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Went and had a Nukular (:)) stress test done today on the treadmill. The meds were right so I was able to complete this one. Now I have radioactive pee for the next 72 hours.

Don't make me give you a golden shower of death.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:29 pm Went and had a Nukular (:)) stress test done today on the treadmill. The meds were right so I was able to complete this one. Now I have radioactive pee for the next 72 hours.

Don't make me give you a golden shower of death.
My friend Robert Kelly would like to know exactly what you took to make this fancy urine.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:29 pm Went and had a Nukular (:)) stress test done today on the treadmill. The meds were right so I was able to complete this one. Now I have radioactive pee for the next 72 hours.

Don't make me give you a golden shower of death.
:wtf:

collect that and make a homebrew nuke fusion reactor :nuke:
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:33 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:29 pm Went and had a Nukular (:)) stress test done today on the treadmill. The meds were right so I was able to complete this one. Now I have radioactive pee for the next 72 hours.

Don't make me give you a golden shower of death.
My friend Robert Kelly would like to know exactly what you took to make this fancy urine.
Oh shit... I literally had to force myself to not spit my drink on my computer.

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wap wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:41 pm Ugh.
3 hour meeting after lunch today. :disgust:
Gotta present KPI XL's. :disgust:
And sit through everyone else's KPI XL presentations - at least 8-9 others. :disgust:
Meeting ended up being only 2 hours. :fuckyeah:
My KPI XL's were well received. :fuckyeah:
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wap wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:41 pm Ugh.
3 hour meeting after lunch today. :disgust:
Gotta present KPI XL's. :disgust:
And sit through everyone else's KPI XL presentations - at least 8-9 others. :disgust:
Any update on the boss man?
Nada. :(

He was supposed to be in today's meeting, likely why it only took 2 hours instead of 3.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:27 pm
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Any update on the boss man?
His health is directly related to the quality of the KPI sheets that get presented. He's hanging on tight for this afternoon's meeting.
:lolol:

They went well so hopefully you're right!
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:22 pm
SAWCE wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:33 pm

My friend Robert Kelly would like to know exactly what you took to make this fancy urine.
Oh shit... I literally had to force myself to not spit my drink on my computer.

:lolol:
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Damn. Mom had what was supposed to be round 3 of 4 for chemo today. Doctor told her he wants her to do 3 more rounds now :( I’m hoping that means 3 more after today for 6 total instead of 3 additional rounds for 7 total.
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:05 pm Damn. Mom had what was supposed to be round 3 of 4 for chemo today. Doctor told her he wants her to do 3 more rounds now :( I’m hoping that means 3 more after today for 6 total instead of 3 additional rounds for 7 total.
Best of luck to mama :sawce: :(
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:12 pm Image


I thought this was just a funny meme, but it turns out it’s true and one brother is trying to sue the other so he can’t have sex since it technically without his consent. Rough.
So do they take huge dumps or twice as many regular sized ones? Couldn't the not gay one take laxatives all the time to keep the other from buttsexing? Who wipes the ass and how can you tell who shit?
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Tots and pears for Momma Sawce
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SAWCE wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 5:05 pm Damn. Mom had what was supposed to be round 3 of 4 for chemo today. Doctor told her he wants her to do 3 more rounds now :( I’m hoping that means 3 more after today for 6 total instead of 3 additional rounds for 7 total.
:sad: Damn dude, so sorry to hear about the hardship she's going through.
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wap wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:20 pm
wap wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:41 pm Ugh.
3 hour meeting after lunch today. :disgust:
Gotta present KPI XL's. :disgust:
And sit through everyone else's KPI XL presentations - at least 8-9 others. :disgust:
Meeting ended up being only 2 hours. :fuckyeah:
My KPI XL's were well received. :fuckyeah:
What is the XL portion of this?

For some reason, every time I hear "KPI" at work, I'm super :triggered: . I hate the damn business consultant speak so much.
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D Griff wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:48 am
wap wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:20 pm

Meeting ended up being only 2 hours. :fuckyeah:
My KPI XL's were well received. :fuckyeah:
What is the XL portion of this?

For some reason, every time I hear "KPI" at work, I'm super :triggered: . I hate the damn business consultant speak so much.
But KPIs matter :neek:
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D Griff wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:48 am
wap wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:20 pm

Meeting ended up being only 2 hours. :fuckyeah:
My KPI XL's were well received. :fuckyeah:
What is the XL portion of this?

For some reason, every time I hear "KPI" at work, I'm super :triggered: . I hate the damn business consultant speak so much.
Just a couple of spreadsheets and accompanying charts that monitor, 1) the accuracy of our material location system and 2) the ratio of monthly inventory pounds on hand vs pounds shipped , with a goal to get to a certain number.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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D Griff wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:48 am
wap wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:20 pm

Meeting ended up being only 2 hours. :fuckyeah:
My KPI XL's were well received. :fuckyeah:
What is the XL portion of this?

For some reason, every time I hear "KPI" at work, I'm super :triggered: . I hate the damn business consultant speak so much.
:notwrong:
My current :trigger: is SWOT analysis. :disgust:
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:07 am
D Griff wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:48 am

What is the XL portion of this?

For some reason, every time I hear "KPI" at work, I'm super :triggered: . I hate the damn business consultant speak so much.
:notwrong:
My current :trigger: is SWOT analysis. :disgust:
That's my new on as well. For about 4 years everyone was so eager to find a need to mention KPIs, now this.

Goddamned lemmings.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:09 am
wap wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:07 am
:notwrong:
My current :trigger: is SWOT analysis. :disgust:
That's my new on as well. For about 4 years everyone was so eager to find a need to mention KPIs, now this.

Goddamned lemmings.
:dat: :rolleyes:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Real hit to the vape economy. :crang:
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:06 am
D Griff wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:48 am

What is the XL portion of this?

For some reason, every time I hear "KPI" at work, I'm super :triggered: . I hate the damn business consultant speak so much.
Just a couple of spreadsheets and accompanying charts that monitor, 1) the accuracy of our material location system and 2) the ratio of monthly inventory pounds on hand vs pounds shipped , with a goal to get to a certain number.
Oh, I forgot we were calling spreadsheets XLs now :lolol:
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D Griff wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:17 pm
wap wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:06 am

Just a couple of spreadsheets and accompanying charts that monitor, 1) the accuracy of our material location system and 2) the ratio of monthly inventory pounds on hand vs pounds shipped , with a goal to get to a certain number.
Oh, I forgot we were calling spreadsheets XLs now :lolol:
Should probably be added to the DFDictionary.
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wap wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2020 4:20 pm

Should probably be added to the DFDictionary.
:dat:

On it.
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Also, :howdy: peeps.
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