Deal's FAP 2 - FAPPING IN PUBLIC - May 14-21, 2017

Organize your DFD meat ups, hangouts, wang outs, and discuss the aftermath of such shenanigans, here.
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This thread is for discussing and planning the DFD annual trip to the Tail of the Dragon.

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When: May 14-21, 2017

What: Make brubs, braps, and memories that last forever with the weird people you met on our tiny corner of the internets. Make sure you bring 2-way radios, as cell service in the area is extremely limited.

Where? Glad you asked. We have compiled a map for this year's shenanigans, including many of the iconic roads the area is known for such as the Tail of the Dragon, Hellbender, Devil's Triangle... and much more.

Map: CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE MAP.

Attendees:
Confirmed:
- Zillon +1
- Melon
- Bender
- Lagunasecaballs
- Husbrandon
- Kiagiver
- Haleyann
- Punchagoat
- NEEK
- 4Zilch

Maybe:
- Golftdibrad
- Dubshow
- Gberg2119
- Detroit
- JohnnyW
- Troyguitar
- Apex
- Tarspin
- You

Lodging:
The Faphaus: A number of us are staying at a rental cabin in Tallassee, TN - occupancy is maxed out for sleeping accommodations, however, we will likely grill and chill here in the evenings.

Other Lodging:
All distances to Lake Chilhowee Overlook (Coordinates: 35.545919, -83.992117 / 35°32'45.3"N 83°59'31.6"W ), the morning meeting point for daily drives.

#1) Camping/Cabins:
- Abrams Creek Campground (tent camping only, bathrooms but no showers, 8.3 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): https://www.nps.gov/grsm/planyourvisit/ ... amping.htm
- Punkin Center Motorcycle Resort (cabins + tent camping, 9.9 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): http://www.punkincentermotorcycleresort.com/
- Deals Gap Motorcycle Resort (motel + tent camping, 13.5 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): http://www.dealsgap.com/motel.htm
- Whispering River Resort (cabins + tent camping, 20.3 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): http://whisperingriverresort.com/
- Fontana Village (cabins + tent camping, 22.7 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): http://www.fontanavillage.com/
- Townsend/Great Smokies KOA (cabins + tent camping, 27 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): http://koa.com/campgrounds/townsend-great-smokies/

#2) Hotels/Motels:
- Deals Gap Motorcycle Resort (13.5 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): http://www.dealsgap.com/motel.htm
- Tapoco Lodge (16.1 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): http://tapocolodge.com/
- Best Western, Cades Cove (25.1 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): http://www.bestwestern.com/
- Tuskeegee Motel (29.5 miles from Chilhowee Overlook): http://tuskeegeemotel.com/

#3) AirBnB: Search using the location Tallassee, Tennessee.
- https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/11889149?c ... s=jzzb4UJp
- https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/15395821?c ... s=jzzb4UJp
- https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/10124679?c ... s=jzzb4UJp
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Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:13 am

Melon wrote:This thread is for discussing and planning our May trip, to the tail of the dragon.
:turboyaris: meet?
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Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:26 am

Line-up will include some turbros.

Turbo-Corollas
Turbo-Truk
Charged Tea Set
Turbo-Fancy Miata
Maybe a Turbo-Mini Ferd?
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Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:30 am

Hooray, turbro truck. It will be towing a non-turbo non-fancy gaycar.

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Wonder if I could take Infamous to Ashville for her b-day and just happen to run into you on the dragon?
:notsure:
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Detroit wrote:Wonder if I could take Infamous to Ashville for her b-day and just happen to run into you on the dragon?
:notsure:
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She's been wanting to go to Ashville for a while. Could work, depends if the :poorvette: is running by then...
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Detroit wrote:Wonder if I could take Infamous to Ashville for her b-day and just happen to run into you on the dragon?
:notsure:
:doit:

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Zillon wrote:
Detroit wrote:Wonder if I could take Infamous to Ashville for her b-day and just happen to run into you on the dragon?
:notsure:
:doit:
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Detroit wrote:She's been wanting to go to Ashville for a while. Could work, depends if the :poorvette: is running by then...
:doit: dont be :baby:
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I'll pitch the idea to her and see if it sticks.

