The Official Dictionary of DFD

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DFD has a steep learning curve when it comes to our... unique vocabulary.

We believe we owe it to our freshest meat to bring them into the loop, instead of allowing them to wander outside, completely confused.

Add your definitions below, and the trollistration will keep the master list updated.

1. Alpo Can: Not just for feeding dogs anymore, this is the destroyer of #Blessed poon that cleaved poor [user not found] 's wife in two. Also related to Alpo Luck. Defined on Urban Dictionary (link). Also see: :alpo:

2. Blessed Lands: Pennsylvania

3. Mah Troy: troyguitar See: :mahtroy:

4. NEEK: The face of DFD. He’s a chrome-domed absentee outsider from Commiefornia. Also see: :neek:

5. Plac: The pioneer of Placitis. See: :plac:

6. Placitis: The act of rapidly trading a recently purchased vehicle in for another vehicle, sometimes for one that you've already owned. Year of the :plac: : 2018

7. Meatspin: The reason we're all here.

8. Melon Arkle: The most melonious fellow, Melon . See: :melon:

9. Poorvette: DFD's favorite budget supercar, pioneered first by maxtdi , and owned by several members of the DFD populace. Also known as a 'Detroit Lambo.' See: :poorvette:

10. Turbo Yaris: Nickname for the VW GTI. See: :turboyaris:

11. Worst forum member: The member who causes the most agita. Elected by the populace of DFD in the Worst Forum Member tournament. Previously maxtdi (pre-2016), now troyguitar (2016)

12. Alpo Luck: Being #blessed with what seems to be unusually fortuitous advancements in life and sexual prowess, but is simply the culmination of many years of hard work, drinking a lot of brown liquor, and slaying remarkably high levels of college strange.

13. Mexican Turbo Yaris: MK7+ GTI

14. Turbo Corolla: 2015+ turbocharged Subaru all-wheel drive rally sedans

15. Dillership: Place where you buy cars. Substitution: Diller

16. Dillerman: You can find these lurking at dillerships, see also: :dillerman:

17. Poverty truck: Budget shit-hauler, characterized by low cost and low reliability. See: :povertytruck:

18. Waxable Calipers: Fixed calipers with high-gloss paint

20. Dead forum: GolfMK6

21. Waxer: :plac: but with money to support the placitis. See: :waxer:

22. Placmath: 5-3+1=7, in general. Related to Plac Profit.

23. Plac Profit: Positive equity on a trade. Ignores tax paid, depreciation, and other fees associated with the trade.

24. Crang: A DFD member known for self-sabotaging his possible sexual conquests, dropping wrenches on crangshafts, and stiffing [user not found] on cases of beer and Mazda dills. See: :crang:

25. Dedong: An unusually large male reproductive organ, usually chocolate in color. See: :dedong:

26. Kiagiving: The act of fornicating with a female character of dubious and/or unsavory nature and then purchasing a vehicle for said character, and then watching an Elk shit on its hood.

27. Sawce: Short for ball sawce, a nickname for balius , himself a product of mormon ball sawce. See: :sawce:

28. Balls: Universal term of disdain, excitement, power, or whatever you want it to be. Also see: :balls:

29. OTPHJ: Acronym for 'over-the-pants-hand-job,' the desperate sexual act of milking one's penis manually, using their trousers as a sensual medium.

30. Flatlandia: Florida and Louisiana, lands devoid of elevation changes of any kind.

31. DSGay: Any dual-clutch automatic, since they're all the same.

32. Manuel: Known as a row-your-own, manual gearbox. See: :manuel:

33. Jalepeñis: Unimpressive male genitalia, as judged by haleyann

34. Jawn: Nickname for Gunkata, the founder of :balls: Inc. and the non-participating absentee Godfather of DFD.

35. Trev: To postwhore in ways that would make a prostitute blush. I.e. Unbelievable quantity, but abysmal quality.

36. Wood plow: Euphemism for 'I'd tap that.' Also see: :woodplow:

37. Сибирь: A very lonely place. Land of permafrost and butthurt.

38. Brembro: Name for Brembo brakes. Also see: Waxable calipers

39. Griffmath: Being so impossibly cheap that living with a dude that grabs your crotch to save a few dollars makes perfect sense.

40. Seaverbitchitis: Rage quitting like a bitch because you can't even, like Punchagoat.

41. Silverado Monthly Payment: Unit of currency, can be abbreviated as SMP. Equal to $200 USD.

42. Dangerously Slow: Anything with a 0-60 time slower than 7.7 seconds (see: 2015 Mazda CX-5 Grand Touring AWD)

43. Troymunism: A political theory derived from the beliefs of troyguitar, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all Poorvettes are publicly owned and each person camps in a tent, eats Little Caesars, and is given a shared distribution of what they deserve in life and deliverance of ultimate luck.

