Toe Dippin' these fetid waters: Clownshoobie's back (kinda)

Step right up and take a hot cup of welcome!
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Having tasted the bilge that was DFD1, I smartly took my ball and went home. Actually, I enjoyed the flavor, kind of like that wet-dog-taste of some salamis, but had several better things to do with my time: 1) make perfect thumb-forefinger spheres of objects picked from my body 2) prove that it's possible to sleep with my eyes open, and 3) get my career back on track. Now that I've triumphantly achieved 0 (zero) of those 3 (three), I'm back, at least sporadically, too see what garbage you numpties are spewing.
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Shoob!! :whalecum: back!
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4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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SHOOB'S SWEEPERY IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
4zilch wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:46 am I'm a fucking failure.
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:whalecum: back.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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About god damn time.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:33 pm Also, I'll let it be known that I am faster than Mr. Shoob in a kart. :trollface:
False.

2012. Circuit de Catalunya, Spain. Pastor Maldonado beats Hamilton (and Alonso, Schumi, Räikkönen, Vettel, Button).

Maldonado is not faster than Hamilton: he's the blind squirrel.

Blind squirrel, Zillion. Blind squirrel.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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