How do you sauce?

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Do you pull the corner completely or just rip the packet open?

I rip the corner all the way off.
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Kepp that shit one piece, yo.
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Apex wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:17 pm
wap wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:15 pm

Yea :iono: :wtf: that "sauce" word is.
Must be olde-english or Shakespearean?
I think it must be older. Likely an old Saxon word.
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wap wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:27 pm
Apex wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:17 pm

Must be olde-english or Shakespearean?
I think it must be older. Likely an old Saxon word.
:word:
It's barely more than a grunt.
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How do I :sawce: ?

That's different. I start with dinner, massages, and then I wrap myself deep in that beard until dawn.
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Melon wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:18 pm How do I :sawce: ?

That's different. I start with dinner, massages, and then I wrap myself deep in that beard until dawn.
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There's not much I won't do for a massage right now.
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Apex wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:59 pm
wap wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:27 pm

I think it must be older. Likely an old Saxon word.
:word:
It's barely more than a grunt.
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Very guttural for sure.
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Trick question.

Siracha is twist to open and any other food flavor liquids are inferior products.


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Slowbro9001 wrote:Trick question.

Siracha is twist to open and any other food flavor liquids are inferior products.


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Do you use your finger or a napkin to wipe the tip of the bottle?
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:17 pm
Slowbro9001 wrote:Trick question.

Siracha is twist to open and any other food flavor liquids are inferior products.


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Do you use your finger or a napkin to wipe the tip of the bottle?
Both are :wasteful: he uses his tongue.
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Tarspin wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:17 pm Do you use your finger or a napkin to wipe the tip of the bottle?
Both are :wasteful: he uses his tongue.
My MIL would go :fullretard: :triggered: . One time i used my finger to wipe in front of her and i could see that there was a "problem". Thankfully we didn't discuss it and I switched over to napkin wipes anymore.

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Siracha isn't spicy.

Change my mind.
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Melon wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:45 pm Siracha isn't spicy.

Change my mind.
It's a very mild spice. It's an okay flavor. Definitely not my favorite sauce.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:54 pm
Melon wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:45 pm Siracha isn't spicy.

Change my mind.
It's a very mild spice. It's an okay flavor. Definitely not my favorite sauce.
2 parts siracha, 1 part mayo.

Dippin'
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:04 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:54 pm

It's a very mild spice. It's an okay flavor. Definitely not my favorite sauce.
2 parts siracha, 1 part mayo.

Dippin'
:wrong: Chipotle mayo or :gtfo:
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Melon wrote:Siracha isn't spicy.

Change my mind.
It's not spicy relative to actual spicy things. But when used as a spicy alternative to ketchup it tastes like what I can only imagine cum tastes like to Lindsay Lohan. Just can't get enough


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Tarspin wrote:
Slowbro9001 wrote:Trick question.

Siracha is twist to open and any other food flavor liquids are inferior products.


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Do you use your finger or a napkin to wipe the tip of the bottle?
I use my fingers to pull off the crust cap after not wiping it the last time I used it


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Slowbro9001 wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:55 pm
Tarspin wrote:Do you use your finger or a napkin to wipe the tip of the bottle?
I use my fingers to pull off the crust cap after not wiping it the last time I used it


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Tarspin wrote:Do you use your finger or a napkin to wipe the tip of the bottle?
I use my fingers to pull off the crust cap after not wiping it the last time I used it


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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:27 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:04 pm

2 parts siracha, 1 part mayo.

Dippin'
:wrong: Chipotle mayo or :gtfo:
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AFAIK I've never had sirarcha.
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:54 pm
Melon wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:45 pm Siracha isn't spicy.

Change my mind.
It's a very mild spice. It's an okay flavor. Definitely not my favorite sauce.
It's also loaded with sugar. It's fake hot sauce
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:45 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:27 pm

:wrong: Chipotle mayo or :gtfo:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:57 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:54 pm

It's a very mild spice. It's an okay flavor. Definitely not my favorite sauce.
It's also loaded with sugar. It's fake hot sauce
It's aight.

I prefer Louisiana hot :sawce:
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Melon wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:23 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:57 pm
It's also loaded with sugar. It's fake hot sauce
It's aight.

I prefer Louisiana hot :sawce:
I don’t do that anymore after the skin cancer.
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SAWCE wrote:
Melon wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:23 pm It's aight.

I prefer Louisiana hot :sawce:
I don’t do that anymore after the skin cancer.
I stopped putting that stuff on my skin too. Stings the nicks and cuts!
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