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Anyone try the new mini tacos at JitB? Their normal tacos are too greasy for me, but the mini ones look good, especially “loaded” with the nacho :sawce: drizzled on them.
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:29 pm Now I want nachos.


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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:38 pm

Tacos in a quesadilla, or do you use the quesadilla as the taco shell?
Isn't that just a Cheesy Gordita Crunch?
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Cheesy Gordita Crunch is one of the best things on the TB menu. Hands down.
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:09 pm

No real reason to bring up depressing stuff most of the time; the vast majority of people don’t give a fuck.

I haven’t even begun to go full Alice down that rabbit hole; and there really is no need to.
I'd like to think we all give some fucks about each other here despite some of us coming off as cold-hearted robots.
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For sure
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:29 pm Now I want nachos.


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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:51 pm
Calvinball wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:29 pm Now I want nachos.


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:ohdang: who called in :therapist: ?
We could have used him here last night. :hue:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:38 pm
razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:31 pm There’s a food truck here in SA called “El Remedio” and we went before the ‘Rona went crazy. Quesitacos :drool:

It’s basically quesadilla tacos. Amazing
Tacos in a quesadilla, or do you use the quesadilla as the taco shell?
Yes.
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:08 pm Cheesy Gordita Crunch is one of the best things on the TB menu. Hands down.
agreed!
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Gaston: Who does she think she is?! that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one gets within 6 feet of Gaston!

LeFou: Heh heh. Darn right.

Gaston: Approached! Not disinfected, publicly contaminated....
Why, it's more than I can bear.

LeFou: More beer?

Gaston: What for? The alcohol content's not high enough to disinfect anything! I'm a liability to the immunocompromised.

LeFou: Who, you? Never Gaston! You've got to pull yourself together!

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one cleans like Gaston
quarantines like Gaston
no one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston

There was never a person so cleanly,
with considerate caution to spare,
With the grocery store shelves lying empty (aware of this horrible rhyme choice)
He offered his own rolls of TP to share

No one tries like Gaston
to be wise like Gaston
taking measures so nobody dies like Gaston
he’s an expert at socially iiiiisolating
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

When he was a boy he kept touching his face, spreading germs but unable to tell. But now that he's grown his hands stay in their place, reaching only for pumps of PURELLLLLLLL

Nooooo onnnnnneeeee
hides like Gaston
stays inside like Gaston
uses benzalkonium chloride like Gaston (the syllable emphasis isn't phased properly and i hate myself for it sorrynotsorry)
'Stead of parties he's actually fiiiiine with waiiiiitingggggg

Boy whadda guyyyyy, (Less people dieeeee) Gastoooonnnnnnn!
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:31 pm Gaston: Who does she think she is?! that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one gets within 6 feet of Gaston!

LeFou: Heh heh. Darn right.

Gaston: Approached! Not disinfected, publicly contaminated....
Why, it's more than I can bear.

LeFou: More beer?

Gaston: What for? The alcohol content's not high enough to disinfect anything! I'm a liability to the immunocompromised.

LeFou: Who, you? Never Gaston! You've got to pull yourself together!

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one cleans like Gaston
quarantines like Gaston
no one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston

There was never a person so cleanly,
with considerate caution to spare,
With the grocery store shelves lying empty (aware of this horrible rhyme choice)
He offered his own rolls of TP to share

No one tries like Gaston
to be wise like Gaston
taking measures so nobody dies like Gaston
he’s an expert at socially iiiiisolating
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

When he was a boy he kept touching his face, spreading germs but unable to tell. But now that he's grown his hands stay in their place, reaching only for pumps of PURELLLLLLLL

Nooooo onnnnnneeeee
hides like Gaston
stays inside like Gaston
uses benzalkonium chloride like Gaston (the syllable emphasis isn't phased properly and i hate myself for it sorrynotsorry)
'Stead of parties he's actually fiiiiine with waiiiiitingggggg

Boy whadda guyyyyy, (Less people dieeeee) Gastoooonnnnnnn!
:amaze:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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I laid off 46 people under me today, leaving me with 10 techs and 2 writers. 10 techs to split 5 at a time on a 3 day, 9 hour shift with four days off. All support staff is gone. Sales laid off all salespeople, managers and finance staff. It’s just the GM, GSM, and inventory manager left. Body shop is on a skeleton crew. Last week I had 38 techs and 12 writers.

This morning we had 261 employees at the dealership. At 5:00 we had 45 remaining. All were temporary layoffs, but we don’t anticipate service being back to where it was for 2-3 months at the earliest. Sales is an unknown as they’re non-essential and can’t operate. Plan is to slowly ramp back up as and when traffic increases. Whenever the fuck that is.

We are paying their premiums for benefits until the end of April. Once that comes around, we’ll revisit and may extend it if needs be.

