Office shit that makes you :rage:
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:26 am
Most of us work in corporate environments. Office rage is real. Even as a small business owner, I’ve realized I have contributions.
Starting this thread as a venting outlet for that MF’r that talks on speakerphone, leaves the coffee pot with half a cup, or cuts a donut in half in the break room and leaves the rest. After everyone knows you fingered the shit out of it to cut it in half.
My current rage:
Lunch orders. We frequently take lunch order for our bridal parties so we can get them fed on wedding days from local joints (usually Panera) but this applies to anyone tasked with this headache.
When you have to collect multiples and most everyone is easy.
“Strawberry salad, water.”
“Turkey sandwhich, water.”
“Caesar salad, water.”
Then you get the one fucking bitch that is:
“Strawberry salad, no strawberries. Avocado sandwhich, add caviar, no onions, extra ranch. Mango smoothie and a chocolate chip cookie.”
Starting this thread as a venting outlet for that MF’r that talks on speakerphone, leaves the coffee pot with half a cup, or cuts a donut in half in the break room and leaves the rest. After everyone knows you fingered the shit out of it to cut it in half.
My current rage:
Lunch orders. We frequently take lunch order for our bridal parties so we can get them fed on wedding days from local joints (usually Panera) but this applies to anyone tasked with this headache.
When you have to collect multiples and most everyone is easy.
“Strawberry salad, water.”
“Turkey sandwhich, water.”
“Caesar salad, water.”
Then you get the one fucking bitch that is:
“Strawberry salad, no strawberries. Avocado sandwhich, add caviar, no onions, extra ranch. Mango smoothie and a chocolate chip cookie.”