OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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troyguitar wrote: Sat Apr 24, 2021 10:14 pm
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It sounds gross, but when I was a kid a friend turned me on to saltine crackers with butter/margarine. Fucking delicious.
Eh, no different than bread and butter which is perfection.

Margarine is not fit for human consumption :doe:
Yeah I haven’t ever bought margarine myself, but mom used to keep it in the house instead of butter. Would love some saltines and real butter right now. Have the butter sitting out for a while first to get nice and soft so it spreads easy :drool:
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SAWCE wrote: Sat Apr 24, 2021 10:18 pm
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We used to eat saltines with butter when I was a little kid, too.
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Y’all are fancy I didn’t even know what crackers where until I was 15?
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max225 wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:14 am Y’all are fancy I didn’t even know what crackers where until I was 15?
Is that when you left the Motherland?
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max225 wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:14 am Y’all are fancy I didn’t even know what crackers where until I was 15?
Is that when you left the Motherland?
Arrival in the greatest country on earth.
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So I finally got pulled over on my bike by a cop during the weekend lockdown, I typically carry a backpack with me so I can appear to look like I go to the grocery store. I make sure to put my mask back on whenever I approach checkpoints (most don't even bother anyway). Luckily I adjusted my murican dialect in Turkish to get my way out of paying a hefty fine, he was :notsure: if I was actually born here :lol: after I told him I'm a murican brah thats born in erdoganland, he just said "next time don't ride a bike" and let me off with a warning. Pure :alpo: and $900 stayed in my pocket. Pretty sure that cop wanted to give me a hard time cause I do look younger anyway, cause he literally started by "today is the lockdown right" with a super straight face. Now no more bike for me on weekends.
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troyguitar wrote: Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:34 pm
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Well... any number of scoops really. I have eaten PB straight out of the jar to the point of being borderline sick more times than I can count Imageol:
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I can't do it plain like that, but I will kill an infinite amount of crackers with peanut butter.
It is fantastic on graham crackers or Ritz as well.

Crunchy or creamy? What say the collective?
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 5:21 am So I finally got pulled over on my bike by a cop during the weekend lockdown, I typically carry a backpack with me so I can appear to look like I go to the grocery store. I make sure to put my mask back on whenever I approach checkpoints (most don't even bother anyway). Luckily I adjusted my murican dialect in Turkish to get my way out of paying a hefty fine, he was :notsure: if I was actually born here :lol: after I told him I'm a murican brah thats born in erdoganland, he just said "next time don't ride a bike" and let me off with a warning. Pure :alpo: and $900 stayed in my pocket. Pretty sure that cop wanted to give me a hard time cause I do look younger anyway, cause he literally started by "today is the lockdown right" with a super straight face. Now no more bike for me on weekends.
That is intense! I didn’t realize things were locked down over there to the point of not allowing a solo bike ride? Even during the most intense quarantining here we were allowed to exercise outside.

It’s only on weekends?
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D Griff wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 6:11 am
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 5:21 am So I finally got pulled over on my bike by a cop during the weekend lockdown, I typically carry a backpack with me so I can appear to look like I go to the grocery store. I make sure to put my mask back on whenever I approach checkpoints (most don't even bother anyway). Luckily I adjusted my murican dialect in Turkish to get my way out of paying a hefty fine, he was :notsure: if I was actually born here :lol: after I told him I'm a murican brah thats born in erdoganland, he just said "next time don't ride a bike" and let me off with a warning. Pure :alpo: and $900 stayed in my pocket. Pretty sure that cop wanted to give me a hard time cause I do look younger anyway, cause he literally started by "today is the lockdown right" with a super straight face. Now no more bike for me on weekends.
That is intense! I didn’t realize things were locked down over there to the point of not allowing a solo bike ride? Even during the most intense quarantining here we were allowed to exercise outside.