What a fucking mess. Today was brutal.
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:17 pm
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:ohdang: who called in :therapist: ?
:howdy:


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Nice to see you man. Family and work is number one, but you're one of the good guys.
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fledonfoot wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:45 pm I laid off 46 people under me today, leaving me with 10 techs and 2 writers. 10 techs to split 5 at a time on a 3 day, 9 hour shift with four days off. All support staff is gone. Sales laid off all salespeople, managers and finance staff. It’s just the GM, GSM, and inventory manager left. Body shop is on a skeleton crew. Last week I had 38 techs and 12 writers.

This morning we had 261 employees at the dealership. At 5:00 we had 45 remaining. All were temporary layoffs, but we don’t anticipate service being back to where it was for 2-3 months at the earliest. Sales is an unknown as they’re non-essential and can’t operate. Plan is to slowly ramp back up as and when traffic increases. Whenever the fuck that is.

We are paying their premiums for benefits until the end of April. Once that comes around, we’ll revisit and may extend it if needs be.

What a fucking mess. Today was brutal.
:(
Hope it works out for everyone there.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:31 pm Gaston: Who does she think she is?! that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one gets within 6 feet of Gaston!

LeFou: Heh heh. Darn right.

Gaston: Approached! Not disinfected, publicly contaminated....
Why, it's more than I can bear.

LeFou: More beer?

Gaston: What for? The alcohol content's not high enough to disinfect anything! I'm a liability to the immunocompromised.

LeFou: Who, you? Never Gaston! You've got to pull yourself together!

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one cleans like Gaston
quarantines like Gaston
no one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston

There was never a person so cleanly,
with considerate caution to spare,
With the grocery store shelves lying empty (aware of this horrible rhyme choice)
He offered his own rolls of TP to share

No one tries like Gaston
to be wise like Gaston
taking measures so nobody dies like Gaston
he’s an expert at socially iiiiisolating
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

When he was a boy he kept touching his face, spreading germs but unable to tell. But now that he's grown his hands stay in their place, reaching only for pumps of PURELLLLLLLL

Nooooo onnnnnneeeee
hides like Gaston
stays inside like Gaston
uses benzalkonium chloride like Gaston (the syllable emphasis isn't phased properly and i hate myself for it sorrynotsorry)
'Stead of parties he's actually fiiiiine with waiiiiitingggggg

Boy whadda guyyyyy, (Less people dieeeee) Gastoooonnnnnnn!
Is this original work?
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote:
troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:31 pm Gaston: Who does she think she is?! that girl has tangled with
The wrong man! No one gets within 6 feet of Gaston!

LeFou: Heh heh. Darn right.

Gaston: Approached! Not disinfected, publicly contaminated....
Why, it's more than I can bear.

LeFou: More beer?

Gaston: What for? The alcohol content's not high enough to disinfect anything! I'm a liability to the immunocompromised.

LeFou: Who, you? Never Gaston! You've got to pull yourself together!

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one cleans like Gaston
quarantines like Gaston
no one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston

There was never a person so cleanly,
with considerate caution to spare,
With the grocery store shelves lying empty (aware of this horrible rhyme choice)
He offered his own rolls of TP to share

No one tries like Gaston
to be wise like Gaston
taking measures so nobody dies like Gaston
he’s an expert at socially iiiiisolating
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

When he was a boy he kept touching his face, spreading germs but unable to tell. But now that he's grown his hands stay in their place, reaching only for pumps of PURELLLLLLLL

Nooooo onnnnnneeeee
hides like Gaston
stays inside like Gaston
uses benzalkonium chloride like Gaston (the syllable emphasis isn't phased properly and i hate myself for it sorrynotsorry)
'Stead of parties he's actually fiiiiine with waiiiiitingggggg

Boy whadda guyyyyy, (Less people dieeeee) Gastoooonnnnnnn!
Is this original work?
Original from a friend of a friend, not my ass.
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wap wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:24 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:51 pm

:ohdang: who called in :therapist: ?
We could have used him here last night. :hue:
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razr390 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:29 pm
Apex wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:38 pm

Tacos in a quesadilla, or do you use the quesadilla as the taco shell?
Yes.
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Apex wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:51 pm :ohdang: who called in :therapist: ?
We could have used him here last night. :hue:
What happened last night?


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Desertbreh wrote:
Calvinball wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:17 pm :howdy:


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Nice to see you man. Family and work is number one, but you're one of the good guys.
Aw shucks, you really know how to make a girl blush, don’tcha.


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Desertbreh wrote: Is this original work?
Original from a friend of a friend, not my ass.
They did well. Can’t wait to sing that to my Disney loving wife.


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troyguitar wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:56 pm
Desertbreh wrote:
Is this original work?
Original from a friend of a friend, not my ass.
One never knows, you surprise me sometimes.
Detroit wrote:Buy 911s instead of diamonds.
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:37 pm
troyguitar wrote:Original from a friend of a friend, not my ass.
They did well. Can’t wait to sing that to my Disney loving wife.


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Calvinball wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:34 pm
wap wrote:
We could have used him here last night. :hue:
What happened last night?


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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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Calvinball wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:34 pm What happened last night?


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Apex told us why he doesn't drink. As it turns out it was more than building lean muscle mass.
Ahhh gotcha.


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