KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:23 amI wish these guys would do home schooled shootings instead.troyguitar wrote: ↑Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:03 pm This is pretty much across the street from our house:
https://www.kentucky.com/news/local/edu ... 91845.html
That's two birds with one stone. 1. Eradicate crotchfruit of crazy people. 2. The crazy shooters go to jail or die without doing any real damage.
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Tarspin wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:14 pm Update on the snip-snip:
I thought my ruptured since I was finally not in pain but muh ball sack seemed like it had new fluid in there. Felt around a bit and the jizz gland on each ball is still fully inflated. Good news
After one week of blue-balling it I am starting to think this was a bad idea. I wasn't made to absorb my indefinitely.
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wap wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:25 pmTarspin wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:14 pm Update on the snip-snip:
I thought my ruptured since I was finally not in pain but muh ball sack seemed like it had new fluid in there. Felt around a bit and the jizz gland on each ball is still fully inflated. Good news
After one week of blue-balling it I am starting to think this was a bad idea. I wasn't made to absorb my indefinitely.
No. I was trolling you. That's the reason I would just give people something I wanted them to have, like the R. That way I wouldn't be upset if they did something I disagreed with, like donating to Erdogan...etc.MexicanYarisTK wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:04 pmI dont need to do that, he’s a thief, so there’s no difference.
But if I won 50 billion, I’d help with campaigning the other party
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Lol i got you, but since I can’t technically sue erdogan to get kicked out of his current position, its better to invest to the opposition company that can help him kicked out and MAKE TURKEY GREAT AGAINKYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:21 pmNo. I was trolling you. That's the reason I would just give people something I wanted them to have, like the R. That way I wouldn't be upset if they did something I disagreed with, like donating to Erdogan...etc.MexicanYarisTK wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:04 pm
I dont need to do that, he’s a thief, so there’s no difference.
But if I won 50 billion, I’d help with campaigning the other party
Nephew of a a few first gen immigrant on DFD, resident turk, and ex nazi egg lover now driving a middle class mom mobile.
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Drive carefully.
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fucking hell doing the bills is depresing these days
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If only I was a real enthusiast. I'd throw the winters on for the morning, then swap em out for the summers in the work parking lot. Drive home, and swap them back to the winters for the morning commute.
It's the only way.
The winter tires have such little grip it's not even funny. Tirerack tested both tires on F30 328i's.
50-0 stopping distance
Dunlop Sport Maxx RT: 78' dry / 93' wet
Michelin X-ice Xi3: 93' dry / 131' wet
So I try to avoid using them until it's absolutely necessary.
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Who has a 2 page resume? Do you have it set up in bullet format or paragraph style? And I'm guessing leave non-work-related interests off it?
Been forever since I've updated mine and it reads like a college resume right now.
Been forever since I've updated mine and it reads like a college resume right now.
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I am interested in this as well. I wanna be prepared for whatever bullshit changes happen to my place ahead of time.
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Yeah I'm out of touch with the professional world on this matter. I only ever hire college students / 1-2 year experience type people so I have no idea.datgrundle wrote: ↑Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:52 amI am interested in this as well. I wanna be prepared for whatever bullshit changes happen to my place ahead of time.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:05 amI have mine in bullet style.
Keep it concise, relevant, and one page is best unless you have a really good reason for going to 2.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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And my dumbass decided to run last night. I am congested.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I would try to make a “condensed” resume of your most stand-outish experience that you wanna put forth.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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I guess I could do that. I have 5 separate positions to put on there though, each with multiple large projects that I'd want to note if I'm getting into a capital construction / project management position. Been working for 10 years now, plenty to talk about