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WFM2018: THE POWL - It's time to choose who is the worst of us all!
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You just aren’t ripe yet, no biggie.Melon wrote:I say vote
Because I'm fucking terrible.
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That gif isBig Brain Bradley wrote:troyguitar wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:47 am I'm leaning toward currently for being all like "I won't change my life when comes, I'll still drive sports cars and do things! I'm not like everyone else in the history of the world!" and then going full and skipping out on TOTD+DFD.
I prefer to hang out with people that actually want to hang out, so I waited a few weeks and went to the smokey mountain crawl with my murderous car on used tires unsafely towing a clowns motorscotter.
I also go with my og forum friends a different time a year and i only get so much PTO, you know things those of us with actual jobs have to consider.
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You are a pretty bad forum member if you don’t even post anymore.Johnny_P wrote:Such conundrum. Many strong candidates. But some of the strongest aren't posting here anymore. So are they actually candidates? In that case I'd just vote Trump
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Calvinball wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:25 pmThat gif isBig Brain Bradley wrote:
I prefer to hang out with people that actually want to hang out, so I waited a few weeks and went to the smokey mountain crawl with my murderous car on used tires unsafely towing a clowns motorscotter.
I also go with my og forum friends a different time a year and i only get so much PTO, you know things those of us with actual jobs have to consider.
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Sure! Feelings are facts after all.Big Brain Bradley wrote:
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:52 am Attention miscreants, fools, and trolls... the time is here to choose the worst one of us all. Please read from the arguments below, and choose your worst choice.
You will have one week from now to choose, and re-choose, and there can be only one. So, choose and re-choose wisely.
To those just tuning in, you may need some context: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=677
Here are your nominations:
Max225: - The king of the undertired and overcompensating sport sedans of the world, he's our resident AZN poon slayer and semitic anti-semite.
Big Brain Bradley: aka Bradfax - Master of salt, deliverer of fax and the one man who thinks he has the divine right to opine, he is a deserter of DFD, and hater of river rock.
Dubshow: - Salty airboat captain of the moist south, Seayore is here to defile that smile and race away in his beetle-powered go-kart as Mario Air Cooled Andretti.
Nuggstein: - Lover of the and destroyer of all the world's crangshafts, he's everyones favorite talking wallet who will steal your best deal.
[user not found]: - Fleecer of the people, slinger of the , this man is guilty of never offering any real advice, deals, or information to ; his misdeeds and misgreeds on the populace have gone unpunished for far too long.
Melon: - The not-so-innocent talking ball of fruit that will all over you and magically make your posts disappear.
Sno: - Famed wedding planner and sassy corn-fed nasty woman who isn't afraid to crack the whip and make a rage quit.
Troyguitar: - This man has mastered the art of "having no money" (see: ) but is incredibly guilty of blowing vast sums on bad luck, brubtubs, and purple-fueled weddings, and is the one man to hold a flame to the ice castle of Sno.
[user not found]: - This lawn cuck from Bricktopia is giving up a all-murican sports-barge for a flappy-paddled four-doored spaghetti shooter from Italy, and he'll forever blue ball you at every PDRBQ.
Gunkata: Oh wow, dang, wait... who is this guy again?
KYGTIGuy: The KY man - Possibly the most-improved and least-approved guy who will spin your mind with mailbox stickers and trash your tastes in fine bourbon before disappearing into the abyss, only to re-emerge from his corn-fueled flames as a less lubricated individual with less friction and more sensation than ever before.
NEEK: - To not include would be an insult to the man that lends his face to the internet for all to question, "Who is that fucking bald guy?" Besides, I think we all need to ask... "Where is that fucking bald guy?" We're now left high and dry without his ephemeral content-less content.
Fledonfoot: When prompted by for real, actual advice on how to best handle his crangshaft woes and slow the flow of money from his wallet , this limey fellow instead schtupped poor , leading to a frothy mixture of blood and oil seeping from every seal and gasket. He is guilty of failing to lend even a single iota of automotive-industry knowledge to the situation, and for that he should be drawn and quartered.
Now, go vote!
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:18 pmtroyguitar wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:47 am I'm leaning toward currently for being all like "I won't change my life when comes, I'll still drive sports cars and do things! I'm not like everyone else in the history of the world!" and then going full and skipping out on TOTD+DFD.
I prefer to hang out with people that actually want to hang out, so I waited a few weeks and went to the smokey mountain crawl with my murderous car on used tires unsafely towing a clowns motorscotter.
I also go with my og forum friends a different time a year and i only get so much PTO, you know things those of us with actual jobs have to consider.
You just won my vote! Get on your bad "motorscotter" and riiiiiiiiiide.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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I considered Max, Brad, and Nugg.
Max is too obvious? You can't vote for the same personality defects over and over. You came close though, man when your final salvo in your firefight with Brad was a grade school playgroundesque "You're fat." Weaksauce.
Nugg isn't really the worst forum member. He just fails universally, I think by voting him WFM you're
giving him credit where none is ever due.
Brad is this year's winner. Despite being sucked into domesticity beyond any scope of plausible deniability, trading in sports car for minivan, buying architecturally correct house with fancy glass door showing pass through to brickwork, potfillers, pumping out crotchfruit like a factory and the like, he continues to buck the tiger, buying an open wheel beetle with his brah Enrique, hating on those who does as he does be it river rock or anything else, because you know, only HE bears the burdens of domestic life on his shoulders.....all the freemen should be living in an airplane hanger drinking beer, wrenching on cars and airboats, and drinking beer. Also fairly arrogant dispersal of engineering fax in a sort of fashion. For 2018 Brad, this Bud's for you. You are the Champion.
