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The Official Dictionary of DFD

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:25 pm
by wap
:nice:

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Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:27 pm
by wap
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:41 pm Added Crangshaft and Tuna, too.
Take your pick.
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Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 4:15 pm
by wap
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:48 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:27 pm

Take your pick.
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That last one wins.
:fuckyeah: we have a wiener!

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Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:41 pm
by Swedish Chef
wap wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:28 pm
Swedish Chef wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:13 pm

Still a lot of :wat: from me when surfing these pages but at least this helps slightly.

:like:
Any specific questions?
I don’t really get the plac and waxer, to name two examples.

Honestly I think most is probably lost in translation because am dirty immigrant and don’t English good.


Tuna is perfect.

The Official Dictionary of DFD

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:33 pm
by wap
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:09 pm
Swedish Chef wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:41 pm

I don’t really get the plac and waxer, to name two examples.

Honestly I think most is probably lost in translation because am dirty immigrant and don’t English good.


Tuna is perfect.
:plac: predates DFD - we very briefly named this Last Humans Forum but :plac: wasn’t on board so we bailed on that and named it the next dumbest thing we could.

He’s the king of :fullretard: automotive purchasing decisions. GTI to Charger back to the SAME GTI, back to another Charger, into a Jeep, then into a GTI with Tiguan springs... etc.

:waxer: is :waxer: - a man whose cars are cleaner than mine and whose gold mine runs deep and full of wax.
Pretty much :dat:

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Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:41 pm
by Desertbreh
Swedish Chef wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:41 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:28 pm

Any specific questions?
I don’t really get the plac and waxer, to name two examples.

Honestly I think most is probably lost in translation because am dirty immigrant and don’t English good.


Tuna is perfect.
Plac is a fucking moron who has literally wasted over a hundred thousand dollars that could be used to support his family on asinine car trading and modding. Even if he HAD the money, and he fucking DOES NOT to support the decisions he makes, almost all of them are STUPID BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION. His life force has little redeeming value and he should be jailed by Child Services.

Waxer is forum Member Corvette Waxer. He clears 7 digits at NVDA every year and has owned more cool man shit so far than you can imagine owning in a lifetime. Cars, guns, knives, wine, whiskey, electronics. He is a Consumer Reports of high end consumer living. Solid brother as well, but a good conversation starter is probably not how California needs more regulation.

The Official Dictionary of DFD

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:39 pm
by Desertbreh
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:26 pm We need a definition for :hibachi: - who wants to take a crack at it?
I'd love one. I missed while whole fking :hibachi: thing, it is Crang related yes? I should be proud of myself that I don't get it.

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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 7:51 pm
by troyguitar
[user not found] wrote:We need a definition for :hibachi: - who wants to take a crack at it?
When [user not found] has news to share but won't let it out until he's gotten enough likes and subscribes. Papa's got bills to pay.

The Official Dictionary of DFD

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:14 am
by goIftdibrad
troyguitar wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 7:51 pm
[user not found] wrote:We need a definition for :hibachi: - who wants to take a crack at it?
When [user not found] has news to share but won't let it out until he's gotten enough likes and subscribes. Papa's got bills to pay.
yes

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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:47 am
by wap
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:39 pm
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:26 pm We need a definition for :hibachi: - who wants to take a crack at it?
I'd love one. I missed while whole fking :hibachi: thing, it is Crang related yes? I should be proud of myself that I don't get it.
Let me try.
AFAIK the "official" use of "hibachi" stems from 2 separate :crang: stories.

First story, iirc, involved :crang: having an unsatisfying :hibachi: dinner with his GF, complaining to the restaurant manager, while also demanding his leftovers to take home despite the food being :gag: in his opinion. So basically, typical :crang: :fullretard: :bs: :crang: things.

Second story is the infamous :crang: shaft incident. Very early in the story before the specific problem with his :turboyaris: was known, I and many others here immediately recognized that something serious was wrong with his engine from the video he posted and were repeatedly asking him to at least take the preliminary step to check his oil level and report back. In typical :crang: :derp: :aintcare: fashion, he replied that he'd check it later that evening after he had dinner with his GF.

Those 2 stories eventually got conflated and boiled down to the :hibachi: 'moji meaning of "I'll get back to you all with this pertinent and desired info when I god damn feel like it."

