OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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Previa doe
The guy somehow got it into his driveway. Every time I look out my front window and see it sitting there bashed in, I :lolol:

Can actually see it in my front security cam. It's parked behind his wife's CRV.

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It's a bummer that I have Arlo setup to not record during the day when I'm home. Would have been an epic view of the tree falling on the van.
I love this and the story behind it.
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:45 pm

Detroit wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:09 am
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:33 am


Previa doe
The guy somehow got it into his driveway. Every time I look out my front window and see it sitting there bashed in, I :lolol:

Can actually see it in my front security cam. It's parked behind his wife's CRV.

Image

It's a bummer that I have Arlo setup to not record during the day when I'm home. Would have been an epic view of the tree falling on the van.
Color scheme on your house looks great.

Are those post solid wood? Are they curved or is that just the fish eye effect?

My parents have that exact same downspout

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:dafuq: is with that :derp:
I mean, the insistence of parking one vehicle on the street at all times clearly indicates some sort of loose screw.
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:54 pm

Hungry today. Got a new meal plan from my coach on Sunday. I'm only about 300 calories below where I was, but my body is just burning through the food on the new plan. It's nice cause I was definitely struggling to hit all my meals on that other plan, but it's much easier now. Only thing that's a struggle for me so far is the cup of cottage cheese for dinner, and that's just because of the texture, I've never been a big fan.
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I thought I owed $5700 in taxes, but it was only $5200.. I moved $5500 into my checking account last night to cover them pulling that out, but now that that extra $300 is in there, I might order a headliner for the :jeep: before we actually start getting some heat out here in SD...
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:07 pm

some quality lolz in this one




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KYGTIGuy wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:45 pm
Detroit wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:09 am

The guy somehow got it into his driveway. Every time I look out my front window and see it sitting there bashed in, I :lolol:

Can actually see it in my front security cam. It's parked behind his wife's CRV.

Image

It's a bummer that I have Arlo setup to not record during the day when I'm home. Would have been an epic view of the tree falling on the van.
Color scheme on your house looks great.

Are those post solid wood? Are they curved or is that just the fish eye effect?

My parents have that exact same downspout
:ohdang: You haven't seen bagend yet?

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The posts are wrapped rough-sawn cedar. Solid wood was unnecessary to too pricey.

We did this to the house a few years ago when it was discovered that the front of the house didn't have a foundation and was sinking into the ground. The porch was crumbling, so we went :fullretard:

Starting:
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Digging out underneath for crawlspace
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Ratwall
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Roughed up:
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Exposed aggregate concrete porch and walkway. We also pulled the crumbling white vinyl siding off and found mostly in tact original cedar siding that we had painted. Turned out 5/7.
Desertbreh wrote:
Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:40 pm
My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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$300 left over from that tax money.. plus I should be getting $170 back from my FSA that I spent at the dentist the other week... Hothead headliner with the rear window liners and the sound assassin strips are $420ish after a 5% discount on their site.. I think I'm gonna do it.
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:27 pm

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$300 left over from that tax money.. plus I should be getting $170 back from my FSA that I spent at the dentist the other week... Hothead headliner with the rear window liners and the sound assassin strips are $420ish after a 5% discount on their site.. I think I'm gonna do it.
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:43 pm

Detroit wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:10 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:45 pm


Color scheme on your house looks great.

Are those post solid wood? Are they curved or is that just the fish eye effect?

My parents have that exact same downspout
:ohdang: You haven't seen bagend yet?

Image

The posts are wrapped rough-sawn cedar. Solid wood was unnecessary to too pricey.

We did this to the house a few years ago when it was discovered that the front of the house didn't have a foundation and was sinking into the ground. The porch was crumbling, so we went :fullretard:

Starting:
Image

Digging out underneath for crawlspace
Image

Ratwall
Image

Image

Roughed up:
Image

Exposed aggregate concrete porch and walkway. We also pulled the crumbling white vinyl siding off and found mostly in tact original cedar siding that we had painted. Turned out 5/7.
Very nice. Did they add the portico later? Is that why no foundation?

