OT 16: A pirate's life for me!

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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:36 am I had a dream that I bought 2 bikes from a shop located in the middle of a lava flow. I was confused as to why I bought 2, as I only wanted one of them and didn't know how I would get both back on the plane with me. Then I took the redhead porn star cashier girl across the street to get a coffee where a bunch of flatbrim bros were drinking beers.

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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:37 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:13 pm

:lolol: no thanks. I'll have so many chemicals/narcotics/opioids in my system for the next few weeks that I don't want or need to add anything to the mix.
What sucks is that those edibles could probably replace the chemicals/narcotics/opioids...
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:01 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:38 am
I took 3 weeks between job when I transitioned in March. I didn't go anywhere or do anything in particular other than stuff around the house and whatnot. Did wonders for my being. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how good it feels to slow down and focus on yourself a bit.
Can't really do anything around the house either, until my sternum heals up, but yea, I hope it feels good to just veg for a few weeks. It'll certainly be something new for me as I can never sit still for more than a few hours or so. We'll see...
This is the only circumstance I can think of where I could get good at video games. Time for a PS4 and Red Dead Redemption.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:02 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:01 pm

Can't really do anything around the house either, until my sternum heals up, but yea, I hope it feels good to just veg for a few weeks. It'll certainly be something new for me as I can never sit still for more than a few hours or so. We'll see...
This is the only circumstance I can think of where I could get good at video games. Time for a PS4 and Red Dead Redemption.
This is an excellent idea.
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World of Warcraft Classic (re-)launches in August. Party like it's 2004!
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:07 pm World of Warcraft Classic (re-)launches in August. Party like it's 2004!
One of my buddies has been talking about that.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:06 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:02 pm

This is the only circumstance I can think of where I could get good at video games. Time for a PS4 and Red Dead Redemption.
This is an excellent idea.
Throw in a few edibles and its Ron Spicoli
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:39 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:06 pm
This is an excellent idea.
Throw in a few edibles and its Ron Spicoli
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:37 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:13 pm

:lolol: no thanks. I'll have so many chemicals/narcotics/opioids in my system for the next few weeks that I don't want or need to add anything to the mix.
What sucks is that those edibles could probably replace the chemicals/narcotics/opioids...
Probably some, but not the anesthetic that they'll use to put me under on Monday. It stays in your system for quite a while and I want it out as quickly as possible.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:37 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:18 pm

i'm contemplating on getting edibles myself before I head to Turkey so I can relax my head, but I feel like it's too risky to put it in my luggage. So most likely :nope:
Yea....I wouldn't mess with bringing anything like that through the airport. It's still a serious Federal thing.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:02 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:01 pm

Can't really do anything around the house either, until my sternum heals up, but yea, I hope it feels good to just veg for a few weeks. It'll certainly be something new for me as I can never sit still for more than a few hours or so. We'll see...
This is the only circumstance I can think of where I could get good at video games. Time for a PS4 and Red Dead Redemption.
That would be a 5/7 idea if I was the LEAST interested in that shit. The only computer game I (still) play is Age of Empires :lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Desertbreh wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:39 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:06 pm
This is an excellent idea.
Throw in a few edibles and its Ron Spicoli
:lol: :lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:53 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:37 pm
What sucks is that those edibles could probably replace the chemicals/narcotics/opioids...
Probably some, but not the anesthetic that they'll use to put me under on Monday. It stays in your system for quite a while and I want it out as quickly as possible.
Ohhhhh that chemical. Yea, fuck that shit.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:03 pm
wap wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:53 pm

Probably some, but not the anesthetic that they'll use to put me under on Monday. It stays in your system for quite a while and I want it out as quickly as possible.
Ohhhhh that chemical. Yea, fuck that shit.
:dat:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:37 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:18 pm

i'm contemplating on getting edibles myself before I head to Turkey so I can relax my head, but I feel like it's too risky to put it in my luggage. So most likely :nope:
Yea....I wouldn't mess with bringing anything like that through the airport. It's still a serious Federal thing.
:dat: not worth the risk.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:07 am Wtf. Got followed on IG by some 16 year old girl with a JL. Must be nice. Most of her pics are her in tiny ass clothes... why aren’t your parents monitoring your internet use!?
They probably don't have a clue nor they :aintcare: what she posts, and whats the IG? One of my friends in Turkey whose 29 (yess 29) refuses to post any of her pics with bikinis on IG, because of her dad, even though they are not conservatives by any means.
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troyguitar wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:03 am
Detroit wrote: I don't understand the world anymore.
Depends... Is she hot?
She’s 17.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Its hard out here to live the gainz life
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:57 pm Its hard out here to live the gainz life
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I had several bags like this for my trip to Florida.

2 labeled as protein
1 labeled as carbs
1 labeled as intra-workout
1 labeled as pre-workout

They all made it through just fine :fuckyeah:
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:54 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:37 pm
Yea....I wouldn't mess with bringing anything like that through the airport. It's still a serious Federal thing.
:dat:
Yeah, i'll take murican prison over turkish prison. Theres actually a turkish show that takes place in a womens prison, they shave girls hair and squeeze pliers on fingers, it was hell.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:57 pm Its hard out here to live the gainz life
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I had several bags like this for my trip to Florida.

2 labeled as protein
1 labeled as carbs
1 labeled as intra-workout
1 labeled as pre-workout

They all made it through just fine :fuckyeah:
:alpo: and they have dogs too who are trained to spot coke, bombs and such.
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