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[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 2:20 pm Can you imagine how miserable someone would have to be to not find this funny?
You could probably find them all protesting for their freedumz.
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razr390 wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:19 am MexiYarisTK
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u not see my avatar, I am trump! I will not be wearing a facemask, believe me!
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 2:20 pm Can you imagine how miserable someone would have to be to not find this funny?
Why aren't you wearing your mask!
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:06 pm
wap wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:02 pm

Why aren't you wearing your mask!
It's MY RIGHT to get you all sick because I drank my bleach this morning!
Looks like Georgia is a nice place to move.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:06 pm
wap wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:02 pm

Why aren't you wearing your mask!
It's MY RIGHT to get you all sick because I drank my bleach this morning!
But did you ram a UV light up your :knot: ?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:08 pm
wap wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:00 pm

But did you ram a UV light up your :knot: ?
Well yeah but that's not part of my troll.
Time to spice up the bedroom with some LEDs.. light emitting dildos.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:08 pm
wap wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:00 pm

But did you ram a UV light up your :knot: ?
Well yeah but that's not part of my troll.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:18 pm
[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:08 pm

Well yeah but that's not part of my troll.
Time to spice up the bedroom with some LEDs.. light emitting dildos.
:notbad:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:22 pm
SAWCE wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:18 pm

Time to spice up the bedroom with some LEDs.. light emitting dildos.
Oh we got one of those.
Can you see the light through someone’s lower abdomen like when you were a kid and you’d hold your hand over a flashlight and pretend your hand was glowing?

I have a semi-related story I’ll text you.
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:23 pm
[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:22 pm

Oh we got one of those.
Can you see the light through someone’s lower abdomen like when you were a kid and you’d hold your hand over a flashlight and pretend your hand was glowing?

I have a semi-related story I’ll text you.
:lolol:

You'd have to use the really big one to stretch the skin.
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 2:20 pm Can you imagine how miserable someone would have to be to not find this funny?
You could probably find them all protesting for their freedumz.
But America is not a communist country!!! I want my goddamn haircut!!
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[user not found] wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:26 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:52 pm

But America is not a communist country!!! I want my goddamn haircut!!
In your XXXL "tactical" vest.
That's tacti-cool to you, good sir!
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:52 pm

But America is not a communist country!!! I want my goddamn haircut!!
In your XXXL "tactical" vest.
I also want to go to dicks sporting goods and grab my yeti cooler and my $50 yeti can opener! Otherwise I will sue dicks with my trump bucks, thank you Trump! KEEP AMERICA GRRRRREEEEEATTTTTTT 2020
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Anyone else get their Trump Bux letter informing them that they received their Trump Bux?
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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:36 pm Anyone else get their Trump Bux letter informing them that they received their Trump Bux?
:nope: Just a credit in my checking account.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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wap wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:40 pm
Huckleberry wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:36 pm Anyone else get their Trump Bux letter informing them that they received their Trump Bux?
:nope: Just a credit in my checking account.
Typical government fashion: I got a letter in the mail today informing me of a deposit I electronically received two weeks ago.
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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:48 pm
wap wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:40 pm

:nope: Just a credit in my checking account.
Typical government fashion: I got a letter in the mail today informing me of a deposit I electronically received two weeks ago.
Ha! I'll have to see if I get a letter in the next few days.
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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:48 pm Typical government fashion: I got a letter in the mail today informing me of a deposit I electronically received two weeks ago.
Ha! I'll have to see if I get a letter in the next few days.
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Wocka Wocka wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 2:59 pm
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Ha! I'll have to see if I get a letter in the next few days.
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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:48 pm
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:nope: Just a credit in my checking account.
Typical government fashion: I got a letter in the mail today informing me of a deposit I electronically received two weeks ago.
It’sa Security measure. They send the letter to the address the have on file to confirm that that’s where they sent the money. Hence, if you didn’t have direct deposit or didn’t receive a letter you can contract the IRS to correct info.
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Huckleberry wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:36 pm Anyone else get their Trump Bux letter informing them that they received their Trump Bux?
Still waiting on my TrumpBux.
I managed to get Trump bux today and I don't even qualify.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 9:09 pm
[user not found] wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:30 pm

Still waiting on my TrumpBux.
I managed to get Trump bux today and I don't even qualify.
Fairly sure we got more than we were supposed to get. :ohwell: It's all going to go to local businesses and charities.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 9:09 pm
[user not found] wrote: Thu Apr 30, 2020 6:30 pm

Still waiting on my TrumpBux.
I managed to get Trump bux today and I don't even qualify.
Do you usually get mistaken for a major corporation?
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