Max is too obvious? You can't vote for the same personality defects over and over. You came close though, man when your final salvo in your firefight with Brad was a grade school playgroundesque "You're fat." Weaksauce.
Nugg isn't really the worst forum member. He just fails universally, I think by voting him WFM you're
giving him credit where none is ever due.
Brad is this year's winner. Despite being sucked into domesticity beyond any scope of plausible deniability, trading in sports car for minivan, buying architecturally correct house with fancy glass door showing pass through to brickwork, potfillers, pumping out crotchfruit like a factory and the like, he continues to buck the tiger, buying an open wheel beetle with his brah Enrique, hating on those who does as he does be it river rock or anything else, because you know, only HE bears the burdens of domestic life on his shoulders.....all the freemen should be living in an airplane hanger drinking beer, wrenching on cars and airboats, and drinking beer. Also fairly arrogant dispersal of engineering fax in a sort of fashion. For 2018 Brad, this Bud's for you. You are the Champion.
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, or...?[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:53 pm Hold on hold on. Saltiness aside, one person on this list literally stole money from a member.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:57 pm I considered Max, Brad, and Nugg.
Max is too obvious? You can't vote for the same personality defects over and over. You came close though, man when your final salvo in your firefight with Brad was a grade school playgroundesque "You're fat." Weaksauce.
Nugg isn't really the worst forum member. He just fails universally, I think by voting him WFM you're
giving him credit where none is ever due.
Brad is this year's winner. Despite being sucked into domesticity beyond any scope of plausible deniability, trading in sports car for minivan, buying architecturally correct house with fancy glass door showing pass through to brickwork, potfillers, pumping out crotchfruit like a factory and the like, he continues to buck the tiger, buying an open wheel beetle with his brah Enrique, hating on those who does as he does be it river rock or anything else, because you know, only HE bears the burdens of domestic life on his shoulders.....all the freemen should be living in an airplane hanger drinking beer, wrenching on cars and airboats, and drinking beer. Also fairly arrogant dispersal of engineering fax in a sort of fashion. For 2018 Brad, this Bud's for you. You are the Champion.
I visualized this as a commercial as I was reading.
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Sounds more like a Worst Actual Person nomination.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:57 pm I considered Max, Brad, and Nugg.
Max is too obvious? You can't vote for the same personality defects over and over. You came close though, man when your final salvo in your firefight with Brad was a grade school playgroundesque "You're fat." Weaksauce.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:57 pm Brad is this year's winner. Despite being sucked into domesticity beyond any scope of plausible deniability, trading in sports car for minivan, buying architecturally correct house with fancy glass door showing pass through to brickwork, potfillers, pumping out crotchfruit like a factory and the like, he continues to buck the tiger, buying an open wheel beetle with his brah Enrique, hating on those who does as he does be it river rock or anything else, because you know, only HE bears the burdens of domestic life on his shoulders.....all the freemen should be living in an airplane hanger drinking beer, wrenching on cars and airboats, and drinking beer. Also fairly arrogant dispersal of engineering fax in a sort of fashion. For 2018 Brad, this Bud's for you. You are the Champion.
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This perfectly encompasses my thought process in voting here. 5/7Desertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:57 pm I considered Max, Brad, and Nugg.
Max is too obvious? You can't vote for the same personality defects over and over. You came close though, man when your final salvo in your firefight with Brad was a grade school playgroundesque "You're fat." Weaksauce.
Nugg isn't really the worst forum member. He just fails universally, I think by voting him WFM you're
giving him credit where none is ever due.
Brad is this year's winner. Despite being sucked into domesticity beyond any scope of plausible deniability, trading in sports car for minivan, buying architecturally correct house with fancy glass door showing pass through to brickwork, potfillers, pumping out crotchfruit like a factory and the like, he continues to buck the tiger, buying an open wheel beetle with his brah Enrique, hating on those who does as he does be it river rock or anything else, because you know, only HE bears the burdens of domestic life on his shoulders.....all the freemen should be living in an airplane hanger drinking beer, wrenching on cars and airboats, and drinking beer. Also fairly arrogant dispersal of engineering fax in a sort of fashion. For 2018 Brad, this Bud's for you. You are the Champion.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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also, bud sucksDesertbreh wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:57 pm For 2018 Brad, this Bud's for you. You are the Champion.
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How the fuck do neek and gunkata make 3 posts a year and make the list? I demand a recount!
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Lack of posting deserves a nomination.Barnes93cb wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:14 pm How the fuck do neek and gunkata make 3 posts a year and make the list? I demand a recount!
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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troyguitar wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:42 pm
You just won my vote! Get on your bad "motorscotter" and riiiiiiiiiide.
Educated people who purposely type like morans makes me as much as anything. Make America Smart Again
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I voted fled. I have no reason. Just because I could.
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Did not even add this other fatal defect in my roast. That whole "Children Effected" negatively signature thing...... The Clydesdales just arrived with another keg.troyguitar wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:42 pmBig Brain Bradley wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:18 pm
I prefer to hang out with people that actually want to hang out, so I waited a few weeks and went to the smokey mountain crawl with my murderous car on used tires unsafely towing a clowns motorscotter.
I also go with my og forum friends a different time a year and i only get so much PTO, you know things those of us with actual jobs have to consider.
You just won my vote! Get on your bad "motorscotter" and riiiiiiiiiide.
Educated people who purposely type like morans makes me as much as anything. Make America Smart Again