OT 17: WELCOME TO THE CORONADOME!
- Apex
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:11 pmI'd like to think we all give some fucks about each other here despite some of us coming off as cold-hearted robots.
For sure
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Apex wrote:who called in ?
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Yes.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Gaston: Who does she think she is?! that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one gets within 6 feet of Gaston!
LeFou: Heh heh. Darn right.
Gaston: Approached! Not disinfected, publicly contaminated....
Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou: More beer?
Gaston: What for? The alcohol content's not high enough to disinfect anything! I'm a liability to the immunocompromised.
LeFou: Who, you? Never Gaston! You've got to pull yourself together!
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one cleans like Gaston
quarantines like Gaston
no one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston
There was never a person so cleanly,
with considerate caution to spare,
With the grocery store shelves lying empty (aware of this horrible rhyme choice)
He offered his own rolls of TP to share
No one tries like Gaston
to be wise like Gaston
taking measures so nobody dies like Gaston
he’s an expert at socially iiiiisolating
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
When he was a boy he kept touching his face, spreading germs but unable to tell. But now that he's grown his hands stay in their place, reaching only for pumps of PURELLLLLLLL
Nooooo onnnnnneeeee
hides like Gaston
stays inside like Gaston
uses benzalkonium chloride like Gaston (the syllable emphasis isn't phased properly and i hate myself for it sorrynotsorry)
'Stead of parties he's actually fiiiiine with waiiiiitingggggg
Boy whadda guyyyyy, (Less people dieeeee) Gastoooonnnnnnn!
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:31 pm Gaston: Who does she think she is?! that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one gets within 6 feet of Gaston!
LeFou: Heh heh. Darn right.
Gaston: Approached! Not disinfected, publicly contaminated....
Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou: More beer?
Gaston: What for? The alcohol content's not high enough to disinfect anything! I'm a liability to the immunocompromised.
LeFou: Who, you? Never Gaston! You've got to pull yourself together!
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one cleans like Gaston
quarantines like Gaston
no one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston
There was never a person so cleanly,
with considerate caution to spare,
With the grocery store shelves lying empty (aware of this horrible rhyme choice)
He offered his own rolls of TP to share
No one tries like Gaston
to be wise like Gaston
taking measures so nobody dies like Gaston
he’s an expert at socially iiiiisolating
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
When he was a boy he kept touching his face, spreading germs but unable to tell. But now that he's grown his hands stay in their place, reaching only for pumps of PURELLLLLLLL
Nooooo onnnnnneeeee
hides like Gaston
stays inside like Gaston
uses benzalkonium chloride like Gaston (the syllable emphasis isn't phased properly and i hate myself for it sorrynotsorry)
'Stead of parties he's actually fiiiiine with waiiiiitingggggg
Boy whadda guyyyyy, (Less people dieeeee) Gastoooonnnnnnn!
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I laid off 46 people under me today, leaving me with 10 techs and 2 writers. 10 techs to split 5 at a time on a 3 day, 9 hour shift with four days off. All support staff is gone. Sales laid off all salespeople, managers and finance staff. It’s just the GM, GSM, and inventory manager left. Body shop is on a skeleton crew. Last week I had 38 techs and 12 writers.
This morning we had 261 employees at the dealership. At 5:00 we had 45 remaining. All were temporary layoffs, but we don’t anticipate service being back to where it was for 2-3 months at the earliest. Sales is an unknown as they’re non-essential and can’t operate. Plan is to slowly ramp back up as and when traffic increases. Whenever the fuck that is.
We are paying their premiums for benefits until the end of April. Once that comes around, we’ll revisit and may extend it if needs be.
What a fucking mess. Today was brutal.
This morning we had 261 employees at the dealership. At 5:00 we had 45 remaining. All were temporary layoffs, but we don’t anticipate service being back to where it was for 2-3 months at the earliest. Sales is an unknown as they’re non-essential and can’t operate. Plan is to slowly ramp back up as and when traffic increases. Whenever the fuck that is.
We are paying their premiums for benefits until the end of April. Once that comes around, we’ll revisit and may extend it if needs be.
What a fucking mess. Today was brutal.
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Nice to see you man. Family and work is number one, but you're one of the good guys.Calvinball wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:17 pmApex wrote:
who called in ?
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fledonfoot wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:45 pm I laid off 46 people under me today, leaving me with 10 techs and 2 writers. 10 techs to split 5 at a time on a 3 day, 9 hour shift with four days off. All support staff is gone. Sales laid off all salespeople, managers and finance staff. It’s just the GM, GSM, and inventory manager left. Body shop is on a skeleton crew. Last week I had 38 techs and 12 writers.
