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Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:07 am

D Griff wrote:
Mon Jun 25, 2018 9:28 am
:slowclap: Good morning good people of Dat Forum, Doe.

How do you feel today? Do you find yourself wallowing in self pity? If so, many things could be causing this affliction. You may find that you are swimming in a world of discontent, feeling as though you contribute nothing to this world.

Your body may be exhausted, from months of continual emailing before the hour of 8 AM.

Your experience could be an enraged one, furious with the world for expecting you to put in more than 30 weekly hours of work, when our purpose on this planet is really the pursuit of joyous activities such as cone destruction and crotch fruit harvesting.

You could see your biceps enlarging from the sheer number of miles you're plowing thorough daily just to reach your place of employment.

It could be that you feel isolated, unable to relate to others because of your financial status, stuck in what used to be known as the middle class, a mythical part of American Society that we all know no longer exists.

Have you felt one drop of water from the ceiling above your cubicle too many? Have the injustices of American employers scheduling working hours during autox season truly pushed you over the edge? Have you put your own life and the lives of others at risk while driving to work because you're just too tired to stay on the road?

Here is your place to discuss all of the problems, we, as rich Americans have! How bad do we all have it? Now is the time to find out and discuss.

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Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:07 pm

Been a while, but there's some gold in them thar hills:
troyguitar wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:49 pm
Detroit wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:44 pm
Not that it matters, plenty of other excuses to get in the way anyway.

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I was gonna :stig: :poorvette: but then I got high.

I was gonna jump the :truk: but then I got high.

I was gonna :dock: with :sawce: but then I got high.

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Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:02 pm

Johnny_P wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:33 pm
wap wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:44 pm


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To whom it may concern,

This weekend I was supposed to move in to my apartment. I provided all requested documentation and payments well in advance of any deadlines. When I walked in to my apartment I was appalled to find unsanitary conditions and mold throughout due to equipment that was not working properly. This is negligence.

When I told the management on site, I was appalled at the response. I was not offered a free upgrade. Nor was I allowed to take my moldy apartment. The keys were taken from me and the manager stated they would provide me with a "similar" apartment as the one I rented. I paid for this apartment, it is mine. I should have been offered to not only keep the moldy apartment I paid for, but also receive a free upgrade to an additional apartment. If you out to dinner at a hibachi steakhouse and received bland chicken, you would expect to be able to take that chicken home and be comped for the cost of the meal. It is common sense. Not offering an additional apartment is NEGLIGENCE in this case!

If my original keys and new apartment keys not provided by the end of the week I will have to write a negative Yelp review, and contact my pirate friends who will plunder and ransack your offices. I will also contact the district attorney for a supreme court trial on the matter.

Yarrr,

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Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:34 pm

Zillon wrote:
Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:02 pm
Johnny_P wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:33 pm


To whom it may concern,

This weekend I was supposed to move in to my apartment. I provided all requested documentation and payments well in advance of any deadlines. When I walked in to my apartment I was appalled to find unsanitary conditions and mold throughout due to equipment that was not working properly. This is negligence.

When I told the management on site, I was appalled at the response. I was not offered a free upgrade. Nor was I allowed to take my moldy apartment. The keys were taken from me and the manager stated they would provide me with a "similar" apartment as the one I rented. I paid for this apartment, it is mine. I should have been offered to not only keep the moldy apartment I paid for, but also receive a free upgrade to an additional apartment. If you out to dinner at a hibachi steakhouse and received bland chicken, you would expect to be able to take that chicken home and be comped for the cost of the meal. It is common sense. Not offering an additional apartment is NEGLIGENCE in this case!

If my original keys and new apartment keys not provided by the end of the week I will have to write a negative Yelp review, and contact my pirate friends who will plunder and ransack your offices. I will also contact the district attorney for a supreme court trial on the matter.

Yarrr,

:crang:

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:wap: Where are these mangos?

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