OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:10 am What's good everyone ?
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It is annoyingly cold here, lows around 40 this morning and the next couple of days, after some fantastic spring weather. Otherwise things are good, went on a bike ride this morning, working now, heading to Myrtle Beach tonight to chill and get :drunk: this weekend or something (not really sure what we'll do at the beach as it will be unseasonably cold).
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:08 pm Any good spots in the us for a :waxer: 1 week vacay anyone can recommend ?

Kind of tired of Hawaii at the moment
What are you looking to do?

Beach?
Ski/Snow?
Drive?
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:21 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:08 pm Any good spots in the us for a :waxer: 1 week vacay anyone can recommend ?

Kind of tired of Hawaii at the moment
What are you looking to do?

Beach?
Ski/Snow?
Drive?
Yes
No
Maybe

May 3rd through 10th
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:29 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:21 pm

What are you looking to do?

Beach?
Ski/Snow?
Drive?
Yes
No
Maybe

May 3rd through 10th
Only thing I can think of is Florida? Or Texas beaches? If we are keeping it domestic
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:08 pm Any good spots in the us for a :waxer: 1 week vacay anyone can recommend ?

Kind of tired of Hawaii at the moment
Need time of year and do you actually want to look at cool stuff or sit around a pool with a .12 BAC?
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I see May now.
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max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:37 pm I see May now.
Correct.
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:38 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:37 pm I see May now.
Correct.
Charleston SC. Good weather in May, interesting town, on the water. Also, Covid never really happened there, it was all just bullshit Joel.

New Orleans but the density there...........maybe November.
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Go hobnob with the elites in Martha’s Vineyard?
I have an old friend who has a rental house there.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:42 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:38 pm

Correct.
Charleston SC. Good weather in May, interesting town, on the water. Also, Covid never really happened there, it was all just bullshit Joel.

New Orleans but the density there...........maybe November.
SC is a possibility. Anything to do there ?
Nola is probably no, due to a few factors.
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Apex wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:42 pm Go hobnob with the elites in Martha’s Vineyard?
I have an old friend who has a rental house there.
:notsure: about needing an entire house for 2 people.
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:43 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:42 pm

Charleston SC. Good weather in May, interesting town, on the water. Also, Covid never really happened there, it was all just bullshit Joel.

New Orleans but the density there...........maybe November.
SC is a possibility. Anything to do there ?
Nola is probably no, due to a few factors.
I have never been to Charleston but I would like to. There are some nice resorts there and the town is interesting from a historical perspective, and should be spot on weather wise. I just cannot get into Florida despite much discussion of it on here as of late. If you are simply looking to hit the sauce and hang out, I have friends who like staying on Marco Island in FL. I would also be interested in going to the Florida Keys for Tarpon and bonefishing.
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Also Virgin Islands, but that's the same flight length problems East Coast people get going to Hawaii.
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:44 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:42 pm Go hobnob with the elites in Martha’s Vineyard?
I have an old friend who has a rental house there.
:notsure: about needing an entire house for 2 people.
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:08 pm Any good spots in the us for a :waxer: 1 week vacay anyone can recommend ?

Kind of tired of Hawaii at the moment
What are you looking to do specifically? Beaches? Hiking? Driving roads? :drunk: ?

I have lots of suggestions.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:42 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:38 pm

Correct.
Charleston SC. Good weather in May, interesting town, on the water. Also, Covid never really happened there, it was all just bullshit Joel.

New Orleans but the density there...........maybe November.
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Charleston is pretty great. Great places to stay and some of the best dining in the SE, if not the country. Folly beach is decent but touristy. There's some local beaches that are smaller, but a bit less crowded.
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Puerto Rico or some other US island territory.
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troyguitar wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:49 am
D Griff wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:00 am

I thought this was already decided, but :fuckyeah:

Curious, what is your favorite place you've lived so far? I'm assuming Hoth is bottom of the list :lolol:
Everywhere else had its ups and downs, this place only has downs. Annoyingly I have now lived in several shitty rural/industrial towns over the past 10 years, hopefully this will be the end of that trend.

Rankings for me would go something like this:

Tie at #1 Cambridge/Boston, MA and Lawrenceburg, KY - Even considering MA is kind of cheating since it was college and I lived off loans and credit cards, but it was awesome to be surrounded by interesting smart people and experience culture beyond God, Guns, and Freedom - living in that place showed me that I don't actually hate people, I just hate most people in this country... KY was the best "real life" place so far in that it was warm-ish and affordable and we were 30-60 minutes from some decent cities with a non-zero amount of 'cosmopolitan' people/stuff around, though it was still too Southern culture-wise for us.