It’s only on weekends?
Yes only on weekends, because people have to work on weekdays. You're still allowed to go to the grocery stores, go for a walk, a few cafes are still open for takeout where cops are :aintcare: You will be easily targeted if you drive around in your car (kind of like Russian roulette) unless you have permission for work which a few of my friends does. I've ridden my bike for the last 6 sundays (where only sundays are closed) and :narc: have never bothered to stop me, but because of ramadan in order to prevent large gatherings it's both weekend days now. Probably because I rode in an area where there aren't much markets.
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D Griff wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 6:07 am
troyguitar wrote: Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:34 pm :gag:

I can't do it plain like that, but I will kill an infinite amount of crackers with peanut butter.
It is fantastic on graham crackers or Ritz as well.

Crunchy or creamy? What say the collective?
Creamy.
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I’m indifferent to crunchy vs smooth.


But natural vs. regular: natural>>>>>>>>regular.
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Crunchy for me
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4zilch wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:42 am I’m indifferent to crunchy vs smooth.


But natural vs. regular: natural>>>>>>>>regular.
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Crunchy is good in a sandwich, but for most other applications I’m going for creamy. Natty all day though.
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I like the fake smooth stuff.
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I really prefer it, probably because that's what I grew up eating. The natural stuff tastes :wrong: to me.

I enjoy fake peanut butter on plain bread as a sandwich, skip the jelly or bananas.
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My Gram turned me onto Butter on saltines. I love PB and butter or Bologna Cheese and butter on white bread.....preferably toasted but good either way. Sometimes :jelly: on the PB and sometime just a hint of mustard on the Bologna....

The addition of butter to these two :poverty: sandwiches takes them to another level...
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:01 pm I really prefer it, probably because that's what I grew up eating. The natural stuff tastes :wrong: to me.

I enjoy fake peanut butter on plain bread as a sandwich, skip the jelly or bananas.
It took a while to get used to the natural stuff, but now I enjoy it. Has a bit of texture that you don’t get in the fake stuff. Realistically I’d eat the fake stuff still, but my coach specifies natty in my meal plan so hats what I do. I have made a general effort to get away from stuff with hydrogenated oils doe.. I was eating tortillas for a while instead of rice for one of my meals and it started giving me brutal heart burn. I think that stuff is no bueno for you in the long run.
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We have natural and “fake” PB here, :iono: not a ton of difference to me, I like both.
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max225 wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 1:10 am
wap wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:49 am

Is that when you left the Motherland?
Arrival in the greatest country on earth.
Did both events not happen in the same year, or did you move somewhere else first?
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Apex wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 7:22 am
D Griff wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 6:07 am

It is fantastic on graham crackers or Ritz as well.

Crunchy or creamy? What say the collective?
Creamy.
:dat:
+1 for creamy.
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D Griff wrote:We have natural and “fake” PB here, :iono: not a ton of difference to me, I like both.
:impressive:

I like the extra sugar in the fake stuff. Maybe the natural would be OK with jelly or something. It's odd since I don't normally like sugary stuff.
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:03 pm I like the fake smooth stuff.
Aldi PB is 5/7, in case you haven't tried it yet.
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Irish wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:31 pm My Gram turned me onto Butter on saltines. I love PB and butter or Bologna Cheese and butter on white bread.....preferably toasted but good either way. Sometimes :jelly: on the PB and sometime just a hint of mustard on the Bologna....

The addition of butter to these two :poverty: sandwiches takes them to another level...
Bologna and mustard on white bread was a staple for me growing up, too.
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:03 pm I like the fake smooth stuff.
Aldi PB is 5/7, in case you haven't tried it yet.
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We get probably at least 90% of our groceries from there anymore. We need to see how the Aldi store is around here soon. Hopefully it's decent... the neighborhood is a mixed bag, some stores are pretty rough. Need more gentrification. :thisisfine: :fancy:
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troyguitar wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:12 pm
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Aldi PB is 5/7, in case you haven't tried it yet.
:notwrong:

We get probably at least 90% of our groceries from there anymore. We need to see how the Aldi store is around here soon. Hopefully it's decent... the neighborhood is a mixed bag, some stores are pretty rough. Need more gentrification. :thisisfine: :fancy:
Man, gotta have a decent Aldi in da hood for dem :dill: s
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