OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:40 pm
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I always think "cuckold" when I see it.
Yes, that's what "cuck" means. Somehow a staple of the porn industry has been politicized.
Cuck means you’re no longer a man, your manhood has been taken from you are nothing but a soldier without a gun, a driver without a car, an influencer without followers.

You have no opinion that is your own, you’re told what to say and what to do, and how everything is your fault. You’re nothing but the scum of the earth the only positive outcome is for you to be robbed, insulted, beat on, insulted, your accomplishments ridiculed, because you’re not worthy as you do not fit the current woke attitude.
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Nice job, :wap: !

Way to make lemonade out of lemons 🍋.
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We are losing our minds with the :baby: ‘s sleep schedule. She sleeps so well but she goes to sleep so late. Normally she wakes up between 8-9 and now we have her waking up between 7-8. Feels so good to put her down to bed for the night a bit earlier and have more of the day to actually enjoy. Might go karting in a bit :stig:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:08 pm Nice job, :wap: !

Way to make lemonade out of lemons 🍋.
Thanks. It was a big relief when bossbro came around so quickly.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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razr390 wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:24 pm We are losing our minds with the :baby: ‘s sleep schedule. She sleeps so well but she goes to sleep so late. Normally she wakes up between 8-9 and now we have her waking up between 7-8. Feels so good to put her down to bed for the night a bit earlier and have more of the day to actually enjoy. Might go karting in a bit :stig:
That kid get a job yet?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:44 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:24 pm We are losing our minds with the :baby: ‘s sleep schedule. She sleeps so well but she goes to sleep so late. Normally she wakes up between 8-9 and now we have her waking up between 7-8. Feels so good to put her down to bed for the night a bit earlier and have more of the day to actually enjoy. Might go karting in a bit :stig:
That kid get a job yet?
Not yet. Freeloading :millennial:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:46 pm
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That kid get a job yet?
Not yet. Freeloading :millennial:
:wtf: :ayfkm: :|
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Nice negotiating :wap: , I'm glad that the little cuckling is standing on his own two feet, and you can get back to what you love doing. The real problem in this equation is still Alphaprick. I'm glad that bossbro catches what you're throwing, and values you and your contributions. Good approach!
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razr390 wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:24 pm We are losing our minds with the :baby: ‘s sleep schedule. She sleeps so well but she goes to sleep so late. Normally she wakes up between 8-9 and now we have her waking up between 7-8. Feels so good to put her down to bed for the night a bit earlier and have more of the day to actually enjoy. Might go karting in a bit :stig:
I feel ya man. We still don't have our evenings to ourselves! 😅
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max225 wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:01 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:40 pm

Yes, that's what "cuck" means. Somehow a staple of the porn industry has been politicized.
Cuck means you’re no longer a man, your manhood has been taken from you are nothing but a soldier without a gun, a driver without a car, an influencer without followers.

You have no opinion that is your own, you’re told what to say and what to do, and how everything is your fault. You’re nothing but the scum of the earth the only positive outcome is for you to be robbed, insulted, beat on, insulted, your accomplishments ridiculed, because you’re not worthy as you do not fit the current woke attitude.
Thank you for the full detail on this new DFD vocab word. How we went from BBC to here I have no idea but noted.
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wap wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:43 pm
D Griff wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:08 pm Nice job, :wap: !

Way to make lemonade out of lemons 🍋.
Thanks. It was a big relief when bossbro came around so quickly.
Also, I saw a “Blue Meanie” yesterday on my bike ride, I hadn’t seen one in person in months. It truly looks amazing rolling down the road, that paint scheme is phenomenal!
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:32 pm Nice negotiating :wap: , I'm glad that the little cuckling is standing on his own two feet, and you can get back to what you love doing. The real problem in this equation is still Alphaprick. I'm glad that bossbro catches what you're throwing, and values you and your contributions. Good approach!
Thanks, Tar. And you're 100% right. Alphaprick is indeed the source of many problems within our company. He's rude, a bully, a misogynist, :rage: 's to bossbro when things don't go his way, and everything is Production's fault. :yeahok: He also got his wife a job with our company so he's sucking on 2 teets ( :tits: ) :ayfkm: . 3 salespeople resigned this year because of him, out of 9 total - a fucking THIRD of our salesforce. Problem is, he's very smart, knows all the players in the industry, and is our top salesperson by far. He is also involved in purchasing so he has a relationship with all our most vital suppliers, too. Bossbro is worried that if Alphaprick isn't kept happy, he'll leave too and take a LOT of our business with him.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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D Griff wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:57 am
wap wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 10:43 pm

Thanks. It was a big relief when bossbro came around so quickly.
Also, I saw a “Blue Meanie” yesterday on my bike ride, I hadn’t seen one in person in months. It truly looks amazing rolling down the road, that paint scheme is phenomenal!
:word:
It really is a great color, and with the red and black accents, it's :muah:

