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From reading down exactly one thread I see that I'm the second person D Griff has brought to this fine forum (hi max).

I'm an electrical engineer by occupation and a fan of all things the typical overly technical nerdbro would think are interesting.

I drive a 4th gen Ram 1500, affectionately known as the ass rammer, and a NB Miata, known as a piece of sh*t.

I'll probably end up lurking quite a bit and chiming in on the odd things I know nothing about in an authoritative fashion.

Any questions ask away... I might even answer them!


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Welcome! :whalecum:

Did you also reside in the dick grabber houzz at any point?

We have a many miata owners and nerds here, so fitting in should be seemless.
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Slowbro9001 wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:01 am From reading down exactly one thread I see that I'm the second person D Griff has brought to this fine forum (hi max).

I'm an electrical engineer by occupation and a fan of all things the typical overly technical nerdbro would think are interesting.

I drive a 4th gen Ram 1500, affectionately known as the ass rammer, and a NB Miata, known as a piece of sh*t.

I'll probably end up lurking quite a bit and chiming in on the odd things I know nothing about in an authoritative fashion.

Any questions ask away... I might even answer them!


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Tarspin wrote:Welcome! :whalecum:

Did you also reside in the dick grabber houzz at any point?

We have a many miata owners and nerds here, so fitting in should be seemless.
Thanks all. No I didn't. We met through my wife who went to highschool with those guys (if it's who I'm thinking of).

I did live with dgriff one summer though. He travels so much it was pretty much just be hanging out alone in his condo which was pretty sweet I guess...


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Slowbro9001 wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:01 am From reading down exactly one thread I see that I'm the second person D Griff has brought to this fine forum (hi max).

I'm an electrical engineer by occupation and a fan of all things the typical overly technical nerdbro would think are interesting.

I drive a 4th gen Ram 1500, affectionately known as the ass rammer, and a NB Miata, known as a piece of sh*t.

I'll probably end up lurking quite a bit and chiming in on the odd things I know nothing about in an authoritative fashion.

Any questions ask away... I might even answer them!


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We love homosexual innuendo and trucks, please, make yourself at home.
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Melon wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:10 am

We love homosexual innuendo and trucks, please, make yourself at home.
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Slowbro9001 wrote:
Tarspin wrote:Welcome! :whalecum:

Did you also reside in the dick grabber houzz at any point?

We have a many miata owners and nerds here, so fitting in should be seemless.
Thanks all. No I didn't. We met through my wife who went to highschool with those guys (if it's who I'm thinking of).

I did live with dgriff one summer though. He travels so much it was pretty much just be hanging out alone in his condo which was pretty sweet I guess...


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I am thinking of the poverty apartment with a questionable room mate, not you to be clear. Trade in one's "personal space" for a good deal Image

The forum is full on sarcasm at times, but there are some super smart dudes that help each other out when we can. Please stick around!
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Melon wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:10 am

We love homosexual innuendo and trucks, please, make yourself at home.
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we don't love :truk:
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MexicanYarisTK wrote:Is ur dodge cummins? U roal coal? Whalecum btw
Negative. That thing got a hemi.

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Slowbro9001 wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:41 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote:Is ur dodge cummins? U roal coal? Whalecum btw
Negative. That thing got a hemi.

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Tarspin wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:33 am
Slowbro9001 wrote:
Thanks all. No I didn't. We met through my wife who went to highschool with those guys (if it's who I'm thinking of).

I did live with dgriff one summer though. He travels so much it was pretty much just be hanging out alone in his condo which was pretty sweet I guess...


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I am thinking of the poverty apartment with a questionable room mate, not you to be clear. Trade in one's "personal space" for a good deal Image

The forum is full on sarcasm at times, but there are some super smart dudes that help each other out when we can. Please stick around!
Slowbro never fell victim to the drunken advances of Dick Grabber. Maxxx, however, did.

Maxx and I both ran away and never mentioned the incident again in true non confrontational fashion. Dick Grabber did grab another friend's :dong: who punched him in the face. Fortunately, the Charlotte Crew is mostly out of poverty at this point.
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Tarspin wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:33 am I am thinking of the poverty apartment with a questionable room mate, not you to be clear. Trade in one's "personal space" for a good deal Image

The forum is full on sarcasm at times, but there are some super smart dudes that help each other out when we can. Please stick around!
Slowbro never fell victim to the drunken advances of Dick Grabber. Maxxx, however, did.

Maxx and I both ran away and never mentioned the incident again in true non confrontational fashion. Dick Grabber did grab another friend's :dong: who punched him in the face. Fortunately, the Charlotte Crew is mostly out of poverty at this point.
Dark days bro, dark days. Image :dong:

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D Griff wrote:
Tarspin wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:33 am I am thinking of the poverty apartment with a questionable room mate, not you to be clear. Trade in one's "personal space" for a good deal Image

The forum is full on sarcasm at times, but there are some super smart dudes that help each other out when we can. Please stick around!
Slowbro never fell victim to the drunken advances of Dick Grabber. Maxxx, however, did.

Maxx and I both ran away and never mentioned the incident again in true non confrontational fashion. Dick Grabber did grab another friend's :dong: who punched him in the face. Fortunately, the Charlotte Crew is mostly out of poverty at this point.
It's been nothing but consensual fondling from then on out.


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Slowbro9001 wrote: Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:41 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote:Is ur dodge cummins? U roal coal? Whalecum btw
Negative. That thing got a hemi.

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whelp, that just spawned an extended google search on Jamie Pressly....
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max225 wrote: Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:54 pm Wonder if this one will last... :notsure: what keeps happening to newcummers after they sign up... and do the first 10-20 posts
:iono:

We're a pretty welcoming bunch.
I think so... initially especially... then it is full on taken out back and fk'ed in the ass with no lube.
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