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Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:25 am

Let's see those nominations!
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Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:25 am

Johnny_P wrote:Britian: Brexit was the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could ever undertake and we are ashamed of ourselves.

USA: Hold my beer and watch
:lolol:
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Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:29 am

I can't take full credit for that, I saw something on facetubes earlier and it was similar to that :lol:

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Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:33 am

Hansgustaf wrote:
D Griff wrote: :notsure:

:neek: wouldn't let me drive the CoBRO because I was drunk. :wtf: :mahtroy:
I like neek - he makes my posts appear laden with content.

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Couldn't let this go, either. :lolol:
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Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:35 am

Zillon wrote:
Hansgustaf wrote:
I like neek - he makes my posts appear laden with content.

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Couldn't let this go, either. :lolol:
I can take full credit for that. I am a ruhtard.
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Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:46 pm

:lolol: :neek:

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lagunasecaballs wrote:Personalized plates are temporary. A GM tattoo is forever. :doit:
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!

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Thu Nov 10, 2016 4:43 pm

Bender wrote:
lagunasecaballs wrote:Personalized plates are temporary. A GM tattoo is forever. :doit:
Dad knows best, amirite, @lagunasecaballs? :trollface:
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Thu Nov 10, 2016 5:02 pm

Zillon wrote:
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Dad knows best, amirite, @lagunasecaballs? :trollface:
That was a golden fucking post.
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Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:03 am

Melon wrote:
Zillon wrote:
Dad knows best, amirite, @lagunasecaballs? :trollface:
That was a golden fucking post.
:dat: :bravo:

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Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:25 am

maxtdi wrote:
D Griff wrote: So you used her loaner whilst she got new :tits: installed??

:amazing: :popcorn:
Yas
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The real question though is were you out drinking wine in Napa with Mk2 in Mk1's loaner while Mk1 got a boob job when you took that picture^^^^ Because if you can answer that question in the affirmative it will be
difficult to question your reign as the new Emperor of the Ming Dynasty.
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Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:14 am

Oh wow. Some gold not here.

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We need more!
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Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:54 am

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nuggstein wrote:date went well last night. she lives in the city, but she came to Hoboken. we went to a dive bar. bought her a drink, me a drink. then we talked for a while. went to play some pool, but some other dudes were playing. we played doubles with them, I'm not good and she didn't know how to play. They taught us some things, especially her. played with them for a while, we ended up winning twice because of a mistake on their part. she also bought the second round of drinks. I was STARVING, hadn't eaten dinner, so she went with me while i ate a slice of pizza. she came back to my place around 11 pm, met my roommate, chilled with me for a bit and then we made out and she gave me a blowy until 1am.
:crang: storytelling @ it's finest.

See what happens when you skip the candy store, and go right to giving her your own Jewish Fish?
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Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:49 pm

Desertbreh wrote:
NEEK wrote:
Annoyed?
Annoyed? Try starting a thread about getting a new car, discuss every possible option from a Porsche to a BMW to a Subaru to a Ford Mustang, only to dismiss all possible options and instead drive off the cliff of bitterness in leaking RMS duct taped sunroof Volkswagen. Then we can start talking about annoyed.
:lolol:

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lagunasecaballs wrote:
Desertbreh wrote:
Annoyed? Try starting a thread about getting a new car, discuss every possible option from a Porsche to a BMW to a Subaru to a Ford Mustang, only to dismiss all possible options and instead drive off the cliff of bitterness in leaking RMS duct taped sunroof Volkswagen. Then we can start talking about annoyed.
:lolol:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?

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Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:08 pm

Bender wrote:
Zillon wrote:
:alpo: gonna :alpo:
Not even about money.

I would love to ski four days a week in the winter. It is literally my favorite activity and has been my whole life. BUT every moment I am out there I am not with her and she is :sad:

I would give it up forever if it made her happy (it wouldn't because its a relationship so we come to an agreement that satisfies everyone).

Whats money good for if not to make the ones you love happy? I couldn't spend enough on myself to make myself as happy as my time does with her (or with how happy the memories from our wedding make her, frankly). The true happiness of a spouse or a child has no cost that is unreasonable.
:bravo:

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Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:08 pm

lagunasecaballs wrote:
Desertbreh wrote:
Annoyed? Try starting a thread about getting a new car, discuss every possible option from a Porsche to a BMW to a Subaru to a Ford Mustang, only to dismiss all possible options and instead drive off the cliff of bitterness in leaking RMS duct taped sunroof Volkswagen. Then we can start talking about annoyed.
:lolol:
How did I miss this???? :bravo:

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Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:36 pm

Desertbreh wrote:
Detroit wrote: Yea, but in my case...when I'm provoked by hunger, I just raid the fridge and eat whatever is about to expire.

This is hardly what infamous considers "dinner", but I do.
Johnny gets home, sees no dinner, heads to Ruth's Chris, NFG.
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Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:43 pm

I'm using those Johnny P issues to rack up my POTDs.
max225 wrote: You can't "hoon" a pos like that. You can however set up a methlab.

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Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:45 pm

Desertbreh wrote:I'm using those Johnny P issues to rack up my POTDs.
Just keep deliverin' dat gold, man.

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Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:57 am

Calvinball wrote:
Bender wrote: And wasn't so lazy
It's a side effect of too much whiskey being barely enough.
This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!

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Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:56 pm

Calvinball wrote:Image

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Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:52 pm

Two in one day! :fuckyeah:
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Calvinball wrote:Two in one day! :fuckyeah:
:impressive:
:wap: Where are these mangos?

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