44. Bradfax: Facts delivered in a blunt fashion by our very own Big Brain Bradley, based on "engineering" experience. Fax have been vetted through a rigorous process of peer review. Peers include: Brad.

45. Maxfax: Facts delivered straight from magazines and 3rd party sources without any real tangible 1st person experience.

46. Brubtub: Made of fiberglass, produced by GM, and powered by the almighty Ellis Juan, this is no tub you should bathe in. Also see: :poorvette:

47. Troy Luck: Previously believed to be an onslaught of undeserved bad luck or fortune, Troy Luck is actually the financial equivalent of Alpo Luck, wherein the 'Troy' of the relationship gets to coast on the coattails of a significant other and thoroughly enjoy the fruits of their labor while complaining about finances they don't actually deserve.

48. Melon Luck: Actual :rage: inducing bad luck.

49. :scoot: : When a thread goes completely off the rails off-topic. Example: :minivan: chat in a :jeep: thread.

50. Crotchfruit: :baby:

51. Grundle Factory: Where the content of the DFD Spanker's Club is mined from.

52. Slanty H or H : A brand that you'd rather kill yourself, than drive. Also see: Hyundai.

53. Airboater: One who thrives in the moist south, on a steady diet of mud, :salt: , and crawdads.

54. XLs: Commonly referred to in :eeyore: chats about the drudgery of daily work tasks. Also see: Excel Spreadsheets.

55. Crangshaft: What breaks when your daddy didn't teach you how to refill your blinker fluid or service your muffler bearings.

56. Tuna: Comes in many flavors; APR, :baconator: , Cobb, GIAC, etc. See: :tuna:

57. Hibachi: Used to indicate that someone is pulling a "I'll get back to you all with this pertinent and desired info when I god damn feel like it" move. A rare move in our modern society fueled by instant gratification. See: :hibachi:

58. Seppuku: When the forces of life combine to suffocate one's will to drive anything remotely interesting, and a vehicle is purchased that makes others want to commit suicide.
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ProBoards = The Third Reich
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Melon wrote:ProBoards = The Third Reich
I liken them more to Trump/Pence 2016.
:disgust:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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No Brubtub???

:wtf: kind of forum is this??
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portions of this list are the equivalent of fake news. It is time we got some up to date info.
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maxtdi wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:13 am portions of this list are the equivalent of fake news. It is time we got some up to date info.
Such as...?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:32 pm
maxtdi wrote: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:13 am portions of this list are the equivalent of fake news. It is time we got some up to date info.
Present some changes, sir Max.
I think the :mahtroy: ones were made. I can't comment on the BS you posted about me since that would be a conflict of interest :gaydance:
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Tire to weight ratio: Delusions that front tires wider than 225mm will transform a 3-series into handling like a Z28.
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SixSpeeder wrote: Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:09 pm Tire to weight ratio: Delusions that front tires wider than 225mm will transform a 3-series into handling like a Z28.
:notbad:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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POAD = Poor’s on the road. Most likely on stretch pay in Kia etc.

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I didn’t see many POAD’s in Dubai.

Term developed- Walking in Hong Kong there were adverts for a company named POAD. Seemed a perfect fit for DFD. The use for DFD came to me instantly 😀🤡
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:225: got rear ended by a Nigerian POAD
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:25 am :225: got :knot: :dock: by a Nigerian POAD
FTFY
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Apex wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:36 am
razr390 wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:25 am :225: got :knot: :dock: by a Nigerian POAD
FTFY
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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razr390 wrote: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:25 am :225: got rear ended by a Nigerian POAD
Speaking of I need to check with my insurance what the status is ...
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The Grundle Factory should be in here.
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datgrundle wrote: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:52 am The Grundle Factory should be in here.
:dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:56 am Updated with some tweaks and a new addition.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Airboat = ?

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[user not found] wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 5:19 pm
Irish wrote: Sun May 05, 2019 1:35 pm Airboat = ?

:wtf: :iono:
Definition #53. :lol:
:nice: I thought so but it gets the DFD Stretch treatment so much I was unsure.....
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:25 am Revisions and additions made.
:bravo:
As the only published author in a well-known motorcycle publication in the room...
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:25 am Revisions and additions made.
Good work. :like:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:25 am Revisions and additions made.
Still a lot of :wat: from me when surfing these pages but at least this helps slightly.

:like:
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Swedish Chef wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:13 pm
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:25 am Revisions and additions made.
Still a lot of :wat: from me when surfing these pages but at least this helps slightly.

:like:
Any specific questions?
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