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Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:38 am

Zillon wrote:
Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:34 am
D Griff wrote:
Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:31 am


:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
That's post of the month, even. :bravo:
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Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:45 pm

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Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:29 pm
Do Work, Son wrote:
Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:14 pm
I'm at work but don't want to do work, please advise.
Decide what beer to drink tonight and look at boobs after.

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Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:46 pm

D Griff wrote:
Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:38 am
Zillon wrote:
Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:34 am


That's post of the month, even. :bravo:
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Holy :mindblown: :lolgasm:

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Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:23 pm

Pretty amazing.
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Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:05 pm

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Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:43 pm
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Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:41 pm


Dood. No.
BMW is also for badge whores. Camry does it better, or a mk6 gti with an extra sprinle of soul.

DO YOU EVEN READ THIS FORUM MOTHERFUCKER.




On a more serious note, other than the epic style/handcrafted nature of the Aston the mustang really is the better DD. I am pretty sure they are dynamically comparable.

But that's like comparing a Timex to Rolex, yes both show the time. However one of those gets you anal, while the other gets you a peck on the cheek and an awkward smile.
:lolol: :impressive: :knot: :dong:

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*shops for a Rolex*
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Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:47 pm

Johnny_P wrote:
Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:05 pm
max225 wrote:
Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:43 pm


BMW is also for badge whores. Camry does it better, or a mk6 gti with an extra sprinle of soul.

DO YOU EVEN READ THIS FORUM MOTHERFUCKER.




On a more serious note, other than the epic style/handcrafted nature of the Aston the mustang really is the better DD. I am pretty sure they are dynamically comparable.

But that's like comparing a Timex to Rolex, yes both show the time. However one of those gets you anal, while the other gets you a peck on the cheek and an awkward smile.
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*shops for a Rolex*
:dat:

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Going to Starbucks with a friend

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Going to Starbucks with a friend
:fuckyeah:
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Going to Starbucks with a friend
:iono: I don''t get it.
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Mon May 22, 2017 8:28 pm

Melon wrote:
Mon May 08, 2017 6:27 pm
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Mon May 08, 2017 5:40 pm
Well I finally figured out the mystery rattle that was keeping me from getting the car listed for the past month.

It sounded like it was coming from the passenger door latch or seatbelt reel and was directly proportional to speed with no relation to throttle/clutch/gear/turns, audible even at neighborhood speeds but louder and louder with increasing speeds. Had a couple of other people over to try and help figure it out all with no luck, then I finally got it last night. Any guesses?
Gold coins fell out of your G/f's pocket?
This deserves a :bravo:

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Dis:
golftdibrad wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:22 am
dubshow wrote:
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Clean up on aisle 10. We have a nabisco clean up on aisle 10.

:wap:
:sass: :sass: :sass:
:sass: :dealwithit: :sass:
:sass: :sass: :sass:

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Zillon wrote:
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Dis:
golftdibrad wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:22 am


:sass: :sass: :sass:
:sass: :dealwithit: :sass:
:sass: :sass: :sass:

:lolol:
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:zing:
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Melon wrote:
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Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:59 am
:zing:
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:dat:

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Tue May 08, 2018 11:32 pm

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Mon May 07, 2018 9:54 pm
Death or dumping, sawce. I’m tellin’ ya.

She’s not crying over wanting you to stay, she’s crying over the inconvenience for her if you leave. This is just another situation that she is making it all about herself by threatening to leave then back pedaling. She’s threatening to leave so she’ll have her way in the fight and then when you do what she doesn’t want, she Resorts to her second level of getting what she wants, tears.

Girl is using basic get my way bitch techniques on you. If you want it to work, cool. You’ve got some work ahead of you. But what Desert said. You’re young and available and if I could show you the girls you’ll be pulling on the other side of this, even just for attention at a bar, you wouldn’t look back.

You’re not going to marry this girl. Death or dumping.
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datgrundle wrote:
Tue May 08, 2018 11:32 pm
Sno wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 9:54 pm
Death or dumping, sawce. I’m tellin’ ya.

She’s not crying over wanting you to stay, she’s crying over the inconvenience for her if you leave. This is just another situation that she is making it all about herself by threatening to leave then back pedaling. She’s threatening to leave so she’ll have her way in the fight and then when you do what she doesn’t want, she Resorts to her second level of getting what she wants, tears.

Girl is using basic get my way bitch techniques on you. If you want it to work, cool. You’ve got some work ahead of you. But what Desert said. You’re young and available and if I could show you the girls you’ll be pulling on the other side of this, even just for attention at a bar, you wouldn’t look back.

You’re not going to marry this girl. Death or dumping.
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Ooooo first timer!

Same advice I’d give any of my good guy friends if they were in this position.
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At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.

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Calvinball wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 12:49 am
Bender wrote:
... Am I?
Sure! The more dudes I have sucking my nipples the better.


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wap wrote:
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Sure! The more dudes I have sucking my nipples the better.


Sent from the Beer Depository
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Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:45 pm

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Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:57 pm
I considered Max, Brad, and Nugg.

Max is too obvious? You can't vote for the same personality defects over and over. You came close though, man when your final salvo in your firefight with Brad was a grade school playgroundesque "You're fat." Weaksauce.

Nugg isn't really the worst forum member. He just fails universally, I think by voting him WFM you're
giving him credit where none is ever due.

Brad is this year's winner. Despite being sucked into domesticity beyond any scope of plausible deniability, trading in sports car for minivan, buying architecturally correct house with fancy glass door showing pass through to brickwork, potfillers, pumping out crotchfruit like a factory and the like, he continues to buck the tiger, buying an open wheel beetle with his brah Enrique, hating on those who does as he does be it river rock or anything else, because you know, only HE bears the burdens of domestic life on his shoulders.....all the freemen should be living in an airplane hanger drinking beer, wrenching on cars and airboats, and drinking beer. Also fairly arrogant dispersal of engineering fax in a :gtfo: sort of fashion. For 2018 Brad, this Bud's for you. You are the Champion.
Source: viewtopic.php?p=284157&sid=6c62b724f958 ... d2#p284157

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Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:59 pm

Zillon wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:45 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:57 pm
I considered Max, Brad, and Nugg.

Max is too obvious? You can't vote for the same personality defects over and over. You came close though, man when your final salvo in your firefight with Brad was a grade school playgroundesque "You're fat." Weaksauce.

Nugg isn't really the worst forum member. He just fails universally, I think by voting him WFM you're
giving him credit where none is ever due.

Brad is this year's winner. Despite being sucked into domesticity beyond any scope of plausible deniability, trading in sports car for minivan, buying architecturally correct house with fancy glass door showing pass through to brickwork, potfillers, pumping out crotchfruit like a factory and the like, he continues to buck the tiger, buying an open wheel beetle with his brah Enrique, hating on those who does as he does be it river rock or anything else, because you know, only HE bears the burdens of domestic life on his shoulders.....all the freemen should be living in an airplane hanger drinking beer, wrenching on cars and airboats, and drinking beer. Also fairly arrogant dispersal of engineering fax in a :gtfo: sort of fashion. For 2018 Brad, this Bud's for you. You are the Champion.
Source: viewtopic.php?p=284157&sid=6c62b724f958 ... d2#p284157

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Well deserved here.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Detroit wrote:
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Zillon wrote:
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Source: viewtopic.php?p=284157&sid=6c62b724f958 ... d2#p284157

:amazing:
Well deserved here.
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