OT 19: Masks On, Clothes Off, Right Hand Left Titty

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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:14 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:44 pm You non washers are all trash
For me it’s easy: I don’t have a garage. If i had a garage to park the car in, I’d be meticulous. Alas, I don’t. Therefore, :aintcare:

Tired of investing hours to wash it just for it to get fucked up by rain, pollen, tree fallings , etc
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:44 pm After my second colon cleanse I feel like I could weigh in with Floyd Mayweather
Did you remember to do a pre and post cleanse weigh in?

I believe I expelled over 3 lbs of scat. :lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:44 pm After my second colon cleanse I feel like I could weigh in with Floyd Mayweather
You don't live in an area where you need to shut off all hose taps for 5-6 months/year.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:14 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:44 pm You non washers are all trash
For me it’s easy: I don’t have a garage. If i had a garage to park the car in, I’d be meticulous. Alas, I don’t. Therefore, :aintcare:

Tired of investing hours to wash it just for it to get fucked up by rain, pollen, tree fallings , etc
:dat:
Plus snow, slush, sleet, etc.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:52 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:44 pm After my second colon cleanse I feel like I could weigh in with Floyd Mayweather
Did you remember to do a pre and post cleanse weigh in?

I believe I expelled over 3 lbs of scat. :lol:
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:48 pm Another successful day of homeschooling and trying to keep up with my own project things. Me RN:


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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:52 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:44 pm After my second colon cleanse I feel like I could weigh in with Floyd Mayweather
Did you remember to do a pre and post cleanse weigh in?

I believe I expelled over 3 lbs of scat. :lol:
This level of cleanse sounds somehow appealing more then it does appalling, I should do a fast or something. I usually feel pretty good when partaking in them.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:53 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:52 pm
Did you remember to do a pre and post cleanse weigh in?

I believe I expelled over 3 lbs of scat. :lol:
This level of cleanse sounds somehow appealing more then it does appalling, I should do a fast or something. I usually feel pretty good when partaking in them.
What's not appealing is drinking the Elixir of Elimination. :lol:

And your :knot: getting raw dogged-sore by needing to be wiped a couple dozen times in less than 12 hours ain't fun either.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:53 pm

This level of cleanse sounds somehow appealing more then it does appalling, I should do a fast or something. I usually feel pretty good when partaking in them.
What's not appealing is drinking the Elixir of Elimination. :lol:

And your :knot: getting raw dogged-sore by needing to be wiped a couple dozen times in less than 12 hours ain't fun either.
Oof, and that's before they ramrod a metal worm up yer anoose.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:12 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:21 pm

What's not appealing is drinking the Elixir of Elimination. :lol:

And your :knot: getting raw dogged-sore by needing to be wiped a couple dozen times in less than 12 hours ain't fun either.
Oof, and that's before they ramrod a metal worm up yer anoose.
Yep. Although, you don't feel the worm, thanks to our friend Propofol. And you have no lingering sensation when you wake up, either.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:21 pm
Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:53 pm

This level of cleanse sounds somehow appealing more then it does appalling, I should do a fast or something. I usually feel pretty good when partaking in them.
What's not appealing is drinking the Elixir of Elimination. :lol:

And your :knot: getting raw dogged-sore by needing to be wiped a couple dozen times in less than 12 hours ain't fun either.
Bidet. Changed my life.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:44 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:21 pm

What's not appealing is drinking the Elixir of Elimination. :lol:

And your :knot: getting raw dogged-sore by needing to be wiped a couple dozen times in less than 12 hours ain't fun either.
Bidet. Changed my life.
Yea, I could see one coming in VERY handy for colonoscopy prep day. :like:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:47 pm
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Bidet. Changed my life.
Yea, I could see one coming in VERY handy for colonoscopy prep day. :like:
and if there's another run on TP.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Yea, I could see one coming in VERY handy for colonoscopy prep day. :like:
and if there's another run on TP.
True :dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Acid666 wrote: Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:47 am First time ever at attempting to make gumbo, and did a roux from scratch. Wasn't as nightmarish as I expected it to be. You hear all this chatter about how difficult it is to not burn your roux and how you've gotta sit there and stir it for 45 minutes, but I had it hot enough to get it down to 15 minutes. I will likely cook the next for longer to get more of a liquid sand consistency, but overall I'm happy with it.
I followed an Issac Toups recipe to the T to make sure it came out like it was supposed to. I might vary the next one up with a few different things.


