OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

[Huckleberry]

Yea, I could see one coming in VERY handy for colonoscopy prep day.

and if there's another run on TP.

The TP shortage actually caused bidet prices to go through the roof. I've been considering the jump to a bidet.

[D Griff]

Bidets are $30. Raw dogged anoose isn't a problem that any modern, compass wielding man should ever run into unless traveling or something.

I bought one for each toilet in the new house right after we moved in. Partially out of concern for another TP shortage, partially to keep the septic tank cleaner, but I've had many people (yourself included) tell me how great they are.

Seriously, life changing. Wife agrees. It's hard to travel now and now have one, I'm so used to it.

It is one of the few physical objects that can truly change your life for the better for sub $50.

[D Griff]

and if there's another run on TP.

The TP shortage actually caused bidet prices to go through the roof. I've been considering the jump to a bidet.

I have had them in the past but hadn't picked one up at this house (moved in in January '20) yet when my wife broke both of her elbows in April. I then scoured the internet everywhere for hours to find a bidet available locally; I was willing to pay any price to not have to wipe her four months into marriage. Fortunately Home Depot didn't gouge, once I found a store that actually had one, I drove across town and picked it up for $30-40.

[D Griff]

Morning y’all

Epic. I am

It was sunny here this morning but low 30s, now it's 40, grey, and about to rain

[max225]

Morning y’all

Epic. I am

It was sunny here this morning but low 30s, now it's 40, grey, and about to rain

Ima spend all day changing my garage floor and painting the garage

[D Griff]

Epic. I am

It was sunny here this morning but low 30s, now it's 40, grey, and about to rain

Ima spend all day changing my garage floor and painting the garage

Sounds House cuck stuff that is actually for you and not , rare and ;impressive:

I will be clearing leaves tomorrow.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Morning y’all

Epic. I am

It was sunny here this morning but low 30s, now it's 40, grey, and about to rain

Same weather here.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

and if there's another run on TP.

The TP shortage actually caused bidet prices to go through the roof. I've been considering the jump to a bidet.

Interesting. I bought Tushy bidets on black friday sale for $50 each. Worth every damned penny.

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Last "warm" day for a while...spent 45 minutes cleaning the inside of the JT because I know I'll have to return it when it's cold AF and the interior must be clean per the "rules"

This is probably the first vehicle that I'm legit sad to see go. As I was cleaning it I kept thinking about going back in time to keep it. Funny how THE ONE DAMNED VEHICLE I don't want to get rid of, I have to. Oh well, such is life I guess. lyfe

[D Griff]

Last "warm" day for a while...spent 45 minutes cleaning the inside of the JT because I know I'll have to return it when it's cold AF and the interior must be clean per the "rules"

This is probably the first vehicle that I'm legit sad to see go. As I was cleaning it I kept thinking about going back in time to keep it. Funny how THE ONE DAMNED VEHICLE I don't want to get rid of, I have to. Oh well, such is life I guess. lyfe

Sell JLU, give Cucktruck, keep JT?

[ChrisoftheNorth]

Last "warm" day for a while...spent 45 minutes cleaning the inside of the JT because I know I'll have to return it when it's cold AF and the interior must be clean per the "rules"

This is probably the first vehicle that I'm legit sad to see go. As I was cleaning it I kept thinking about going back in time to keep it. Funny how THE ONE DAMNED VEHICLE I don't want to get rid of, I have to. Oh well, such is life I guess. lyfe

Sell JLU, give Cucktruck, keep JT?

would be so really not an option.

[Huckleberry]

The TP shortage actually caused bidet prices to go through the roof. I've been considering the jump to a bidet.

I have had them in the past but hadn't picked one up at this house (moved in in January '20) yet when my wife broke both of her elbows in April. I then scoured the internet everywhere for hours to find a bidet available locally; I was willing to pay any price to not have to wipe her four months into marriage. Fortunately Home Depot didn't gouge, once I found a store that actually had one, I drove across town and picked it up for $30-40.

Glad you found one, otherwise the two choices would have been:


or

[Tar]

Morning y’all

Wow, beautiful view! Nice acquisition Max.

[wap]

What's not appealing is drinking the Elixir of Elimination.

And your getting raw dogged-sore by needing to be wiped a couple dozen times in less than 12 hours ain't fun either.

Bidets are $30. Raw dogged anoose isn't a problem that any modern, compass wielding man should ever run into unless traveling or something.

Don't have a compass,

[wap]

Morning y’all

pic!

