The only POWL that makes sense: How do you toast your bread?

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How do you toast your :bread: ?

I don't toast bread
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Over an open fire like a real man
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Blowtorch
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Pan fry
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Full size oven
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Toaster oven
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Toaster
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A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some :bread: in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......

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Irish wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:35 pm A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some :bread: in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......

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I think I'd have thrown out the crematorium as well.
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Irish wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:35 pm A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some :bread: in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......

holy mouse-o-caust batman
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:36 pm
Irish wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:35 pm A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some :bread: in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......

holy mouse-o-caust batman
I think I'd have thrown out the crematorium as well.
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It's the only move that would make sense.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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While I have toasted over an open fire while camping, I chose toaster oven since it's been decades since I've camped. :(
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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I don’t toast bread for breakfast, i eat oatmeal cereal every morning :sawce: style, fuck carbs
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Powl fail, I can't select two choices. Pan and toaster over depends on stuff
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:48 pm Powl fail, I can't select two choices. Pan and toaster over depends on stuff
Toaster all the powl’s!! :allthethings:
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Rare that I eat toast or bread, but when I do, it's usually with breakfast food and I'm going full :fatty: which means I'm pan toasting that bitch in the leftover bacon grease.
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Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:48 pm Powl fail, I can't select two choices. Pan and toaster over depends on stuff
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Irish wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:35 pm A few years back, we had a bit of rodent problem..... one day my wife popped some :bread: in the ole toaster oven... it was a few minutes until she heard the squeaky screams.......
In the aftermath, wifey was pretty traumatized......she made me throw out the toaster oven...... about 9 months later I brought a regular toaster back into the domicile......

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Holy shit. Mouse bread. :impressive:
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wap wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:27 pm While I have toasted over an open fire while camping, I chose toaster oven since it's been decades since I've camped. :(
My toaster doubles as a toaster oven with a little lever on the side :micdrop:
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Johnny_P wrote:
wap wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:27 pm While I have toasted over an open fire while camping, I chose toaster oven since it's been decades since I've camped. :(
My toaster doubles as a toaster oven with a little lever on the side :micdrop:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:20 pm
wap wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:27 pm While I have toasted over an open fire while camping, I chose toaster oven since it's been decades since I've camped. :(
My toaster doubles as a toaster oven with a little lever on the side :micdrop:
Yeah that was what mine was....before mouse-op-olypse 2016

What became of your mouse, Clarice? You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the mice. And you think if you just had cereal that morning, you could make them stop, don't you?
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:20 pm
wap wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:27 pm While I have toasted over an open fire while camping, I chose toaster oven since it's been decades since I've camped. :(
My toaster doubles as a toaster oven with a little lever on the side :micdrop:
Deetsandpics on this Transformers toaster that converts into a toaster oven.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Irish wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:34 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:20 pm

My toaster doubles as a toaster oven with a little lever on the side :micdrop:
Yeah that was what mine was....before mouse-op-olypse 2016

What became of your lamb, Clarice? You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the mice. And you think if you just had cereal that morning, you could make them stop, don't you?
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people who put two slices of bread in the full size oven to toast :dafuq: :wat: :gtfo:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:18 pm
Tarspin wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:48 pm Powl fail, I can't select two choices. Pan and toaster over depends on stuff
:wtf:
To busy to proof read. :aintcare:

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wap wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:51 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:20 pm

My toaster doubles as a toaster oven with a little lever on the side :micdrop:
Deetsandpics on this Transformers toaster that converts into a toaster oven.
:dat:

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[user not found] wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:44 am A powl where I can pick the type of toaster. :ohmy:
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:41 pm Rare that I eat toast or bread, but when I do, it's usually with breakfast food and I'm going full :fatty: which means I'm pan toasting that bitch in the leftover bacon grease.
:drool:

I'm going very low and carb right now and it's amazing how quickly my body is transforming. I may never eat the same again.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:41 pm Rare that I eat toast or bread, but when I do, it's usually with breakfast food and I'm going full :fatty: which means I'm pan toasting that bitch in the leftover bacon grease.
:drool:

I'm going very low and carb right now and it's amazing how quickly my body is transforming. I may never eat the same again.
I've been eating lo carb for about a year and a half now....with periodic breaks and cheat days......it's definately what's right for me...... however it doesn't transform me the way it did in my 30s.....



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