OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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Cottage cheese, Greek yogurt, and natty peanut butter for dinner.

I wake up fucking starving.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:13 am
SAWCE wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:11 am Cottage cheese, Greek yogurt, and natty peanut butter for dinner.

I wake up fucking starving.
Because that’s what you eat for dinner? I mean, it’s all protein.
Yeah that’s my new dinner for the next 16 or so weeks. Just different from the chicken and eggs I was doing before, and my body digests it way faster it seems.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:29 pm
Tarspin wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:28 pm Oh jeez.... Mods, clean up in isle 13 please.
Bodily fluids again?
Maybe we need to shut down all of DFD for one day of diversity training.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:36 am
[user not found] wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:29 pm

Bodily fluids again?
Maybe we need to shut down all of DFD for one day of diversity training.
:fuckyeah:
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:21 pm
nuggstein wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:33 pm

She's alright, I guess. I think her brain is slowly degrading. Pretty sure she's been having mini strokes for quite some time now. Like my mom, she's very stubborn. Apparently when she was in the hospital, she ripped the IV out of her, and told everyone she didn't do it the next day, even though it was on the report, and there's a scar. She was supposed to have a procedure done to have some tiny device implanted into her, so it could scan her brain/heart/body, or something like that, and she went ahead and cancelled the appointment herself. Not eating very much or taking the meds she's supposed to. My mom and her sister have a handful right now. :(

When I visited her a day or two after she was in the hospital, she had asked me if my sister had ever met my girlfriend, even though we've all been together at events. I questioned if she meant my cousin, but then she said my sister's name again.

I feel bad for my mom. She never sleeps.

Thanks for asking.
How old?
84
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SAWCE wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:19 pm I need to be better about keeping these headphones charged. They died like 90% through my lifting routine and I have 20 minutes of cardio to do after I’m done.
Not having music with cardio is the worst
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:35 am Speaking of babies...

Dr Robutt is pregnant!
:fuckyeah: great news! Congrats!
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:35 am Speaking of babies...

Dr Robutt is pregnant!
:fuckyeah: congratz!
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:35 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:36 am

Maybe we need to shut down all of DFD for one day of diversity training.
We would need wayyyyy more than that.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:24 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:50 pm

Wife wants a girl so we are already thinking about cpo Chinese models
Yeah, I hear the yellow ones are more reliable. Not as much maintenance as the brown ones.















Too far?
Its never too far for DFD unless you say nigger
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:35 am Speaking of babies...

Dr Robutt is pregnant!
nice
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Good morning you inappropriate fucks! :hai:
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[user not found] wrote:Speaking of babies...

Dr Robutt is pregnant!
:fuckyeah: congrats! Two is awesome Image
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:35 am Speaking of babies...

Dr Robutt is pregnant!
Another one! Congrats man!
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Is that Day 1 of employee on-boarding for DFD Corp?
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Finally got my inbox back under control, always feels good on a Friday.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:35 am Speaking of babies...

Dr Robutt is pregnant!
How far along?
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Every time I read the thread title I think Pasta Premaveria and I get hungry
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:18 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:36 am

Maybe we need to shut down all of DFD for one day of diversity training.
Who's leading it?
Me and Caspian
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Apex wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:26 am Finally got my inbox back under control, always feels good on a Friday.
My mom has 10k emails or something ridiculous in her work inbox. I want to just delete them all when I pick up her phone.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:34 am
Apex wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:26 am Finally got my inbox back under control, always feels good on a Friday.
My mom has 10k emails or something ridiculous in her work inbox. I want to just delete them all when I pick up her phone.
That would drive me insane. I'm down to 6 emails in my inbox right now.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:34 am
Apex wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:26 am Finally got my inbox back under control, always feels good on a Friday.
My mom has 10k emails or something ridiculous in her work inbox. I want to just delete them all when I pick up her phone.
One of our users here has over 60,000. Microsoft's best practice is less than 10,000 for Exchange. She always complains about how slow Outlook is, and refuses to move items and delete stuff...granted, she does refer to emails from years ago...but whatever.
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nuggstein wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:18 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:34 am

My mom has 10k emails or something ridiculous in her work inbox. I want to just delete them all when I pick up her phone.
One of our users here has over 60,000. Microsoft's best practice is less than 10,000 for Exchange. She always complains about how slow Outlook is, and refuses to move items and delete stuff...granted, she does refer to emails from years ago...but whatever.
She should be able to archive them and still refer back to them, shouldn't she?
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I wonder if I get a cheat meal this week...
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