#3 Metro Detroit - Grew up there, it's what I know. It's fine.

#4 Bloomsburg, PA - Tiny town in the middle of nowhere but it does have a medium sized college so there was at least some activity besides raising kids and going to church.

#5 Williamsport, PA - Slightly larger town in the middle of nowhere. Somehow waaaaay more expensive than it should have been considering almost everyone there is poor. We were treated very much like we didn't belong there, but we did at least have a nice house.

#666 Corning. Fuck this place. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
I would love to live in Boston if it wasn't so fucking cold and dark, that place is indeed fantastic from a culture/scenery/architecture/history perspective.

I've also found Kentucky to be surprisingly :notbad:

Fond memories of :drunk: karaoke at that place in Lexington. Louisville has treated me well the few times I've been also.
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:43 pm
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Charleston SC. Good weather in May, interesting town, on the water. Also, Covid never really happened there, it was all just bullshit Joel.

New Orleans but the density there...........maybe November.
SC is a possibility. Anything to do there ?
Nola is probably no, due to a few factors.
I would skip NOLA for some more months until COVID is more of a distant memory.

I have been to Charleston loads of times... downtown is :neat: , tons of shopping/nightlife/"foodie" stuff. You can do horse drawn carriage history tours as well as some haunted building tours, the area is known for haunted stuff, lots of neat old buildings. The slavery museum downtown is very sad but worth visiting.

Folly Beach is near by and is a 5/7 chill surf community with awesome beach bars.

You also have Mount Pleasant/Shem Creek, fun place to go out, see live music, beach bars.

Take a walk over the Cooper River Bridge, take a sunset boat tour.
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Other trips I really enjoy that may still be cool at this stage of COVID:

Vancouver, BC/surrounding areas
Sedona/Grand Canyon/Flagstaff, AZ
Santa Fe, NM
Ashville/Western NC
Moab, UT (and National Parks there)
New England is very pretty - could hit Providence, Boston, Catskills
Wisconsin (Madison, Milwaukee, Greenbay) is surprisingly nice in Spring

Let me know if you have questions on specific areas or are looking for shit to do.
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D Griff wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:05 pm Other trips I really enjoy that may still be cool at this stage of COVID:

Vancouver, BC/surrounding areas WEATHER WILL SUCK IN MAY
Sedona/Grand Canyon/Flagstaff, AZ YES
Santa Fe, NM YES but get your :wap: on for this.
Ashville/Western NC YES
Moab, UT (and National Parks there) BYOB
New England is very pretty - could hit Providence, Boston, Catskills YES
Wisconsin (Madison, Milwaukee, Greenbay) is surprisingly nice in Spring Never been, looks interesting.

Let me know if you have questions on specific areas or are looking for shit to do.
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max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:29 pm
razr390 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:21 pm

What are you looking to do?

Beach?
Ski/Snow?
Drive?
Yes
No
Maybe

May 3rd through 10th
I know mexico lets people in (hell desertbreh did too), yeah that might sound like Ted Cruz, but they make you fill out a form upon landing and the resorts too, no quarantine required and strict social distancing applied. I know a couple who went and they did not regret it. Cancun is 5/7, one resort I stayed in Westin (there are 2 of them) has rental car agencies right across the street (just avoid alamo cuz that fucker who worked there tried to rip me off) from the outlet looking area. You can drive to see Tulum (wide enough to do social distance) and stop by Playa del Carmen (obviously not to party, but still a nice place to stop by for an hour on the way back).

Also NYC is worse to drive than MX btw.
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D Griff wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:56 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:08 pm Any good spots in the us for a :waxer: 1 week vacay anyone can recommend ?

Kind of tired of Hawaii at the moment
What are you looking to do specifically? Beaches? Hiking? Driving roads? :drunk: ?

I have lots of suggestions.
Think low key honey moon. :drunk: minor hiking doesn’t have to be beach but wouldn’t oppose.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:16 pm
max225 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 1:29 pm
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No
Maybe

May 3rd through 10th
I know mexico lets people in (hell desertbreh did too), yeah that might sound like Ted Cruz, but they make you fill out a form upon landing and the resorts too, no quarantine required and strict social distancing applied. I know a couple who went and they did not regret it. Cancun is 5/7, one resort I stayed in Westin (there are 2 of them) has rental car agencies right across the street (just avoid alamo cuz that fucker who worked there tried to rip me off) from the outlet looking area. You can drive to see Tulum (wide enough to do social distance) and stop by Playa del Carmen (obviously not to party, but still a nice place to stop by for an hour on the way back).

Also NYC is worse to drive than MX btw.
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