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JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:59 pm okay, I really feel like we should start this by letting you guys know something about me. So I must admit.. :yikes: I've never "forumed" before. I mean, I am familiar with the concept and all of that, but I've never been a member of a comunity like this before
Good thing is, so far it looks like a lot of fun around here :D

So, yea, I'm counting on you guys :dealwithit:
Also I must commend your ability to quickly adapt to proper use of our emojis :fuckyeah:

Also to everyone else, John basically learned to speak, type and write fluent English by himself throughout his schooling and college. It is very :impressive: because he knows how to construct complex verbiage and dialogue that most of his friends wouldn't be able to.

In fact, when he visited me last May, it was one of the reasons he was probably granted a visa to be allowed to come here.

I'm actually very proud of him. And he :jimp: to the United States even tho our president is an oompa loompa
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Just wait until the meatspin... :hubba:
Shhhh. You're supposed to tell him that AFTER the meatspin.
ill be honest I think there was more meatspin on the dead forum that led to the exile and banning of what came to be DFD than there has been on all of DFD.

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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:59 pm okay, I really feel like we should start this by letting you guys know something about me. So I must admit.. :yikes: I've never "forumed" before. I mean, I am familiar with the concept and all of that, but I've never been a member of a comunity like this before
Good thing is, so far it looks like a lot of fun around here :D

So, yea, I'm counting on you guys :dealwithit:
:bruh:
You'll get the hang of it in no time. I never forumed much before here and the place that spawned DFD. Even Rudy could figure it out so you'll be fine.





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:wub: :narc:
Gypsies catch on pretty quick :trollface:

Also if you thought Johnny was talk wait until you see John next to me. Will snap you pic.
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:bruh:
You'll get the hang of it in no time. I never forumed much before here and the place that spawned DFD. Even Rudy could figure it out so you'll be fine.





:trollface:
:wub: :narc:
Gypsies catch on pretty quick :trollface:

Also if you thought Johnny was talk wait until you see John next to me. Will snap you pic.
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Got the pic but you guys are squatting so how can I tell that he's tall?
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I guess I'll let Rudy do the introductions and show you guys all our pics together :sissyfight:
In the meantime, I'll go catch some sleep. :eeyore: It's 1 AM here and someone's gotta bring money in this house :troywax:
these :tits: are nice
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JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:17 pm I guess I'll let Rudy do the introductions and show you guys all our pics together :sissyfight:
In the meantime, I'll go catch some sleep. :eeyore: It's 1 AM here and someone's gotta bring money in this house :troywax:
Miss you bro :pokebeads:
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JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:17 pm I guess I'll let Rudy do the introductions and show you guys all our pics together :sissyfight:
In the meantime, I'll go catch some sleep. :eeyore: It's 1 AM here and someone's gotta bring money in this house :troywax:
Earthworms don't sleep doe. :notsure:
I'm actually not going to. I was just trying to act normal... But I guess I don't really have to that here :carlton:
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JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:19 pm
JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:17 pm I guess I'll let Rudy do the introductions and show you guys all our pics together :sissyfight:
In the meantime, I'll go catch some sleep. :eeyore: It's 1 AM here and someone's gotta bring money in this house :troywax:
Miss you bro :pokebeads:

Epic self quote breh. Do you even computer literacy
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JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:59 pm okay, I really feel like we should start this by letting you guys know something about me. So I must admit.. :yikes: I've never "forumed" before. I mean, I am familiar with the concept and all of that, but I've never been a member of a comunity like this before
Good thing is, so far it looks like a lot of fun around here :D

So, yea, I'm counting on you guys :dealwithit:
Also I must commend your ability to quickly adapt to proper use of our emojis :fuckyeah:

Also to everyone else, John basically learned to speak, type and write fluent English by himself throughout his schooling and college. It is very :impressive: because he knows how to construct complex verbiage and dialogue that most of his friends wouldn't be able to.

In fact, when he visited me last May, it was one of the reasons he was probably granted a visa to be allowed to come here.