Or something like that.

The Official Dictionary of DFD

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:51 am
by Desertbreh
wap wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:47 am
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:39 pm

I'd love one. I missed while whole fking :hibachi: thing, it is Crang related yes? I should be proud of myself that I don't get it.
Let me try.
AFAIK the "official" use of "hibachi" stems from 2 separate :crang: stories.

First story, iirc, involved :crang: having an unsatisfying :hibachi: dinner with his GF, complaining to the restaurant manager, while also demanding his leftovers to take home despite the food being :gag: in his opinion. So basically, typical :crang: :fullretard: :bs: :crang: things.

Second story is the infamous :crang: shaft incident. Very early in the story before the specific problem with his :turboyaris: was known, I and many others here immediately recognized that something serious was wrong with his engine from the video he posted and were repeatedly asking him to at least take the preliminary step to check his oil level and report back. In typical :crang: :derp: :aintcare: fashion, he replied that he'd check it later that evening after he had dinner with his GF.

Those 2 stories eventually got conflated and boiled down to the :hibachi: 'moji meaning of "I'll get back to you all with this pertinent and desired info when I god damn feel like it."

Or something like that.
Thank you Ron.

The Official Dictionary of DFD

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:54 am
by goIftdibrad
wap wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:47 am
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:39 pm

I'd love one. I missed while whole fking :hibachi: thing, it is Crang related yes? I should be proud of myself that I don't get it.
Let me try.
AFAIK the "official" use of "hibachi" stems from 2 separate :crang: stories.

First story, iirc, involved :crang: having an unsatisfying :hibachi: dinner with his GF, complaining to the restaurant manager, while also demanding his leftovers to take home despite the food being :gag: in his opinion. So basically, typical :crang: :fullretard: :bs: :crang: things.

Second story is the infamous :crang: shaft incident. Very early in the story before the specific problem with his :turboyaris: was known, I and many others here immediately recognized that something serious was wrong with his engine from the video he posted and were repeatedly asking him to at least take the preliminary step to check his oil level and report back. In typical :crang: :derp: :aintcare: fashion, he replied that he'd check it later that evening after he had dinner with his GF.

Those 2 stories eventually got conflated and boiled down to the :hibachi: 'moji meaning of "I'll get back to you all with this pertinent and desired info when I god damn feel like it."

Or something like that.
potd from our official dfd historian

The Official Dictionary of DFD

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:57 am
by wap
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:51 am
wap wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:47 am

Let me try.
AFAIK the "official" use of "hibachi" stems from 2 separate :crang: stories.

First story, iirc, involved :crang: having an unsatisfying :hibachi: dinner with his GF, complaining to the restaurant manager, while also demanding his leftovers to take home despite the food being :gag: in his opinion. So basically, typical :crang: :fullretard: :bs: :crang: things.

Second story is the infamous :crang: shaft incident. Very early in the story before the specific problem with his :turboyaris: was known, I and many others here immediately recognized that something serious was wrong with his engine from the video he posted and were repeatedly asking him to at least take the preliminary step to check his oil level and report back. In typical :crang: :derp: :aintcare: fashion, he replied that he'd check it later that evening after he had dinner with his GF.

Those 2 stories eventually got conflated and boiled down to the :hibachi: 'moji meaning of "I'll get back to you all with this pertinent and desired info when I god damn feel like it."

Or something like that.
Thank you Ron.
:mahman:

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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:58 am
by wap
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:54 am
wap wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:47 am

Let me try.
AFAIK the "official" use of "hibachi" stems from 2 separate :crang: stories.

First story, iirc, involved :crang: having an unsatisfying :hibachi: dinner with his GF, complaining to the restaurant manager, while also demanding his leftovers to take home despite the food being :gag: in his opinion. So basically, typical :crang: :fullretard: :bs: :crang: things.

Second story is the infamous :crang: shaft incident. Very early in the story before the specific problem with his :turboyaris: was known, I and many others here immediately recognized that something serious was wrong with his engine from the video he posted and were repeatedly asking him to at least take the preliminary step to check his oil level and report back. In typical :crang: :derp: :aintcare: fashion, he replied that he'd check it later that evening after he had dinner with his GF.

