OT 16: A pirate's life for me!

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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:24 pm Fake airboat food tonight. :fatty:

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Those sausages are :drool:
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Anyone here get massages? Might book one soon, but I never know what to tip. 20% like a restaurant? Is that just a standard tip amount across most services? $90 for 90 minute massage. Was thinking $20 should be a good tip, yeah?
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:24 pm Fake airboat food tonight. :fatty:

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Aldi rice and beans + Walmart sausages = :scrooge: :fatty: :drool:

I'm sure it's :disgust: :wrong: but I think it tastes great.
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:29 pm Anyone here get massages? Might book one soon, but I never know what to tip. 20% like a restaurant? Is that just a standard tip amount across most services? $90 for 90 minute massage. Was thinking $20 should be a good tip, yeah?
That's what I do.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:31 pm
Detroit wrote: :triggered:
Aldi rice and beans + Walmart sausages = :scrooge: :fatty: :drool:

I'm sure it's :disgust: :wrong: but I think it tastes great.
Aldi has some outstanding deals. We've been shopping there a lot lately.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:31 pm
Detroit wrote: :triggered:
Aldi rice and beans + Walmart sausages = :scrooge: :fatty: :drool:

I'm sure it's :disgust: :wrong: but I think it tastes great.


That is all that matters.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:33 pm
troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:31 pm Aldi rice and beans + Walmart sausages = :scrooge: :fatty: :drool:

I'm sure it's :disgust: :wrong: but I think it tastes great.


That is all that matters.
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Must be authentic to be good, bro.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:32 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:29 pm Anyone here get massages? Might book one soon, but I never know what to tip. 20% like a restaurant? Is that just a standard tip amount across most services? $90 for 90 minute massage. Was thinking $20 should be a good tip, yeah?
That's what I do.
Nice. Thanks.

Couples massage next time you come out here? :hubba:
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I don't like massages. I can't relax. I don't really care for being touched by a stranger like that :doe:

I am weird.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:37 pm I don't like massages. I can't relax. I don't really care for being touched by a stranger like that :doe:

I am weird.
I feel like that pretty normal. They have to tell me not to tense up occasionally.

This is going to be more sport specific and use tools to scrape up and break down some scar tissue in my back..


But also, take a small hit of weed or like 1/4 of a gummy before you go. Enough to relax you without having too many side effects of being high.
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:35 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:32 pm

That's what I do.
Nice. Thanks.

Couples massage next time you come out here? :hubba:
I do it about 3 times a year and only with the woman of course? Usually when we're staying at some :waxer: hotel on vacation or something. The Agua Caliente casino on the 10 has an EXCELLENT spa... https://www.hotwatercasino.com/spa.

I used to think massages were :gay: but then I got old.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 3:42 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:49 pm

just a lot of people who may have an altercation with me will be scared or walk away when I simply just have it shown, which is typically a common behavior.
Or some gang banger or other type of individual who does not value human life or their freedom will escalate on you and shoot you full of holes. Do you have nothing to lose? Your comments on road rage and guns are...........retarded. IRL, bandying about a firearm like are some sort of tough guy will get you killed, imprisoned, or both.
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Plus, brandishing a firearm can be a wobbler in some areas and get you charged with a felony.

Best to be legal, carry concealed with a permit if required and never show your weapon unless you know you can defend your actions in court without fear of a jury finding you acted inappropriately in any way.
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:39 pm
Detroit wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:37 pm I don't like massages. I can't relax. I don't really care for being touched by a stranger like that :doe:

I am weird.
I feel like that pretty normal. They have to tell me not to tense up occasionally.

This is going to be more sport specific and use tools to scrape up and break down some scar tissue in my back..


But also, take a small hit of weed or like 1/4 of a gummy before you go. Enough to relax you without having too many side effects of being high.
This makes sense.

Perhaps a relaxation aide would be a good idea. I don't really feel the "need" for a massage :doe: Wife loves them and would love for me to go with her for some reason, so maybe the next vacation I'll try it.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:40 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:35 pm

Nice. Thanks.