I'm actually very proud of him. And he :jimp: to the United States even tho our president is an oompa loompa
Don't fucken lie to us Rudy! Only one active account per member unless you're an Administrator :trollface:
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razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:48 pm
JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:19 pm

Miss you bro :pokebeads:

Epic self quote breh. Do you even computer literacy
:dat: :disappoint:
Fucking Romanians
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razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:48 pm

Epic self quote breh. Do you even computer literacy
:dat: :disappoint:
Fucking Romanians
:dat:

what gypsies
:doughnut: :narc: :doughnut:
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:dat: :disappoint:
Fucking Romanians
:dat:

what gypsies
:dat: :disgust:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:51 pm :dat: :disappoint:
Fucking Romanians
:dat:

what gypsies
That's racist!
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:18 pm
razr390 wrote:
:dat:

what gypsies
That's racist!
:dat:
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Y'all know Rudy. He's a cool guy and let's also say smart... but he's my bro and I love him
I know him since we were like what man? 14 yo maybe. So this story is about the time he came to Romania and since we were neighbors and that, I invited him over and we decided to make some pancakes. Big chefs and dat, we went for the American pancakes recipe, not just regular crepes. Dude, not that it was fucking hilarious messing up with the recipe and doing it all by instinct (sigh) :facepalm: ... we fucked those pancakes so bad we ended up throwing them out the window. I literally took the pan off the stove and threw the pancakes out like fuck that shit! I was living on the second floor of an apartment building so picturing how this all looked from outside was hilarious.

I remember we were ROFL :lol:
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JohnFota wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:15 am Y'all know Rudy. He's a cool guy and let's also say smart... but he's my bro and I love him
I know him since we were like what man? 14 yo maybe. So this story is about the time he came to Romania and since we were neighbors and that, I invited him over and we decided to make some pancakes. Big chefs and dat, we went for the American pancakes recipe, not just regular crepes. Dude, not that it was fucking hilarious messing up with the recipe and doing it all by instinct (sigh) :facepalm: ... we fucked those pancakes so bad we ended up throwing them out the window. I literally took the pan off the stove and threw the pancakes out like fuck that shit! I was living on the second floor of an apartment building so picturing how this all looked from outside was hilarious.

I remember we were ROFL :lol:
:lolol: let's just say both of our smarts grew after that!

That was a hilarious memory. We managed to make some pancakes that were edible, though! :yikes:
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JohnFota wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:15 am Y'all know Rudy. He's a cool guy and let's also say smart... but he's my bro and I love him
I know him since we were like what man? 14 yo maybe. So this story is about the time he came to Romania and since we were neighbors and that, I invited him over and we decided to make some pancakes. Big chefs and dat, we went for the American pancakes recipe, not just regular crepes. Dude, not that it was fucking hilarious messing up with the recipe and doing it all by instinct (sigh) :facepalm: ... we fucked those pancakes so bad we ended up throwing them out the window. I literally took the pan off the stove and threw the pancakes out like fuck that shit! I was living on the second floor of an apartment building so picturing how this all looked from outside was hilarious.

I remember we were ROFL :lol:
:lolol: let's just say both of our smarts grew after that!

That was a hilarious memory. We managed to make some pancakes that were edible, though! :yikes:
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Jehnny is sleeping :sad:
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JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:47 am Howdy! It's good to be here guys, thank you. We're on different timezones, so I guess I'll be taking the night shift here Image
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so what is it, that you would say, that you do there in Romania?

Oppression Ops? :narc: ?
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wap wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:29 pm
JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:24 pm First of all, thank you all for the warm welcome! :derp:

@wap thanks for sending the requirements

Some good Rudy stories... aagh! Let me think if there is any and I'll be right back. (currently I'm stuck at work) :(
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things are shaping up. Ill continue reading.

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JohnFota wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:59 pm okay, I really feel like we should start this by letting you guys know something about me. So I must admit.. :yikes: I've never "forumed" before. I mean, I am familiar with the concept and all of that, but I've never been a member of a comunity like this before
Good thing is, so far it looks like a lot of fun around here :D

So, yea, I'm counting on you guys :dealwithit:
Also I must commend your ability to quickly adapt to proper use of our emojis :fuckyeah:

Also to everyone else, John basically learned to speak, type and write fluent English by himself throughout his schooling and college. It is very :impressive: because he knows how to construct complex verbiage and dialogue that most of his friends wouldn't be able to.

In fact, when he visited me last May, it was one of the reasons he was probably granted a visa to be allowed to come here.

I'm actually very proud of him. And he :jimp: to the United States even tho our president is an oompa loompa
But why did he :jizz: in YOUR pants? :notsure:
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:46 am Where did EarthwormJohn go?
He told me he's been kind of overwhelmed with work and the 7 hour difference doesn't help
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:46 am Where did EarthwormJohn go?
He told me he's been kind of overwhelmed with work and the 7 hour difference doesn't help
:disappoint:
Might not be DFD material after all.
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