OT 15: New Year, New Poo

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KYGTIGuy wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:23 am
troyguitar wrote: Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:03 pm This is pretty much across the street from our house:

https://www.kentucky.com/news/local/edu ... 91845.html

:wtf: :butwhy: :disgust:
I wish these guys would do home schooled shootings instead.

That's two birds with one stone. 1. Eradicate crotchfruit of crazy people. 2. The crazy shooters go to jail or die without doing any real damage.









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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Tarspin wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:14 pm Update on the snip-snip:

I thought my :balls: ruptured since I was finally not in pain but muh ball sack seemed like it had new fluid in there. Felt around a bit and the jizz gland on each ball is still fully inflated. Good news 😬

After one week of blue-balling it I am starting to think this was a bad idea. I wasn't made to absorb my :jizz: indefinitely. :disgust:
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wap wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:25 pm
Tarspin wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:14 pm Update on the snip-snip:

I thought my :balls: ruptured since I was finally not in pain but muh ball sack seemed like it had new fluid in there. Felt around a bit and the jizz gland on each ball is still fully inflated. Good news 😬

After one week of blue-balling it I am starting to think this was a bad idea. I wasn't made to absorb my :jizz: indefinitely. :disgust:
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:04 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 5:15 pm

Donation to Erdodans re-election campaign
I dont need to do that, he’s a thief, so there’s no difference. :lolol:

But if I won 50 billion, I’d help with campaigning the other party
No. I was trolling you. That's the reason I would just give people something I wanted them to have, like the R. That way I wouldn't be upset if they did something I disagreed with, like donating to Erdogan...etc.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:21 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:04 pm

I dont need to do that, he’s a thief, so there’s no difference. :lolol:

But if I won 50 billion, I’d help with campaigning the other party
No. I was trolling you. That's the reason I would just give people something I wanted them to have, like the R. That way I wouldn't be upset if they did something I disagreed with, like donating to Erdogan...etc.
Lol i got you, but since I can’t technically sue erdogan to get kicked out of his current position, its better to invest to the opposition company that can help him kicked out and MAKE TURKEY GREAT AGAIN
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dubshow wrote: Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:23 pm Met a pretty cool :mahtroy: going to Vegas. His name is Troy. Pretty cool. Hello Vegas.
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It's Monday and it was a blistering 32 degrees when I woke up this morning.
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It's Monday and it was a blistering 32 degrees when I woke up this morning.
I see that my :truk: tells me that there may be ice. :triggered:
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Drive carefully.
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Apex wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:36 am
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I see that my :truk: tells me that there may be ice. :triggered:
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Drive carefully.
Still summer tire season in the city :popcorn: Gonna be 63 tomorrow.
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Apex wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:36 am

:dat:

Drive carefully.
Still summer tire season in the city :popcorn: Gonna be 63 tomorrow.
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You're going to run over a school bus full of :baby: and nuns! Think of the horrors!
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Apex wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:13 am
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:05 am

Still summer tire season in the city :popcorn: Gonna be 63 tomorrow.
:triggered:

You're going to run over a school bus full of :baby: and nuns! Think of the horrors!
If only I was a real enthusiast. I'd throw the winters on for the morning, then swap em out for the summers in the work parking lot. Drive home, and swap them back to the winters for the morning commute.

It's the only way.

The winter tires have such little grip it's not even funny. Tirerack tested both tires on F30 328i's.
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So I try to avoid using them until it's absolutely necessary.
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Who has a 2 page resume? Do you have it set up in bullet format or paragraph style? And I'm guessing leave non-work-related interests off it?

Been forever since I've updated mine and it reads like a college resume right now.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:42 am Who has a 2 page resume? Do you have it set up in bullet format or paragraph style? And I'm guessing leave non-work-related interests off it?

Been forever since I've updated mine and it reads like a college resume right now.
I am interested in this as well. I wanna be prepared for whatever bullshit changes happen to my place ahead of time.
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datgrundle wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:52 am
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:42 am Who has a 2 page resume? Do you have it set up in bullet format or paragraph style? And I'm guessing leave non-work-related interests off it?

Been forever since I've updated mine and it reads like a college resume right now.
I am interested in this as well. I wanna be prepared for whatever bullshit changes happen to my place ahead of time.
Yeah I'm out of touch with the professional world on this matter. I only ever hire college students / 1-2 year experience type people so I have no idea.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:42 am Who has a 2 page resume? Do you have it set up in bullet format or paragraph style? And I'm guessing leave non-work-related interests off it?

Been forever since I've updated mine and it reads like a college resume right now.
I have mine in bullet style.

Keep it concise, relevant, and one page is best unless you have a really good reason for going to 2.
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Apex wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:46 am :howdy:

It's Monday and it was a blistering 32 degrees when I woke up this morning.
36 here

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And my dumbass decided to run last night. I am congested.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:42 am Who has a 2 page resume? Do you have it set up in bullet format or paragraph style? And I'm guessing leave non-work-related interests off it?

Been forever since I've updated mine and it reads like a college resume right now.
I would try to make a “condensed” resume of your most stand-outish experience that you wanna put forth.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:10 am
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:42 am Who has a 2 page resume? Do you have it set up in bullet format or paragraph style? And I'm guessing leave non-work-related interests off it?

Been forever since I've updated mine and it reads like a college resume right now.
I would try to make a “condensed” resume of your most stand-outish experience that you wanna put forth.
I guess I could do that. I have 5 separate positions to put on there though, each with multiple large projects that I'd want to note if I'm getting into a capital construction / project management position. Been working for 10 years now, plenty to talk about :iono:
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