pm Well obviously Chris' Cucktrek is missing, and a CONTENDER. Right now thought two obvious leaders are Johnny and Troy. My Seoul Brother Brandon also in the hunt.
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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:24 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:23 pm

When you factor in the backstory this is also a parade car for Cucktown.
All factors shall be considered a victor shall be crowned.

Also I left the poll open so ONE COULD CHANGE HIS MIND LIKE A CUCK and not like A CHAD
I really feel like my cuck story is not defined but I what I currently own but what I sold.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:27 pm
max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:24 pm
All factors shall be considered a victor shall be crowned.

Also I left the poll open so ONE COULD CHANGE HIS MIND LIKE A CUCK and not like A CHAD
I really feel like my cuck story is not defined but I what I currently own but what I sold.
It seems like it could be a contributing factor. However....
Say you had a Venza and Veyron and you sold the Veyron, pretty damn cucky and you'd get my vote.
But if you had a GT350 and you sold the same Veyron, you get to maintain superiority above all on this forum by being on the bottom of this list in my book and probably most others, sans :waxer: may he rest in peace.

See my point? What is sold is sold.
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Desertbreh wrote:
max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:24 pm All factors shall be considered a victor shall be crowned.

Also I left the poll open so ONE COULD CHANGE HIS MIND LIKE A CUCK and not like A CHAD
I really feel like my cuck story is not defined but I what I currently own but what I sold.
Sold brand new sports car at the absolute bottom of its value, own a bicycle bought at the absolute peak of its value. Your move, dirk.
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troyguitar wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:35 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
I really feel like my cuck story is not defined but I what I currently own but what I sold.
Sold brand new sports car at the absolute bottom of its value, own a bicycle bought at the absolute peak of its value. Your move, dirk.
Powerful story when added to the witches brew of splitting a Mazda hatchback with the Mrs.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Is the C5 in the poll over the S4 because I just spent half it's value on maintenance that didn't increase said value, even though I had an offer to buy the car prior?
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:52 pm Is the C5 in the poll over the S4 because I just spent half it's value on maintenance that didn't increase said value, even though I had an offer to buy the car prior?
YES
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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CaleDeRoo wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:52 pm Is the C5 in the poll over the S4 because I just spent half it's value on maintenance that didn't increase said value, even though I had an offer to buy the car prior?
Poll reflects profile.
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I feel like Dan’s story of an imposed budget and not being allowed to get the car he wants and can afford, and instead buying the exact vehicle he used to own and didn’t like that much puts him pretty high on the cuck meter despite actually having a bunch of cool vehicles.

But I sold my STI to drive my wife’s 100k mile Cmax half the time so I apparently have a rather large dog in this fight.
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:57 pm I feel like Dan’s story of an imposed budget and not being allowed to get the car he wants and can afford, and instead buying the exact vehicle he used to own and didn’t like that much puts him pretty high on the cuck meter despite actually having a bunch of cool vehicles.

But I sold my STI to drive my wife’s 100k mile Cmax half the time so I apparently have a rather large dog in this fight.
You had an excruciating circumstance that completely negates this move. You were a responsible adult.

I.E if you had to sell your car to save a loved one in trouble you would never be high on the list IMO, that's not cucky, unlike Dan's pump and dump and pump
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max225 wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:59 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:57 pm I feel like Dan’s story of an imposed budget and not being allowed to get the car he wants and can afford, and instead buying the exact vehicle he used to own and didn’t like that much puts him pretty high on the cuck meter despite actually having a bunch of cool vehicles.

But I sold my STI to drive my wife’s 100k mile Cmax half the time so I apparently have a rather large dog in this fight.
You had an excruciating circumstance that completely negates this move. You were a responsible adult.

I.E if you had to sell your car to save a loved one in trouble you would never be high on the list IMO, that's not cucky, unlike Dan's pump and dump and pump
There is strong wisdom and truth in these words.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Oof we're off to a strong start :lol:
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My vote 100% goes to Dan though.
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Dan, sorry buddy.
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Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:22 pm Ron's Slanty H also has an MBA from Harvard Cuck School.
:lol:
Couple things.

First, it's the wife's. :notsure: if that matters :doe:
Second, she has a JD from Yale, not an MBA from Harvard :micdrop:
Last, I have Blue Meanie, which is a GTI, not a :gorf: , but who's counting.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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coogles wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:42 pm Dan, sorry buddy.
:mahtroy: is a strong contender, but he wasn't forced to make his move. Since Griff had a $ amount imposed on him, I'm afraid he gets my vote, too. DESPITE the fact that he still has a couple of pretty cool cars...
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 9:27 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:22 pm Ron's Slanty H also has an MBA from Harvard Cuck School.
:lol:
Couple things.

First, it's the wife's. :notsure: if that matters :doe:
Second, she has a JD from Yale, not an MBA from Harvard :micdrop:
Last, I have Blue Meanie, which is a GTI, not a :gorf: , but who's counting.
Damn I didn’t realize they made many blue GTIs, is that the rare royal blue or what not. ?
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