OT 15: New Year, New Poo

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Apex wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:25 am
Johnny_P wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:24 am

I always thought "the heater" sounded like some sex act. "I gave her the heater last night."

Could be a thing.
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I’m in love again!

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Tarspin wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:52 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:44 am Just got another notice that they couldn't extract DNA from my sample.

That's 4 or 5 failed test with Ancestry and 23andMe.
Maybe you're dead inside. What are you sending? :jizz: ? Won't find any DNA here either!
You basically have to drool into a tube. Just saliva
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:02 am
Tarspin wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:52 am

Maybe you're dead inside. What are you sending? :jizz: ? Won't find any DNA here either!
You basically have to drool into a tube. Just saliva
Ahh I honestly thought it was a cheek swab.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:56 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:44 am Just got another notice that they couldn't extract DNA from my sample.

That's 4 or 5 failed test with Ancestry and 23andMe.
Weak DNA. Could be an advantage. Have you considered taking up serial killing?
I have. Good excuse to buy a bunch of tools too
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:12 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:02 am

You basically have to drool into a tube. Just saliva
Ahh I honestly thought it was a cheek swab.
There is a company that does it that way and others in my position have had success with the swab.
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I still wonder how accurate those tests are anyway.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:27 pm I may have a possibility that I’ll be the second guy on dfd with an azn lady friend, maybe... not trying to get my hopes up doe.
Pics.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:51 am
Barnes93cb wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:57 am Someone tell me I’m crazy or help me make sense of this.

I started my separation in January. Practically no contact since aside from two conversations. Each time she has been the only thing on my mind for a bit after.

I went to talk on Tuesday night with her. Since I’m moving and we still needed to talk face to face and finish sorting some belongings out.

What I expected to be 30 minutes was 3 hours of great conversation and some laughs. Come to find out she’s still willing to try and work things out. Granted I’m the one who ended it all. But I’m really torn. I’m moving half way across the county tomorrow for four years. And dont know how to handle my feelings. I miss so much about her. But I just don’t know if it’s loneliness. Or if it’s still love. We talked over text this evening. And I wanted it to continue and her not go to bed. The feelings I have are tearing me up.

I’m sure I sound like a little bitch. But I don’t know where to turn.
you are crazy, you ended it for a reason.
:dat: was my first thought, too.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:42 am
SAWCE wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:18 am

Yeah man I’m pumped. Little nervous for the individual posing routine, I need to start putting it together. I have the mandatory poses that we’ll all do together down, but I haven’t even started working on my routine other than picking out a song.
That you sing? This is like a Mr America show with a talent portion?
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:52 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:44 am Just got another notice that they couldn't extract DNA from my sample.

That's 4 or 5 failed test with Ancestry and 23andMe.
Maybe you're dead inside. What are you sending? :jizz: ? Won't find any DNA here either!
OR, more likely, he's an automaton.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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fledonfoot wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:09 am
Apex wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:03 am I tossed on the seat heater on my drive in this morning. :notbad: I love this time of year.
Public masturbation is easy when it’s still dark out.

Oh.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:45 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:51 am

you are crazy, you ended it for a reason.
:dat: was my first thought, too.
Yep. Loneliness can make you feel crazy things. And naturally there are redeeming qualities about her that you fell in love with in the first place. Still, your best bet is to stay the course and start fresh in your new area.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:12 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:44 am Just got another notice that they couldn't extract DNA from my sample.

That's 4 or 5 failed test with Ancestry and 23andMe.
well, you are half dog, sooooo
I am?
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Yeah. A single veteran n Texas should have it easy with women. Get a comfort women from South of the border and :aintcare:

Gotta buy a truck doe
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:01 pm Yeah. A single veteran n Texas should have it easy with women. Get a comfort women from South of the border and :aintcare:

Gotta buy a truck doe
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:01 pm Yeah. A single veteran n Texas should have it easy with women. Get a comfort women from South of the border and :aintcare:

Gotta buy a truck doe
Gun rack on the :meata: should get him some points at least.
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Fight the urge to get back with the old lady now. It may be that you just miss having pussy on demand. If you can get a new fling and new spank bank material I bet you will start to miss her less and be better off.

Need to take care of your head before anything is going to work, even with the perfect girl.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:56 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:12 am

well, you are half dog, sooooo
I am?
according to your avatar.
brain go brrrrrr
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:27 pm I may have a possibility that I’ll be the second guy on dfd with an azn lady friend, maybe... not trying to get my hopes up doe.
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Left one, she looks better in person doe

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She's the cuter of the two for sure. Get it mang.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:01 pm Yeah. A single veteran n Texas should have it easy with women. Get a comfort women from South of the border and :aintcare:

Gotta buy a truck doe
Gun rack on the :meata: should get him some points at least.
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SAWCE wrote:She's the cuter of the two for sure. Get it mang.
Tonights the 2nd date, taking her to a mexican restaurant.

We’ve been texting almost 2 weeks now, since we matched.

Edit: 3 weeks
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:08 pm
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:04 pm
wap wrote:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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