Couples massage next time you come out here? :hubba:
I do it about 3 times a year and only with the woman of course? Usually when we're staying at some :waxer: hotel on vacation or something. The Agua Caliente casino on the 10 has an EXCELLENT spa... https://www.hotwatercasino.com/spa.

I used to think massages were :gay: but then I got old.
:lolol:

I love that the url translates Espanol into English. Damned gringos.
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Detroit wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:37 pm I don't like massages. I can't relax. I don't really care for being touched by a stranger like that :doe:

I am weird.
Well you pick a female, not a dood. I've gone into massages with a pretty good shine on before.....fell asleep in the middle of it!
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 3:42 pm

Or some gang banger or other type of individual who does not value human life or their freedom will escalate on you and shoot you full of holes. Do you have nothing to lose? Your comments on road rage and guns are...........retarded. IRL, bandying about a firearm like are some sort of tough guy will get you killed, imprisoned, or both.
:dat:

Plus, brandishing a firearm can be a wobbler in some areas and get you charged with a felony.

Best to be legal, carry concealed with a permit if required and never show your weapon unless you know you can defend your actions in court without fear of a jury finding you acted inappropriately in any way.
Which is a pretty high bar.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
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I’ll let either massage me. Females good for Swedish massage and more relaxing stuff like that, but if I’m going deep tissue or have an issue I want worked out I’ll take a burly ass dude digging his elbow into my back.
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:51 pm I’ll let either massage me. Females good for Swedish massage and more relaxing stuff like that, but if I’m going deep tissue or have an issue I want worked out I’ll take a burly ass dude digging his elbow into my back.
Eh, I always do deep tissue with the chicks.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:56 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:51 pm I’ll let either massage me. Females good for Swedish massage and more relaxing stuff like that, but if I’m going deep tissue or have an issue I want worked out I’ll take a burly ass dude digging his elbow into my back.
Eh, I always do deep tissue with the chicks.
Fine.

My one buddy always tries to book online with “hot” chicks. :butwhy: they aren’t gonna fuck you and that’s one situation where I really don’t want to have to worry about popping a :boner:
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:01 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:56 pm

Eh, I always do deep tissue with the chicks.
Fine.

My one buddy always tries to book online with “hot” chicks. :butwhy: they aren’t gonna fuck you and that’s one situation where I really don’t want to have to worry about popping a :boner:
Yeah it's not going to turn into a porno scene. Nonetheless with a dude I feel like I'm getting medical treatment, the chick makes it more......"luxurious?" IDK. I haven't randomly popped a boner for quite some time now.

Only once have I ever "hit it off" with a massage giver to an extent where I would think about crossing the professional boundary and asking for her number......but by that time I was already IAR.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:19 pm

Yeah it's not going to turn into a porno scene. Nonetheless with a dude I feel like I'm getting medical treatment, the chick makes it more......"luxurious?" IDK. I haven't randomly popped a boner for quite some time now.

Only once have I ever "hit it off" with a massage giver to an extent where I would think about crossing the professional boundary and asking for her number......but by that time I was already IAR.
Well, you're also not on the sawce.

I feel random boners come far easier when you've got the T levels of a seven nation army coursing through your veins.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:19 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:01 pm

Fine.

My one buddy always tries to book online with “hot” chicks. :butwhy: they aren’t gonna fuck you and that’s one situation where I really don’t want to have to worry about popping a :boner:
Yeah it's not going to turn into a porno scene. Nonetheless with a dude I feel like I'm getting medical treatment, the chick makes it more......"luxurious?" IDK. I haven't randomly popped a boner for quite some time now.

Only once have I ever "hit it off" with a massage giver to an extent where I would think about crossing the professional boundary and asking for her number......but by that time I was already IAR.
Agreed, and that’s why I pick the masseuse based on what I want. I don’t need my deep tissue massage and graston scraping feeling luxurious. Make it hurt as much as it needs to to get my shit working again.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:24 pm Fake airboat food tonight. :fatty:

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that is not what new orleans style red beans and rice looks like
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