OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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troyguitar wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:49 pm
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How does the appraisal have any bearing on taxes? Usually the county takes the actual sold value when you first buy it.

Also I’m assuming :mahtroy: is well under his top line budget. So if the house appraises for less he can just put in more down to keep the bank happy.

I’d remove the contingency to make it stick. The :dill: is done
I mean we technically can put more down but it requires liquidation of investments and incurring capital gains taxes. We're at the top of our 15-year budget, but far from the top of the 30 year budget.
Cap gains are going to be incurred either way. If we’re talking an extra 5-10k for you to put down the most “extra” at the 10% more + full 10k is 1k. Still no small amount to sneeze at. But if it makes or breaks then :dill: why not. That’s only under the worst case scenario where it doesn’t appraise, which is unlikely. The comps in the area will hold, and usually appraisers don’t want to make the deal fall through either way
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 7:55 pm Contract fucking signed. We might actually get out of here alive. :excited:
There ya go. :)
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 7:55 pm Contract fucking signed. We might actually get out of here alive. :excited:
:fuckyeah: dude!
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 7:55 pm Contract fucking signed. We might actually get out of here alive. :excited:
:mindblown:
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 7:55 pm Contract fucking signed. We might actually get out of here alive. :excited:
:mindblown:
:fuckyeah:
:dat:

I'm stunned. It's going to cost a ton and be a lot of work but I'm in tears of joy. I can't believe that I'm getting out of here. I am Florida Man.

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troyguitar wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:39 pm
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:mindblown:
:fuckyeah:
:dat:

I'm stunned. It's going to cost a ton and be a lot of work but I'm in tears of joy. I can't believe that I'm getting out of here. I am Florida Man.

:carlton:
Congrats :mahtroy: ! Did you end up having to secure financing with the MidFlorida Credit Union to close the deal?
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:39 pm
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:mindblown:
:fuckyeah:
:dat:

I'm stunned. It's going to cost a ton and be a lot of work but I'm in tears of joy. I can't believe that I'm getting out of here. I am Florida Man.

:carlton:
5/7 awesome, man.
Hope it's everything you hope it'll be.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Wow, that's some :fuckyeah: news to read this morning from Troy!
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Nice Work Troy!
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Good shit Troy!
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160+ acres went up in flames here in NJ yesterday.

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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:45 am 160+ acres went up in flames here in NJ yesterday.

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Holy shit. How? Is it really dry there?
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Detroit wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:50 am
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:45 am 160+ acres went up in flames here in NJ yesterday.

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Holy shit. How? Is it really dry there?
Really dry with high winds.
The parkway was shut down for about 20miles in each direction. It was about 50% contained last night.
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:45 am 160+ acres went up in flames here in NJ yesterday.

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Dang. :(
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 1:40 pm If it's so simple, how much should one bid for this?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2525 ... -FL-33713/
Finally got this to open, that’s a really cool place Troy!
You should be hella excited!
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:45 am 160+ acres went up in flames here in NJ yesterday.

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Oh dang.

We had some wild fires in to area last week too. Hazy/smoky for a day or two in our area
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:38 am
troyguitar wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 1:40 pm If it's so simple, how much should one bid for this?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2525 ... -FL-33713/
Finally got this to open, that’s a really cool place Troy!
You should be hella excited!
Still not opening for me. Just shows houses for sale in my general area of the country.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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4zilch wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:42 am
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:45 am 160+ acres went up in flames here in NJ yesterday.

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Oh dang.

We had some wild fires in to area last week too. Hazy/smoky for a day or two in our area
Oh wow. Is it abnormally dry for this time of the year or is this just what happens?

We've had no rain and the snow melted weeks ago. It's been full sun every day for a while, and I've noticed things are really dry up here.
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wap wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:56 am
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:38 am

Finally got this to open, that’s a really cool place Troy!
You should be hella excited!
Still not opening for me. Just shows houses for sale in my general area of the country.
Try googling the address: 2525-1st-Ave-N-Saint-Petersburg-FL-33713
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Detroit wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:59 am
4zilch wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:42 am

Oh dang.

We had some wild fires in to area last week too. Hazy/smoky for a day or two in our area
Oh wow. Is it abnormally dry for this time of the year or is this just what happens?

We've had no rain and the snow melted weeks ago. It's been full sun every day for a while, and I've noticed things are really dry up here.
Yeah not a lot of rain, low humidity, and breezy. Burn bans were in place for a good chunk of last week. Cold front came through with some rain on Friday evening and seems to have knocked everything down.
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 12:03 pm
wap wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:56 am

Still not opening for me. Just shows houses for sale in my general area of the country.
Try googling the address: 2525-1st-Ave-N-Saint-Petersburg-FL-33713
That did it. TY :like:
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:nice: little :haus: , :mahtroy:
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 10:45 am 160+ acres went up in flames here in NJ yesterday.

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Holy shit, I didn't even hear about that.

It's dry and windy AF in NJ right now.
Sue’s biological father was one of the senior firefighters working this yesterday. It’s no west coast firestorm, but it’s a hell of a fire.
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wap wrote: Mon Mar 15, 2021 12:13 pm :nice: little :haus: , :mahtroy:
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Looks like a super neat place. Everything you need, nothing you don't.
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