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Nice. I can never get mine dark enough. There are recipes to make it in the oven that seem legit but I've never tried one. I bought a jar of roux that was pretty good in a pinch.

I had a gumbo in Lafayette LA 23 years ago that was one of the best things I've ever eaten. Been chasing that flavor ever since. It was so dark.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:10 am Nice. I can never get mine dark enough. There are recipes to make it in the oven that seem legit but I've never tried one. I bought a jar of roux that was pretty good in a pinch.

I had a gumbo in Lafayette LA 23 years ago that was one of the best things I've ever eaten. Been chasing that flavor ever since. It was so dark.

Mine came out ok for a first timer. I'm used to the flavor that my mom's gumbo has, and to me that's my focal point for taste. But I figure that hers has a consistent flavor because my mom likely used roux from a jar all these years. This one tasted different, but not bad different. We found this big cast iron pot in the house when we bought it and I really should of taken the time to reseason and oil the hell out of it then burn it all out. I think that this gumbo has a slight taste of the pot since I didn't vigorously clean and season it. I'll try again in a few weeks, but it'll have to wait. You make a pot of this shit and eat it for the next 3 days. It's good but it's all fat. So yeah, I gotta cut that down and mix up my lunches with some salads and shit
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:21 pm
Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:53 pm

This level of cleanse sounds somehow appealing more then it does appalling, I should do a fast or something. I usually feel pretty good when partaking in them.
What's not appealing is drinking the Elixir of Elimination. :lol:

And your :knot: getting raw dogged-sore by needing to be wiped a couple dozen times in less than 12 hours ain't fun either.
:bruh: Bidets are $30. Raw dogged anoose isn't a problem that any modern, compass wielding man should ever run into unless traveling or something.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:57 am This is why I like manual seats. So easy to adjust quickly.

Wife and I drive with the seat and back in the same position, she just cranks the seat up a bit. All I have to do is drop it all the way down and done. Jeep thing I suspect :doe:
Manual or power with memory.
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D Griff wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:44 am
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What's not appealing is drinking the Elixir of Elimination. :lol:

And your :knot: getting raw dogged-sore by needing to be wiped a couple dozen times in less than 12 hours ain't fun either.
:bruh: Bidets are $30. Raw dogged anoose isn't a problem that any modern, compass wielding man should ever run into unless traveling or something.
I bought one for each toilet in the new house right after we moved in. Partially out of concern for another TP shortage, partially to keep the septic tank cleaner, but I've had many people (yourself included) tell me how great they are.

Seriously, life changing. Wife agrees. It's hard to travel now and now have one, I'm so used to it.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:57 am This is why I like manual seats. So easy to adjust quickly.

Wife and I drive with the seat and back in the same position, she just cranks the seat up a bit. All I have to do is drop it all the way down and done. Jeep thing I suspect :doe:
Manual or power with memory.
:notwrong:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:48 pm Another successful day of homeschooling and trying to keep up with my own project things. Me RN:


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Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:07 am
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Manual or power with memory.
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Depends on the vehicle, Jeeps/Trucks I am fine with a little utility over convenience.
As long as I have plenty of adjustment, that's most important.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:52 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:44 pm After my second colon cleanse I feel like I could weigh in with Floyd Mayweather
Did you remember to do a pre and post cleanse weigh in?

I believe I expelled over 3 lbs of scat. :lol:
Down 2.5 this morning AFTER mowing a huge carne asada burrito and 3 IPAs post procedure. Some of the best food and drink I ever tasted. Result is a few diverticula, zero polyps, cleared for another ten years. Procedure was 10/10, watched the nurse load me with sleepytime IV, then woke up staring at my toes and put by clothes on. Zero discomfort. My cleanse was rated 10/10 by staff.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
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