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Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:20 am

Melon wrote:Hans doesn't care about post count?

What next, Troy doesn't care about a car's purple to weight ratio?
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Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:22 am

Zillon wrote:
Melon wrote:Hans doesn't care about post count?

What next, Troy doesn't care about a car's purple to weight ratio?
:lolgasm:
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NEEK wrote:It's not anything I'm gonna freak out over. But there's no communication. My side as well.

Currently on FAPatalk
Without any drama and after its all said and done have a drink with her. Tell her how here surprise plans affect you. Tell her it's NBD but from now on there needs to be better communication and planning when she wants to have old friends stay with her at your place or whatnot. If that doesn't work then dump her via text message tomorrow.. :trollface:
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!

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Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:39 am

Zillon wrote:
Melon wrote:Hans doesn't care about post count?

What next, Troy doesn't care about a car's purple to weight ratio?
:lolgasm:
Mother of God. Epic.

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:mahtroy: born on Slap a Jap day. :impressive:
My nomination.

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Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:25 pm

maxtdi wrote:
Desertbreh wrote:
:mahtroy: born on Slap a Jap day. :impressive:
My nomination.
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Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:07 pm

Re: Max slipping into the BMW ///Mdouche hole
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Actually I did wear a polo... :lol:

I basically passed a cop while revving the engine at 7000 rpm :mahtroy: style
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Johnny_P wrote:Re: Max slipping into the BMW ///Mdouche hole
Zillon wrote:
:bruh:

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Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:01 am

Zillon wrote:
Melon wrote:Hans doesn't care about post count?

What next, Troy doesn't care about a car's purple to weight ratio?
:lolgasm:
Has to be the best so far.
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Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:12 pm

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can come explain that triggered thing doe? Im legit lost.
It just means that someone managed to push your buttons... Examples of this would be.

Telling DetroitPlac that GM is the worst car company on earth and you'd rather die in a kia than sit in a Colorado
Telling :mahtroy: that his driving skills are ineppt and that he needs to pull up his pants and get a jeeeeb
Telling Desertbreh that Brown is not an acceptable color for a 60k vehicle

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Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:30 pm

Johnny_P wrote:
maxtdi wrote:
It just means that someone managed to push your buttons... Examples of this would be.

Telling DetroitPlac that GM is the worst car company on earth and you'd rather die in a kia than sit in a Colorado
Telling :mahtroy: that his driving skills are ineppt and that he needs to pull up his pants and get a jeeeeb
Telling Desertbreh that Brown is not an acceptable color for a 60k vehicle
:bravo:
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Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:45 pm

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Wait wait. Let's "compromise." You get the tires because the vehicles need them. But I actually get the Tiffany necklace instead of you getting the helmet.
Nothing gets you that baby blue like giving up the brown.
So slick, that :bender:

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Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:49 pm

Punchagoat wrote:Image
:notsure: if post or POLE of the day...

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Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:51 pm

Such posts. Plural.
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Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:59 pm
You're no :crang: so you'll be ok.
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SAWCE wrote:
Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:04 pm
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Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:59 pm
You're no :crang: so you'll be ok.
:fuckyeah:

I made it into this thread! I'm somebody now!! :fuckyeah:
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Re: Lake Oroville (dam)
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Unread post by Sanchez » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:46 pm

Okay, everyone. I've had some time to look at the pictures from the comfort of a laptop on the other end of the country. While I don't have an engineering degree or certification per say, I have watched a lot Discovery Channel programming so I feel qualified to say it looks like this dam wasn't engineered to the proper specification. There're clearly not enough concrete and the design may have underestimated how wet water is. Overall this dam is very 2/7 in my book.

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Re: Lake Oroville (dam)
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Unread post by Sanchez » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:46 pm

Okay, everyone. I've had some time to look at the pictures from the comfort of a laptop on the other end of the country. While I don't have an engineering degree or certification per say, I have watched a lot Discovery Channel programming so I feel qualified to say it looks like this dam wasn't engineered to the proper specification. There're clearly not enough concrete and the design may have underestimated how wet water is. Overall this dam is very 2/7 in my book.

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agree, this was :amaze:
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Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:24 pm

I agree, I had a lulz @ that post.
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Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:58 pm

Desertbreh wrote:
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Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:48 pm
Only 3.86%

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Run the numbers without OT. I said CONTENT. Not Neek saying he farted.
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Zillon wrote:
Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:58 pm
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Run the numbers without OT. I said CONTENT. Not Neek saying he farted.
:lolgasm:
:dat: truth.
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Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:11 pm

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I don't think you guys understand my resolve on this issue. Drop it so I dont post shit online that I shouldn't, ok?
It's ok snowflake. We know you're different from every other man who's ever had kids. You'll still be fun!
max225 wrote: You can't "hoon" a pos like that. You can however set up a methlab.

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Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:34 am

D Griff wrote:
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Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:59 am
i wanna bring up a threesome to my gf. I know she's had one before. I've never been in one. Hmmm, anyone with experience here?
:crang: There is really only one way to do this, and it's pretty simple. The way I'm referring to is writing a letter. Now, since I know you have difficulty thinking for yourself, I've gone ahead and composed it for you. Simply copy and paste this into your 409,872 text message thread and hit the send button.

"Dear Numero Uno Slam Piece-y Poo,
Over the past few months, I've really grown to love you.

Our relationship is truly sublime,
I'm even clingier than usual this time.

I'm always ecstatic to take you to pound town,
But I feel like we need to take it up a notch next time around.

I really love the smell of your pussy,
I'm ready for another one in the bed with me.

I love when you put Swedish Fish in my butt,
But sometimes, it's not quite enough.

When you send me emoji cookies, I am filled with glee,
Just imagine how that would feel with three!

I know sometimes I seem like a little boy,
But another gal would make me grow up and fill me with joy.

So today, I ask you to consider,
Will you sleep with me and my sister?

Love,
:crang: "
That's post of the month, even. :bravo:
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