OT 16: A pirate's life for me!

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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:29 pm
troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:24 pm Fake airboat food tonight. :fatty:

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:lolol:

that is not what new orleans style red beans and rice looks like
Yeah, 750mg of salt is some :pussy: shit.
Real airboat food has 750lbs of :salt:
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SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:31 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:29 pm

:lolol:

that is not what new orleans style red beans and rice looks like
Yeah, 750mg of salt is some :pussy: shit.
Real airboat food has 750lbs of :salt:
If you BP does not go up from looking at it you are doing it wrong

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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:37 pm
SAWCE wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:31 pm

Yeah, 750mg of salt is some :pussy: shit.
Real airboat food has 750lbs of :salt:
If you BP does not go up from looking at it you are doing it wrong

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5/7 would eat that.
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Had a solid cheat meal last night. About 10oz of petite sirloin steak, grabbed a sourdough baguette and toasted that up with some butter and garlic, then I grabbed a box of day old donut bars for $2 and had two of the 6 of those. They were much more stale than I expected or I would have eaten at least a third one.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:29 pm
troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:24 pm Fake airboat food tonight. :fatty:

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that is not what new orleans style red beans and rice looks like
Finally, an expert chimes in on the lack of authenticity of Troy's meal.
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:47 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:29 pm

:lolol:

that is not what new orleans style red beans and rice looks like
Finally, an expert chimes in on the lack of authenticity of Troy's meal.
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Troy: Next time you "eat what you enjoy".........and what you enjoy is New Orleans style beans and rice with BROWN RICE........probably best to just kill yourself.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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troyguitar wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:45 pm Om nom nom

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I'd eat this tbh
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Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:49 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:42 pm

:dat:

Plus, brandishing a firearm can be a wobbler in some areas and get you charged with a felony.

Best to be legal, carry concealed with a permit if required and never show your weapon unless you know you can defend your actions in court without fear of a jury finding you acted inappropriately in any way.
Which is a pretty high bar.
Yes.

Basically what they tell you in every CCW certification class is: See a robbery? Be a good witness for the police report later, not an involved party now. You should only resort to drawing your weapon when you know you're going to die if you don't.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:42 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:49 pm

Which is a pretty high bar.
Yes.

Basically what they tell you in every CCW certification class is: See a robbery? Be a good witness for the police report later, not an involved party now. You should only resort to drawing your weapon when you know you're going to die if you don't.
I like this a lot.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Morning all.

Thinking about Wap, hope he's recovering quickly!
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:07 am Morning all.

Thinking about Wap, hope he's recovering quickly!
:dat:

Much :wub: for our Grand Fap!
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Waze has new mood's and voices with the most recent update, including Cookie Monster. Obviously I had to switch to them for mah :truk:
Many lulz. "Police reported ahead, do you think they want a cookie?"
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Apex wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:09 am Waze has new mood's and voices with the most recent update, including Cookie Monster. Obviously I had to switch to them for mah :truk:
Many lulz. "Police reported ahead, do you think they want a cookie?"
:lolol:

I'll need to check that out.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Thought I saw Max and azn in punta Cana. Guy had super thick eastern euro accent. Azn had massive bolt ons and was a nurse.

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Must be an alternate universe.

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I saw an IG couple. Was hilarious. Chick is okay but she def got herself a man dime. The amount of photos that poor guy had to take for her to review. I swear it was a 30 min session and she spent the rest of day manicuring her social media posts. The same pose over and over.

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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:07 am Morning all.

Thinking about Wap, hope he's recovering quickly!
:dat:

Much :wub: for our Grand Fap!
I came in just to check on the ole :wap:

Best recovery wishes from a guy in a third world country.

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Dat Instagram boyfriend doe :lol:
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When we went to Puerto Rico in February, we ran into some Instagram people. Some chick and 5 of her friends (3 dudes and 3 chicks total). They were everything that's wrong with society, the entire time taking photos (same pose over and over), living life through the phone, paying zero real attention to the surroundings. The resort we were at was really nice, and they barely used it. Just bossed around the poor staff treating them like slaves "Do you know who I am?" type shit.

I don't want to live life through a phone. It's ridiculous.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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In fact, if I was on Instagram, I would purposely avoid companies that pay people to sell their shit. It's promoting terrible behavior.

Wife enjoys trolling people. I was drinking scotch last night, Balvenie 12...nothing special. She takes a photo of the glass and does all these filters on it so it looks :neat: Then says "Really enjoying this Balvenie 25 #with #a #bunch #of #hashtags".

I told her it was a 12 and she asked "would the 25 really look any different?" Very few actually live the life they portray.

:rolleyes: :lolol:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:34 am In fact, if I was on Instagram, I would purposely avoid companies that pay people to sell their shit. It's promoting terrible behavior.

Wife enjoys trolling people. I was drinking scotch last night, Balvenie 12...nothing special. She takes a photo of the glass and does all these filters on it so it looks :neat: Then says "Really enjoying this Balvenie 25 #with #a #bunch #of #hashtags".

I told her it was a 12 and she asked "would the 25 really look any different?" Very few actually live the life they portray.

:rolleyes: :lolol:
bold = :notwrong:

but fuck all that noise and fuck instagram
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Detroit wrote:In fact, if I was on Instagram, I would purposely avoid companies that pay people to sell their shit. It's promoting terrible behavior.

Wife enjoys trolling people. I was drinking scotch last night, Balvenie 12...nothing special. She takes a photo of the glass and does all these filters on it so it looks :neat: Then says "Really enjoying this Balvenie 25 #with #a #bunch #of #hashtags".

I told her it was a 12 and she asked "would the 25 really look any different?" Very few actually live the life they portray.

:rolleyes: Imageol:
I mean, I'd rather get paid to have fun than to do real work... But it requires social skills that I don't have. :eeyore:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:42 am
Detroit wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:34 am In fact, if I was on Instagram, I would purposely avoid companies that pay people to sell their shit. It's promoting terrible behavior.

Wife enjoys trolling people. I was drinking scotch last night, Balvenie 12...nothing special. She takes a photo of the glass and does all these filters on it so it looks :neat: Then says "Really enjoying this Balvenie 25 #with #a #bunch #of #hashtags".

I told her it was a 12 and she asked "would the 25 really look any different?" Very few actually live the life they portray.

:rolleyes: :lolol:
bold = :notwrong:

but fuck all that noise and fuck instagram
You should create an instagram account for your HOA and only post red doors on it.
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