Man fuck people.Detroit wrote: ↑Thu Feb 21, 2019 3:55 pm Fun story from the trip...
When we got to the airport last week, covered parking was full. There was one spot, and it was empty because someone parked their mini van ON the line. My dad looked and determined he could park there, so he did. Set it perfectly between the lines, but kind of screwed over the mini van. He took a photo for the lolz.
Got back to the car last night, noticed a note on the windshield "thanks for parking like an DBAG <3 Blue mini van". Whatever.
Start the car and smell gas really bad, whatever.
Pull out of the spot and get down to the exit, still smelling gas. Dad pulls over and somehow some one (probably <3 Blue van bitch) pulled the return fuel line under the car. Fuel was spewing everywhere.
Shut the car off, call airport police and they come by. Dad showed his lolz pic of the parking job (which had the partial license plate of the van in it) to police. Officer pulled it up and found there was only one van that model and color with that partial plate in the database. He also took a picture of the note they left, and our statement.
Meanwhile, Airport parking people are full that we just sprayed fuel all over the parking garage. They're going to look at surveillance tapes and likely go after them for clean up costs.
I crawled under the car and it looked like they used something to pry the line apart at a slip connect fitting using the feed line as leverage. I just pushed the line back together at the fitting, started the car and no leaks. We drove it home on side roads just in case but with no leaks, dad's getting the car on his lift today to verify damage.
Fortunate that it doesn't seem like anything costly, and they didn't ding the door which blew our minds, but who does that in the dead of winter in Michigan? It's a sad individual who would take the time to do that after THEY were the ones that parked like an ass to begin with. World needs a plague.
I had a similar incident here that I think I posted before. Get to a parking lot, see one open corner space, spot next to it the CUV was over the line into this spot. Said "fuck it" and JEEPLYFE parked right up against the curb on the drivers side. I would have had to open my door into bushes, but I was parked in my spot and not over the line like he was.
Dudebro rushes out of the little eatery he was ask raging asking if I was really going to park like that and block him from getting into his car. I just looked back and forth between him and his car a few times and pointed out that he was the one who had fucked up.
Ended with him apologizing after I got out the Jeep when he tried walking up to my door.