Those 2 stories eventually got conflated and boiled down to the :hibachi: 'moji meaning of "I'll get back to you all with this pertinent and desired info when I god damn feel like it."

Or something like that.
potd from our official dfd historian
:bow:
I assume I got all that right? I believe you were there pretty much from the begining of the crangshaft fiasco, too, iirc.

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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:00 pm
by wap
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:26 pm We need a definition for :hibachi: - who wants to take a crack at it?
So, may I humbly submit the following:

"I'll get back to you all with this pertinent and desired info when I god damn feel like it."

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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:03 pm
by goIftdibrad
wap wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:58 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:54 am

potd from our official dfd historian
:bow:
I assume I got all that right? I believe you were there pretty much from the begining of the crangshaft fiasco, too, iirc.
that's how I recall it

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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:18 pm
by wap
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:03 pm
wap wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:58 am

:bow:
I assume I got all that right? I believe you were there pretty much from the begining of the crangshaft fiasco, too, iirc.
that's how I recall it
:fuckyeah: I still have some functioning memory.

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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:39 pm
by wap
[user not found] wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:28 pm
wap wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:00 pm

So, may I humbly submit the following:

"I'll get back to you all with this pertinent and desired info when I god damn feel like it."
Approved.
:fuckyeah:

:bow:

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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:45 pm
by wap
[user not found] wrote: Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:45 pm Seppuku added. :lol:
:bravo:
:lolol:

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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:38 pm
by wap
This made me :lolol:
Courtesy of :fax:
:getout:
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I know it's similar to :gtfo: , but it's hilarious.

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Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:13 am
by MexicanYarisTK
wap wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:47 am
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jan 27, 2020 6:39 pm

I'd love one. I missed while whole fking :hibachi: thing, it is Crang related yes? I should be proud of myself that I don't get it.
Let me try.
AFAIK the "official" use of "hibachi" stems from 2 separate :crang: stories.

First story, iirc, involved :crang: having an unsatisfying :hibachi: dinner with his GF, complaining to the restaurant manager, while also demanding his leftovers to take home despite the food being :gag: in his opinion. So basically, typical :crang: :fullretard: :bs: :crang: things.

Second story is the infamous :crang: shaft incident. Very early in the story before the specific problem with his :turboyaris: was known, I and many others here immediately recognized that something serious was wrong with his engine from the video he posted and were repeatedly asking him to at least take the preliminary step to check his oil level and report back. In typical :crang: :derp: :aintcare: fashion, he replied that he'd check it later that evening after he had dinner with his GF.

Those 2 stories eventually got conflated and boiled down to the :hibachi: 'moji meaning of "I'll get back to you all with this pertinent and desired info when I god damn feel like it."

Or something like that.
I fucking love this!!! Now imagine him on a greek island, he'll probably substantially help to recover greece's economy

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Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:40 am
by Acid666
I hereby nominate "PAW-DADDY" to be inducted into the DFD dictionary.
There's some local drama going around in airboatland and my god, the memes are spicy because of it. I can elaborate more on it later, but :melon: has the lowdown as well.

The Official Dictionary of DFD

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:05 pm
by Acid666
[user not found] wrote: Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:01 pm
Acid666 wrote: Thu Feb 20, 2020 11:40 am I hereby nominate "PAW-DADDY" to be inducted into the DFD dictionary.
There's some local drama going around in airboatland and my god, the memes are spicy because of it. I can elaborate more on it later, but :melon: has the lowdown as well.
Needs actual use on DFD to get included. :notsure:

Also, the Paw-daddy memegasm needs its own :bread: - it's something to behold.
Posting it now

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:01 pm
by RLWake
Petition for :meata: to become :'cheese: (without the apostrophe, duh)

Apparently there's already a :cheese: tho...

:doit:

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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:16 pm
by wap
RLWake wrote: Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:01 pm Petition for :meata: to become :'cheese: (without the apostrophe, duh)

Apparently there's already a :cheese: tho...

:doit:
I think it's possible for one DFDmoji to have 2 different "spellings". For instance, :millennial: and :rudy: . or :turboyaris: and :mk6:

So technically :meata: could be :meata: AND :cheese: , if [user not found] has the time and inclination to make it so.