I understand it's being offered on 2021 SE models. :notbad:
I wonder if they'll continue it for the Mk8?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:51 am
Tarspin wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 11:32 pm Nice negotiating :wap: , I'm glad that the little cuckling is standing on his own two feet, and you can get back to what you love doing. The real problem in this equation is still Alphaprick. I'm glad that bossbro catches what you're throwing, and values you and your contributions. Good approach!
Thanks, Tar. And you're 100% right. Alphaprick is indeed the source of many problems within our company. He's rude, a bully, a misogynist, :rage: 's to bossbro when things don't go his way, and everything is Production's fault. :yeahok: He also got his wife a job with our company so he's sucking on 2 teets ( :tits: ) :ayfkm: . 3 salespeople resigned this year because of him, out of 9 total - a fucking THIRD of our salesforce. Problem is, he's very smart, knows all the players in the industry, and is our top salesperson by far. He is also involved in purchasing so he has a relationship with all our most vital suppliers, too. Bossbro is worried that if Alphaprick isn't kept happy, he'll leave too and take a LOT of our business with him.
Oof, that's a strong position to hold. :ohwell:

Maybe he can do more WFH and/or possibly take on more administrative tasks to big him down a little 🤣
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wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:53 am
D Griff wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:57 am

Also, I saw a “Blue Meanie” yesterday on my bike ride, I hadn’t seen one in person in months. It truly looks amazing rolling down the road, that paint scheme is phenomenal!
:word:
It really is a great color, and with the red and black accents, it's :muah:

I understand it's being offered on 2021 SE models. :notbad:
I wonder if they'll continue it for the Mk8?
I see two blue meanie GTIs at my local dealer. They just got some in, and I really like how they look. Weirdly though, I don't like the wheels they put on the new batch, and find your setup far more aesthetically pleasing.
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Tarspin wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:34 am
wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:53 am

:word:
It really is a great color, and with the red and black accents, it's :muah:

I understand it's being offered on 2021 SE models. :notbad:
I wonder if they'll continue it for the Mk8?
I see two blue meanie GTIs at my local dealer. They just got some in, and I really like how they look. Weirdly though, I don't like the wheels they put on the new batch, and find your setup far more aesthetically pleasing.
Interesting. What :ramz: do they have?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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So I guess the new guidelines are that if you test positive that you only have to quarantine for 10 days from when symptoms started, I’m guessing since it’s thought that you had it for a few days before that. So based on that my county health ordered quarantine is over tomorrow, but my work is still keeping me out until the following week :notbad: I’ll WFH since I feel well and get to start going back to the gym. I’ll monitor myself before actually leaving the house, but I’ve felt progressively better the last few days and woke up feeling 90% normal this morning. If I’m still coughing throughout the day tomorrow and Monday then I’ll stay in until that clears up.
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wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:42 am
Tarspin wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:34 am

I see two blue meanie GTIs at my local dealer. They just got some in, and I really like how they look. Weirdly though, I don't like the wheels they put on the new batch, and find your setup far more aesthetically pleasing.
Interesting. What :ramz: do they have?
Oddly I don't see them online, maybe they are a winter setup. They look almost all black but have a very thin machined face in the middle of each spoke. I'll try and snap a picture next time I drive through downtown Georgetown.
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wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:42 am
Tarspin wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:34 am

I see two blue meanie GTIs at my local dealer. They just got some in, and I really like how they look. Weirdly though, I don't like the wheels they put on the new batch, and find your setup far more aesthetically pleasing.
Interesting. What :ramz: do they have?
Found this posted from my local :dillerman: website. These are the :ramz: they are throwing on the new BMs, :notsure: about them, they look good but just don't suit the car as well IMO.


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wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:42 am
Tarspin wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:34 am

I see two blue meanie GTIs at my local dealer. They just got some in, and I really like how they look. Weirdly though, I don't like the wheels they put on the new batch, and find your setup far more aesthetically pleasing.
Interesting. What :ramz: do they have?
Cornflower is available for 2021 MY GTI’s (even non-rabbits). And they come with a light club sport wheel. Skinny spokes.
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Tarspin wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:33 pm
wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:42 am

Interesting. What :ramz: do they have?
Found this posted from my local :dillerman: website. These are the :ramz: they are throwing on the new BMs, :notsure: about them, they look good but just don't suit the car as well IMO.


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Volkswagen should just stick with like 2 or 3 wheel types. The rest sucketh.
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Desertbreh wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 6:15 pm
Tarspin wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:33 pm

Found this posted from my local :dillerman: website. These are the :ramz: they are throwing on the new BMs, :notsure: about them, they look good but just don't suit the car as well IMO.


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Volkswagen should just stick with like 2 or 3 wheel types. The rest sucketh.
:dat:
I much prefer my black Prets to those. ^^
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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razr390 wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:28 pm
wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:42 am

Interesting. What :ramz: do they have?
Cornflower is available for 2021 MY GTI’s (even non-rabbits). And they come with a light club sport wheel. Skinny spokes.
They look.....delicate.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:30 pm
razr390 wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:28 pm

Cornflower is available for 2021 MY GTI’s (even non-rabbits). And they come with a light club sport wheel. Skinny spokes.
They look.....delicate.
:dat: , needs MOAR meanie.
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Tarspin wrote: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:33 am
wap wrote: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:30 pm

They look.....delicate.
:dat: , needs MOAR meanie.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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