[wap]

Did you remember to do a pre and post cleanse weigh in?

I believe I expelled over 3 lbs of scat.

Down 2.5 this morning AFTER mowing a huge carne asada burrito and 3 IPAs post procedure. Some of the best food and drink I ever tasted. Result is a few diverticula, zero polyps, cleared for another ten years. Procedure was 10/10, watched the nurse load me with sleepytime IV, then woke up staring at my toes and put by clothes on. Zero discomfort. My cleanse was rated 10/10 by staff.

:fuckeah: Great news all around. Glad to hear it.

Yea, that first meal afterwards is always 5/7.

Woke up feeling great, yes?

[wap]

I have had them in the past but hadn't picked one up at this house (moved in in January '20) yet when my wife broke both of her elbows in April. I then scoured the internet everywhere for hours to find a bidet available locally; I was willing to pay any price to not have to wipe her four months into marriage. Fortunately Home Depot didn't gouge, once I found a store that actually had one, I drove across town and picked it up for $30-40.

Glad you found one, otherwise the two choices would have been:

Is that Gollum bring sprayed?

[wap]

True confession: I have never used a bidet.

[D Griff]

True confession: I have never used a bidet.

Get with the program. Order one today, thank me later.

[Desertbreh]

Down 2.5 this morning AFTER mowing a huge carne asada burrito and 3 IPAs post procedure. Some of the best food and drink I ever tasted. Result is a few diverticula, zero polyps, cleared for another ten years. Procedure was 10/10, watched the nurse load me with sleepytime IV, then woke up staring at my toes and put by clothes on. Zero discomfort. My cleanse was rated 10/10 by staff.

:fuckeah: Great news all around. Glad to hear it.

Yea, that first meal afterwards is always 5/7.

Woke up feeling great, yes?

Great insofar as I felt nothing of the procedure. I was kind of tired/out of it for about 5 hours afterward. Not sure I got your MJ Magic Sauce.

[Desertbreh]

True confession: I have never used a bidet.

Get with the program. Order one today, thank me later.

I put one in for the wife after shoulder surgery. She had me remove it after recovery, contrary to the view on this forum. This place is weirdly like some kind of Bidet Manufacturers Association Marketing PAC.

[Tar]

Last "warm" day for a while...spent 45 minutes cleaning the inside of the JT because I know I'll have to return it when it's cold AF and the interior must be clean per the "rules"

This is probably the first vehicle that I'm legit sad to see go. As I was cleaning it I kept thinking about going back in time to keep it. Funny how THE ONE DAMNED VEHICLE I don't want to get rid of, I have to. Oh well, such is life I guess. lyfe

I'm spending this mild day in the home office until the kids finish school, then off to the garage to patch the two nails i found in my wife's winter setup and finally swap over to them from the all seasons. Just happy to the office.

[D Griff]

Get with the program. Order one today, thank me later.

I put one in for the wife after shoulder surgery. She had me remove it after recovery, contrary to the view on this forum. This place is weirdly like some kind of Bidet Manufacturers Association Marketing PAC.

Did you try it?

the crusty/raw Ron described earlier is something I prefer to avoid. I am admittedly kind of weird about butt cleanliness. Prior to the bidet I pretty much showered ASAP after every , now I don't have to do that.

[KYGTIGuy]

Nice. I can never get mine dark enough. There are recipes to make it in the oven that seem legit but I've never tried one. I bought a jar of roux that was pretty good in a pinch.

I had a gumbo in Lafayette LA 23 years ago that was one of the best things I've ever eaten. Been chasing that flavor ever since. It was so dark.

Mine came out ok for a first timer. I'm used to the flavor that my mom's gumbo has, and to me that's my focal point for taste. But I figure that hers has a consistent flavor because my mom likely used roux from a jar all these years. This one tasted different, but not bad different. We found this big cast iron pot in the house when we bought it and I really should of taken the time to reseason and oil the hell out of it then burn it all out. I think that this gumbo has a slight taste of the pot since I didn't vigorously clean and season it. I'll try again in a few weeks, but it'll have to wait. You make a pot of this shit and eat it for the next 3 days. It's good but it's all fat. So yeah, I gotta cut that down and mix up my lunches with some salads and shit

What ratio did you use flour to fat? I kept getting what I thought was too much oil separating after it cooled but I was following recommendations online.

I was making it in a pasta pot but we recently got one of those enameled cast iron pots. Maybe time to take another shot at it.

[KYGTIGuy]

True confession: I have never used a bidet.

I personally don't think you are missing much.