OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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Just make sure you social distance and whatnot
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This one is ok.. quenches the thirst after a long day at the beach... oh wait.. er..


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grabbing shitpotle tonight as we pretty much got rid of all perishables that would go bad within a week in our kitchen before the trip tomorrow.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Apex wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:32 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:31 pm

Just make sure you social distance and whatnot
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Listen here titcup
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Tarspin wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:32 pm This one is ok.. quenches the thirst after a long day at the beach... oh wait.. er..


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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:33 pm
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Listen here titcup
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:31 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:25 pm We need a better thread title. I had nothing.
OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty
I vote :dat:

How did the plane ride go with :baby: ?
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:31 pm

OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty
Ladies and gents we have a winner.

How's the princess?
If by princess you mean the little one she’s knocked out for the night. We are eating a late dinner, watching some TV and relaxing. Later we will finish packing
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:32 pm grabbing shitpotle tonight as we pretty much got rid of all perishables that would go bad within a week in our kitchen before the trip tomorrow.
Oh. NVM
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wap wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:34 pm
razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:31 pm

OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty
I vote :dat:

How did the plane ride go with :baby: ?
Tomorrow!! From our planned schedule it looks like the plane ride will be during her second nap that we would normally do, so hoping she sleeps for most of it.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:31 pm
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OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty
That's really good, "masks" our degenerate bickering lol
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:34 pm

If by princess you mean the little one she’s knocked out for the night. We are eating a late dinner, watching some TV and relaxing. Later we will finish packing
Oh oh, I thought flight was tonight
Me too!
Must be Trudy's fault. :lol:
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:31 pm
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Just make sure you social distance and whatnot
You mean stay home right
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Booked a rental car to get around since we didn’t want to depend on family and whatnot. That’ll go under wifeys name at the airport as my mom offered her Tiguan for our use as she’s off the entire week. So, I’ll use the Tiguan and Jos will use the rental whenever we need to split cars.

Sixt rental says I have a “Luxury Sedan Chrysler 300 or similar”

Let’s see what we get tomorrow!
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You're only not a piece of shit/dick/asshole if you play naked twister on the beach by yourself....
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wap wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:36 pm

Me too!
Must be Trudy's fault. :lol:
He's just a liar
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No doubt.
Fucking :rudy:
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:35 pm
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If by princess you mean the little one she’s knocked out for the night. We are eating a late dinner, watching some TV and relaxing. Later we will finish packing
Oh oh, I thought flight was tonight
Flight is tomorrow at 2:30 pm from here and we land at about 6:25 pm there. About the window for her second nap, hoping once were airborne she will sooth herself with the “white noise” from the plane and just sleep.
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Irish wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:37 pm You're only not a piece of shit/dick/asshole if you play naked twister on the beach by yourself....
Before Covid you’d get arrested for that.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:33 pm I'll try to stick to the bike thread for now, y'all have fun. :eeyore:
Stopppppp just try to take. I'm what people are saying to you. Pause a second. Ask clarifying questions. Hell ask me if you need.
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Just try to listen & learn from what people are saying to you (especially if it’s a common theme over time). Pause for a second, clarify whenever possible and learn to accept criticism when it’s justified and valid. Just ask me, I’ll answer the PM after I finish this threesome.
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:33 pm I'll try to stick to the bike thread for now, y'all have fun. :eeyore:
Have a beer and hang out. You're a great dude and contributor to the convo. No hard feelings k
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troyguitar wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:33 pm I'll try to stick to the bike thread for now, y'all have fun. :eeyore:
Have a beer and hang out. You're a great dude and contributor to the convo. No hard feelings k
CAN'T DRINK BEER WITH A MASK ON WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT? OR AN ASSHOLE?
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:39 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:34 pm

Stopppppp just try to take. I'm what people are saying to you. Pause a second. Ask clarifying questions. Hell ask me if you need.
Translation:

Just try to listen & learn from what people are saying to you (especially if it’s a common theme over time). Pause for a second, clarify whenever possible and learn to accept criticism when it’s justified and valid. Just ask me, I’ll answer the PM after I finish this threesome.
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razr390 wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:43 pm
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Have a beer and hang out. You're a great dude and contributor to the convo. No hard feelings k
CAN'T DRINK BEER WITH A MASK ON WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT? OR AN ASSHOLE?
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[user not found] wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:34 pm Stopppppp just try to take. I'm what people are saying to you. Pause a second. Ask clarifying questions. Hell ask me if you need.
Translation:

Just try to listen & learn from what people are saying to you (especially if it’s a common theme over time). Pause for a second, clarify whenever possible and learn to accept criticism when it’s justified and valid. Just ask me, I’ll answer the PM after I finish this threesome.
Do you think that I haven't been fucking trying to do exactly that since before you were born, you small piece of shit?

See that last part? It's me calling you one of the three things that :[user not found]: called me tonight, yet I'm the bad guy here. I remain hurt by what he said, but he denied it and played it off and everyone else supported him over me - now he's lecturing me about tact after treating me like a fucking loser. I called him nothing but I'm the bad guy. HOW THE FUCKING FUCK?

Some of us are born morans. I cannot understand this shit and I apparently will not. You people are beyond my comprehension.
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