Then I'd have pressure to make sure the :poorvette: worked right.
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Detroit wrote:She's been wanting to go to Ashville for a while. Could work, depends if the :poorvette: is running by then...
:bruh:

You've got 7 months. Don't be a :gay:
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For lodging you've got the whole area - AirBNB works, Fontana Village, Robbinsville, Maryville, Stecoah. Tons of places around the area.

As far as events going on that week, this is what we're dealing with:

May 14 – Honda Elements Ride the Dragon INFO
May 14/15 – Misfits Mustang Club of Greenville, SC
May 19/22 – 13th Annual ZDayz
May 20/22 – 5th Annual Subaru Forester Deal’s Gap Meet
May 20/21 – Blue Mustang Registry 2nd Annual Scenic City Stampede at the Dragon
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Detroit wrote:She's been wanting to go to Ashville for a while. Could work, depends if the :poorvette: is running by then...
I know an awesome mountain road! It's only about 2 hours away.

Meet us at the cabin

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Zillon wrote:For lodging you've got the whole area - AirBNB works, Fontana Village, Robbinsville, Maryville, Stecoah. Tons of places around the area.

As far as events going on that week, this is what we're dealing with:

May 14 – Honda Elements Ride the Dragon INFO
May 14/15 – Misfits Mustang Club of Greenville, SC
May 19/22 – 13th Annual ZDayz
May 20/22 – 5th Annual Subaru Forester Deal’s Gap Meet
May 20/21 – Blue Mustang Registry 2nd Annual Scenic City Stampede at the Dragon
I can see these two being a shit show.

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Husbrandon wrote:
Zillon wrote:For lodging you've got the whole area - AirBNB works, Fontana Village, Robbinsville, Maryville, Stecoah. Tons of places around the area.

As far as events going on that week, this is what we're dealing with:

May 14 – Honda Elements Ride the Dragon INFO
May 14/15 – Misfits Mustang Club of Greenville, SC
May 19/22 – 13th Annual ZDayz
May 20/22 – 5th Annual Subaru Forester Deal’s Gap Meet
May 20/21 – Blue Mustang Registry 2nd Annual Scenic City Stampede at the Dragon
I can see these two being a shit show.
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I'll add a TurBRO British/German mashup pumpkin mobile.

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Apex wrote::yesth:

I'll add a TurBRO British/German mashup pumpkin mobile.
:butwhy:
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Punchagoat wrote:
Apex wrote::yesth:

I'll add a TurBRO British/German mashup pumpkin mobile.
:butwhy:
It's the car I own? :iono:

Either that or Zildor let's me take the Bro-Forks?

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Apex wrote:
Punchagoat wrote: :butwhy:
It's the car I own? :iono:

Either that or Zildor let's me take the Bro-Forks?
I have no idea what you drive. I am phagg0t.
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Zillon wrote:
Detroit wrote:She's been wanting to go to Ashville for a while. Could work, depends if the :poorvette: is running by then...
:bruh:

You've got 7 months. Don't be a :gay:
I won't start work on the car until after the new year, and I'm basically rebuilding the entire thing, so....we'll see.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Punchagoat wrote:
Husbrandon wrote: I can see these two being a shit show.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Melon wrote:
Detroit wrote:She's been wanting to go to Ashville for a while. Could work, depends if the :poorvette: is running by then...
I know an awesome mountain road! It's only about 2 hours away.

Meet us at the cabin

:dock:
:dat:

We'll see. Infamous gets car sick, so she wouldn't be able to take place in canyon bombing. It's usually a non-starter for me.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:08 pm

Biggest thing is I can't bail on her on her birthday to go on my own.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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