OT 16: A pirate's life for me!

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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:28 am
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:dat:
And fucking putting shit away after you finish using it. Hair brushes, toothpaste, deodorant, make up, etc, all belong elsewhere other than on the counter when you're done with them. :mad:

Man, I wish we had 2 sinks in our bathroom.
No, No, No..

She's just going to need all that stuff tomorrow. Might as well leave the cabinet and mirror/medicine cabinets open too.

I've come home and seriously thought someone ransacked just her bathroom and decided to give up on robbing us.
:triggered:
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:37 am
wap wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:23 am

:word:

Don't you have a cleaning lady :doe: ? Or would this just help with things like :doge: hair between real cleanings?

Edit, do you even have a :doge: ? For some reason I thought you did...
We have a service that comes once a week. This is to keep tidy between.

I do have a :doge: - he doesn't shed so the real mess is the kids.
Ah, so the kids shed. Got it.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:01 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:28 am

No, No, No..

She's just going to need all that stuff tomorrow. Might as well leave the cabinet and mirror/medicine cabinets open too.

I've come home and seriously thought someone ransacked just her bathroom and decided to give up on robbing us.
This is Michelle’s thought process. “Why put away my straightener if I’m just going to pull it out tomorrow again?” Because it takes half a goddamn second to do and makes the place look much nicer. Yet she complains when I leave bags of protein or other supplements on the kitchen counter because “they’re ugly” :rolleyes: wimmen mang.
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I am never going to invite [user not found] inside my house. :lol:
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wap wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:41 am

:hue:
Why is it that women do that to their bathrooms? Mine leaves the sink looking like a mini tornado swept through, and we share the same sink. :(
Actually I was more :triggered: by the wad of female head hair between the seat and the toilet tank.

:disgust:
Yeah.... I’m done fighting that battle with her. I keep my bathroom clean and she can follow suite in hers or just live in filth :thisisfine:

Once a week or every other week I’ll actually clean it for her on a weekend, but man it’d be nice if she’d do some light maintenance between those times.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:25 pm Also, was great to :dock: with :massles: over a couple beers and some tacos.

Sadly, my flight home was one minute shy of being a total disaster. Initial flight out of SD departed 2 hours late, which put me at the terminal in Vegas 2 minutes after the gates closed for my connection. I was able to get the flight attendant to move me closer to the front of the plane for when we landed... and I was off like a shot once I got through the door of the plane.

I had to sprint the half mile from Terminal A to Terminal B, slaloming humans like autocross cones - and then once I arrived at the gate, demand that I be let on the plane, along with the 3 others that were running behind me.

Fuck Spirit.
Ugh. Glad you made it at least.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:25 pm

Fuck Spirit.
The public bus of the sky
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Fly Spirit once and you'll never make that mistake again.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:53 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:52 pm Fly Spirit once and you'll never make that mistake again.
Fly Spirit twice and you'll want to burn the whole world to the ground.
Yea...there shouldn't be a second time.

We did it once, and never ever will again. I don't care how "cheap" it is.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:53 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:52 pm Fly Spirit once and you'll never make that mistake again.
Fly Spirit twice and you'll want to burn the whole world to the ground.
But on the 3rd flight you'll remember how much money you saved.

And book the 4th.
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dubshow wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:05 pm
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:53 pm

Fly Spirit twice and you'll want to burn the whole world to the ground.
But on the 3rd flight you'll remember how much money you saved.

And book the 4th.
But you don't save money.

Unless you give zero fucks about where you sit or who with, bring absolutely nothing with you, and enjoy being treated like cattle, it's really not a deal.
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wap wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:41 am

:hue:
Why is it that women do that to their bathrooms? Mine leaves the sink looking like a mini tornado swept through, and we share the same sink. :(
Actually I was more :triggered: by the wad of female head hair between the seat and the toilet tank.

:disgust:
:wat:
:gag:
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Detroit wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:07 pm
But you don't save money.

Unless you give zero fucks about where you sit or who with, bring absolutely nothing with you, and enjoy being treated like cattle, it's really not a deal.
Actually, the immediate customer facing staff I interacted with - they were all fantastic.

Spirit sent me a survey to ask about how my flight went. I sent them this after giving it a 1 out of 10.
The flight attendant on my flight from SD to LAS was particularly helpful in allowing me to switch to a seat closer to the front of the plane, so that when we did finally land (2 minutes past the gate closing time for my connecting flight) - I was able to get off the plane quicker and sprint to the terminal a half mile away.

Additionally, the staff at the gate in San Diego was particularly fantastic at keeping us updated on the delayed flight to Las Vegas.

YOUR IMMEDIATE CUSTOMER-FACING STAFF IS THE ONLY REASON I GIVE THIS EXPERIENCE A 1 AND NOT A 0.

In all honesty, though - I will choose to avoid flying Spirit for the foreseeable future. When you've taken the time to schedule out flights, you've arrived to the airport on time and ahead of schedule, and have your things in order... the least you can expect is that the airline you've chosen also has their affairs in order. And it's very clear that Spirit does not.
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6 mo dental cleaning this morning. Hygenist was :boner:

:tits: :datass: super sweet. Really got my morning started off nice.

:howdy:
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:49 am 6 mo dental cleaning this morning. Hygenist was :boner:

:tits: :datass: super sweet. Really got my morning started off nice.

:howdy:
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:49 am 6 mo dental cleaning this morning. Hygenist was :boner:

:tits: :datass: super sweet. Really got my morning started off nice.

:howdy:
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wap wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:38 am:hai:
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:49 am 6 mo dental cleaning this morning. Hygenist was :boner:

:tits: :datass: super sweet. Really got my morning started off nice.

:howdy:
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Bro, you know how we roll here...
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Hot as ballz this week, and humid, too. Our annual company picnic is this Friday and the forecast calls for 99F. :nope:

At least the food is good :doe:
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Apex wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:42 am
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Bro, you know how we roll here...
I expect nothing less.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:41 am
:lolol:
Bro, you know how we roll here...
:dat:
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wap wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:42 am Hot as ballz this week, and humid, too. Our annual company picnic is this Friday and the forecast calls for 99F. :nope:

At least the food is good :doe:
Yea...same here. We're going camping this weekend too.

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