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All the fucking time. I have my team make it really fucking inconvenient to get a new badge. People have started losing them way way less.
I honestly don't even know how to get a new badge. I forgot it in the Corvette once when driving the truck to work, and it was basically impossible to get into anywhere. I ended up going home to get my badge at lunch.
Do you have any temporary badges in the meantime? There should be a process by security because it becomes a life safety issue in an emergency (usually badges are a good way to keep a count on who/how many people are in the building on and given time. Plus, piggy backing is a no no
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:33 am I work in a federal building with US Marshall's guarding the door.

After they see you a few time, don't even need my badge..
You work for the government or you’re a tenant in a federal building?

Also, dat quality control lol
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I honestly don't even know how to get a new badge. I forgot it in the Corvette once when driving the truck to work, and it was basically impossible to get into anywhere. I ended up going home to get my badge at lunch.
We do issue temp badges fairly painlessly. Lost badges are a different story.
No temp badges here, especially in high security buildings. Need your boss or a resident of the building to escort you if you forget your badge. Pretty much, don't forget it.
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:36 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:33 am I work in a federal building with US Marshall's guarding the door.

After they see you a few time, don't even need my badge..
You work for the government or you’re a tenant in a federal building?

Also, dat quality control lol
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:35 am
Detroit wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:25 am
I honestly don't even know how to get a new badge. I forgot it in the Corvette once when driving the truck to work, and it was basically impossible to get into anywhere. I ended up going home to get my badge at lunch.
Do you have any temporary badges in the meantime? There should be a process by security because it becomes a life safety issue in an emergency (usually badges are a good way to keep a count on who/how many people are in the building on and given time. Plus, piggy backing is a no no
No temp badges. Need to sign and and have an escort. That's how they keep track of you.

We have turn styles everywhere. Piggy backing is impossible.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:47 am One observation from years if kayaking is that when water is rising in a flow, there is dibris in the water, when water level has peaked and is receding, the debris begins to show up on the bank.

No significant water was in that ditch at anytime recently.
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They are ball busters if they don't know you doe.

They are all about 45-55 and I've never seen a group of guys more unashamed to oogle a womens ass. They are worse than a bunch of iron workers
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:08 am I wish we had interns, though. Only IT and Marketing on our floor got them. Maybe next time we will get one for :poop: & :lolol:
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I’ll see myself out
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:39 am
Detroit wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:38 am
No temp badges here, especially in high security buildings. Need your boss or a resident of the building to escort you if you forget your badge. Pretty much, don't forget it.
Oh wow that seems actually like a bigger security risk to me but what do I know :dunno:
Can't get in or out without the escort. And someone won't escort someone they don't know. When you check-in, they verify that you're an active employee, then you wait for your escort.

Major pain, but seems pretty secure? :iono:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:39 am
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Do you have any temporary badges in the meantime? There should be a process by security because it becomes a life safety issue in an emergency (usually badges are a good way to keep a count on who/how many people are in the building on and given time. Plus, piggy backing is a no no
No temp badges. Need to sign and and have an escort. That's how they keep track of you.

We have turn styles everywhere. Piggy backing is impossible.
We have temporary badges and we can access notes on each badge through out access control system and we can put who it was issued to. We also have a physical log for them. Easier to keep track of who has it and where they’re going.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:43 am
Detroit wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:39 am
No temp badges. Need to sign and and have an escort. That's how they keep track of you.

We have turn styles everywhere. Piggy backing is impossible.
How do you get through turnstiles without a badge doe?
Escort gets the ability to swipe you in.
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Negative. I used to work in loss prevention at target. I do what :[user not found]: does now but at a :baby: level. Pretty much working my way toward :alpo: as much as I can without being born with one.
I see.

So you fly on prop planes to Indiana and New Mexico instead of upstairs on 747's to India and Mexico, smoke cigarillos instead of cigars, drive a 4 cylinder Malibu, have two person threesomes and are a connoisseur of whiskey and not whisky.
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And live in apartmentopia.
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I don't understand how people lose their work badges.
All the fucking time. I have my team make it really fucking inconvenient to get a new badge. People have started losing them way way less.
Fucking :crang: s.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:38 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:36 am

You work for the government or you’re a tenant in a federal building?

Also, dat quality control lol
Little of column A and a little of column B
Ah. So you work for a contracting company that operates as a “shell” company for a government agency. Nice.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:38 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:36 am

You work for the government or you’re a tenant in a federal building?

Also, dat quality control lol
Get why I was always pushing the private sector for you?

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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:33 am I work in a federal building with US Marshall's guarding the door.

After they see you a few time, don't even need my badge..
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:35 am Good morning Wappy!
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I find myself lacking motivation this morning. Thoughts?
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:46 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:38 am

Little of column A and a little of column B
Ah. So you work for a contracting company that operates as a “shell” company for a government agency. Nice.
That sounds exciting
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:49 am
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Ah. So you work for a contracting company that operates as a “shell” company for a government agency. Nice.
That sounds exciting
Oh, so you’re a postal worker. :eeyore:
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razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:49 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:49 am

That sounds exciting
Oh, so you’re a postal worker. :eeyore:
I'd just drive around all day and throw the mail into lake Michigan.

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Detroit wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:43 am
Can't get in or out without the escort. And someone won't escort someone they don't know. When you check-in, they verify that you're an active employee, then you wait for your escort.

Major pain, but seems pretty secure? :iono:
Ah makes sense. Not too different than us. Once it's validated that you're an active employee you get a temp badge that gets you limited access only to your workspace and two person access if you need to go somewhere else (door or turnstile will release on your badge only after someone in your CoC swipes).
We have a ways to go to get to that level but we are on the right track. A lot of people here view access control as an inconvenience rather than a help.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:51 am
razr390 wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:49 am

Oh, so you’re a postal worker. :eeyore:
I'd just drive around all day and throw the mail into lake Michigan.

brb putting in application
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:54 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:51 am

I'd just drive around all day and throw the mail into lake Michigan.

brb putting in application
Sounds pretty perfect.
So that’s why I didn’t get my latest “Tractors Monthly” issue. :notsure:
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