Entry way, not portico

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Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:48 pm

Apex wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:27 pm
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:25 pm
$300 left over from that tax money.. plus I should be getting $170 back from my FSA that I spent at the dentist the other week... Hothead headliner with the rear window liners and the sound assassin strips are $420ish after a 5% discount on their site.. I think I'm gonna do it.
:doit: :troywax:
People say it helps the acoustics inside too for the stereo, so maybe I won't hate that as much after doing this install, especially with the sound assassin strips helping cut wind/road noise.
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:14 pm

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:wtf:
That's some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Do love the Trump urinal mouth :doe:
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:35 pm

KYGTIGuy wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:43 pm
Detroit wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:10 pm

:ohdang: You haven't seen bagend yet?

Image

The posts are wrapped rough-sawn cedar. Solid wood was unnecessary to too pricey.

We did this to the house a few years ago when it was discovered that the front of the house didn't have a foundation and was sinking into the ground. The porch was crumbling, so we went :fullretard:

Starting:
Image

Digging out underneath for crawlspace
Image

Ratwall
Image

Image

Roughed up:
Image

Exposed aggregate concrete porch and walkway. We also pulled the crumbling white vinyl siding off and found mostly in tact original cedar siding that we had painted. Turned out 5/7.
Very nice. Did they add the portico later? Is that why no foundation?

Entry way, not portico
Nope, it was original. The house's only FULL bathroom is above it. :fullretard:

The joists of the entry way were supported by underground cinderblock columns originally. The columns sunk, the ends of the joists rotted away, and the front started sinking.

Fortunately, we noticed it when buying the house, and got $10k off for it. Contractor only charged us $4k for that line item (fixing the foundation) so we came out slightly ahead.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Fortunately, we noticed it when buying the house, and got $10k off for it. Contractor only charged us $4k for that line item (fixing the foundation) so we came out slightly ahead.
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:13 pm

golftdibrad wrote:
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Fortunately, we noticed it when buying the house, and got $10k off for it. Contractor only charged us $4k for that line item (fixing the foundation) so we came out slightly ahead.
:yeahok:
:wat:
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Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:40 pm
My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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:yeahok:
:wat:
:plac: math: house edition
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:yeahok:
:wat:
You bought a defective, thus worthless, house. You're now in the hole $4,000.
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:15 pm
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:wat:
:plac: math: house edition
I don't see how it's :plac: math. We had an extra $6k to spend on other things that we otherwise wouldn't have had.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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:plac: math: house edition
I don't see how it's :plac: math. We had an extra $6k to spend on other things that we otherwise wouldn't have had.
how much was the whole porch fiasco again?

I rest my case. :waxer: :science: :math:
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golftdibrad wrote:
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I don't see how it's :plac: math. We had an extra $6k to spend on other things that we otherwise wouldn't have had.
how much was the whole porch fiasco again?

I rest my case. :waxer: :science: :math:
That's not what I was getting at, and why I called out the foundation line item by itself. We had an extra $6k to put toward the rest of the porch fiasco. This is a fact.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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Detroit wrote:
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how much was the whole porch fiasco again?

I rest my case. :waxer: :science: :math:
That's not what I was getting at, and why I called out the foundation line item by itself. We had an extra $6k to put toward the rest of the porch fiasco. This is a fact.
:wrong:
I don't think there is anyway you'd have got that work done by itself for 4k; the only reason it was that price was due to the rest of the scope.
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Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:30 pm

golftdibrad wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:19 pm
Detroit wrote:
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That's not what I was getting at, and why I called out the foundation line item by itself. We had an extra $6k to put toward the rest of the porch fiasco. This is a fact.
:wrong:
I don't think there is anyway you'd have got that work done by itself for 4k; the only reason it was that price was due to the rest of the scope.
Not arguing that.
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My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.

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