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Hello everyone,

I'm Maxx, D Griff thought I might enjoy it here. I browsed around and checked out the dictionary, seems like we do have a few things in common. I have a 1995 Ford Ranger "Poverty Truck" and my first vehicle was a 1997 S10. I was also a victim of the "Griffmath" perpetrator. I also have a 1992 Miata and a 2013 Ford Fuckus SE (not ST). all of my cars fit the "Dangerously Slow" definition, I've driven a "Poorvette", and I prefer to row my own gears and have never owned an automatic.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:16 pm You are wrong.
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Hope you grab yourself a real avatar and stick around!
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Welcome!

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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:16 pm You are wrong.
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4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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Awesome, hope you stick around! Welcome. :whalecum:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Hi!
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Sno wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:02 pmHi!
This is now a Sno vs. Troy thread.


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SAWCE wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:19 pm
Sno wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:02 pmHi!
This is now a Sno vs. Troy thread.


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:mahtroy: is AWOL :doe: :(
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:20 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:19 pm

This is now a Sno vs. Troy thread.


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:mahtroy: is AWOL :doe: :(
Yeah I noticed that a few days ago. Hope all is well.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:16 pm You are wrong.
I've been wrong about most everything all my life.
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Thank you all for replying and making me feel welcome. I chose my avatar because I call my Miata the Enola Gay because that was the name of the plane that dropped the A-bomb on Hiroshima, Hiroshima was where the car was built, and its a Miata so its gay...
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Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:26 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:16 pm You are wrong.
I've been wrong about most everything all my life.
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Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:30 pm Thank you all for replying and making me feel welcome. I chose my avatar because I call my Miata the Enola Gay because that was the name of the plane that dropped the A-bomb on Hiroshima, Hiroshima was where the car was built, and its a Miata so its gay...
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Maxxx wrote:Thank you all for replying and making me feel welcome. I chose my avatar because I call my Miata the Enola Gay because that was the name of the plane that dropped the A-bomb on Hiroshima, Hiroshima was where the car was built, and its a Miata so its gay...
Relevant and factual.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:19 pm
Sno wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:02 pmHi!
This is now a Sno vs. Troy thread.


:popcorn:
He could certainly find a reason to argue that post.

New members with new things to argue! :fuckyeah:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:10 pm Hello everyone,

I'm Maxx, D Griff thought I might enjoy it here. I browsed around and checked out the dictionary, seems like we do have a few things in common. I have a 1995 Ford Ranger "Poverty Truck" and my first vehicle was a 1997 S10. I was also a victim of the "Griffmath" perpetrator. I also have a 1992 Miata and a 2013 Ford Fuckus SE (not ST). all of my cars fit the "Dangerously Slow" definition, I've driven a "Poorvette", and I prefer to row my own gears and have never owned an automatic.
:triggered: another Max on the forum? :butwhy:












































Hi
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max225 wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:42 pm
Maxxx wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:10 pm Hello everyone,

I'm Maxx, D Griff thought I might enjoy it here. I browsed around and checked out the dictionary, seems like we do have a few things in common. I have a 1995 Ford Ranger "Poverty Truck" and my first vehicle was a 1997 S10. I was also a victim of the "Griffmath" perpetrator. I also have a 1992 Miata and a 2013 Ford Fuckus SE (not ST). all of my cars fit the "Dangerously Slow" definition, I've driven a "Poorvette", and I prefer to row my own gears and have never owned an automatic.
:triggered: another Max on the forum? :butwhy:












































Hi
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:





:popcorn:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:24 pm Have you heard about our lord and savior Ellis Juan?
Or the Magical Camdalf?
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Poverty cars, and rowing gears. Sounds like a good Dfd material to me

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Detroit wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:23 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:42 pm

:triggered: another Max on the forum? :butwhy:












































Hi
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:triggered:





:popcorn:
Like the highlander? fight to the death?
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