This morning we had 261 employees at the dealership. At 5:00 we had 45 remaining. All were temporary layoffs, but we don’t anticipate service being back to where it was for 2-3 months at the earliest. Sales is an unknown as they’re non-essential and can’t operate. Plan is to slowly ramp back up as and when traffic increases. Whenever the fuck that is.
We are paying their premiums for benefits until the end of April. Once that comes around, we’ll revisit and may extend it if needs be.
What a fucking mess. Today was brutal.
Hope it works out for everyone there.
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Is this original work?troyguitar wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:31 pm Gaston: Who does she think she is?! that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one gets within 6 feet of Gaston!
LeFou: Heh heh. Darn right.
Gaston: Approached! Not disinfected, publicly contaminated....
Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou: More beer?
Gaston: What for? The alcohol content's not high enough to disinfect anything! I'm a liability to the immunocompromised.
LeFou: Who, you? Never Gaston! You've got to pull yourself together!
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one cleans like Gaston
quarantines like Gaston
no one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston
There was never a person so cleanly,
with considerate caution to spare,
With the grocery store shelves lying empty (aware of this horrible rhyme choice)
He offered his own rolls of TP to share
No one tries like Gaston
to be wise like Gaston
taking measures so nobody dies like Gaston
he’s an expert at socially iiiiisolating
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
When he was a boy he kept touching his face, spreading germs but unable to tell. But now that he's grown his hands stay in their place, reaching only for pumps of PURELLLLLLLL
Nooooo onnnnnneeeee
hides like Gaston
stays inside like Gaston
uses benzalkonium chloride like Gaston (the syllable emphasis isn't phased properly and i hate myself for it sorrynotsorry)
'Stead of parties he's actually fiiiiine with waiiiiitingggggg
Boy whadda guyyyyy, (Less people dieeeee) Gastoooonnnnnnn!
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Original from a friend of a friend, not my ass.Desertbreh wrote:Is this original work?troyguitar wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:31 pm Gaston: Who does she think she is?! that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one gets within 6 feet of Gaston!
LeFou: Heh heh. Darn right.
Gaston: Approached! Not disinfected, publicly contaminated....
Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou: More beer?
Gaston: What for? The alcohol content's not high enough to disinfect anything! I'm a liability to the immunocompromised.
LeFou: Who, you? Never Gaston! You've got to pull yourself together!
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one cleans like Gaston
quarantines like Gaston
no one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston
There was never a person so cleanly,
with considerate caution to spare,
With the grocery store shelves lying empty (aware of this horrible rhyme choice)
He offered his own rolls of TP to share
No one tries like Gaston
to be wise like Gaston
taking measures so nobody dies like Gaston
he’s an expert at socially iiiiisolating
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
When he was a boy he kept touching his face, spreading germs but unable to tell. But now that he's grown his hands stay in their place, reaching only for pumps of PURELLLLLLLL
Nooooo onnnnnneeeee
hides like Gaston
stays inside like Gaston
uses benzalkonium chloride like Gaston (the syllable emphasis isn't phased properly and i hate myself for it sorrynotsorry)
'Stead of parties he's actually fiiiiine with waiiiiitingggggg
Boy whadda guyyyyy, (Less people dieeeee) Gastoooonnnnnnn!
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Aw shucks, you really know how to make a girl blush, don’tcha.Desertbreh wrote:Nice to see you man. Family and work is number one, but you're one of the good guys.
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They did well. Can’t wait to sing that to my Disney loving wife.troyguitar wrote:Original from a friend of a friend, not my ass.Desertbreh wrote: Is this original work?
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One never knows, you surprise me sometimes.troyguitar wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:56 pmOriginal from a friend of a friend, not my ass.Desertbreh wrote:
Is this original work?
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In4 a video of that.Calvinball wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:37 pmThey did well. Can’t wait to sing that to my Disney loving wife.troyguitar wrote:Original from a friend of a friend, not my ass.
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Apex told us why he doesn't drink. As it turns out it was more than building lean muscle mass.Calvinball wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:34 pmWhat happened last night?wap wrote:
We could have used him here last night.
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Ahhh gotcha.Desertbreh wrote:Apex told us why he doesn't drink. As it turns out it was more than building lean muscle mass.Calvinball wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:34 pm What happened last night?
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