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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:00 pm
wap wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 5:15 pm MIL turned 70 recently. Taking them out for a :wasteful: :meat: dinner at a 5/7 local :meat: joint.
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Is :wap: robbing the cradle?
I can never remember how old he is.. Mid-50s?
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:08 pm
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I can never remember how old he is.. Mid-50s?
All I know is my parents are 70 and I'm at least 10 years younger than Wap... So is his wife ten years younger than him?
10 years isn't robbing the cradle too badly. To me that's more of an 18+ year difference.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:12 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:08 pm

All I know is my parents are 70 and I'm at least 10 years younger than Wap... So is his wife ten years younger than him?
10 years isn't robbing the cradle too badly. To me that's more of an 18+ year difference.
The allowable spread increases with age bro. 30 yoa banging 20 yoa? Robbery.
50 on 40? Allowed.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:27 pm
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10 years isn't robbing the cradle too badly. To me that's more of an 18+ year difference.
The allowable spread increases with age bro. 30 yoa banging 20 yoa? Robbery.
50 on 40? Allowed.
Yeah I was going to include that in my post, but lost steam.
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Just ordered a meal replacement shake powder to bring with me to Hawaii. Gonna try to find a meal prep company to do 2-3 of my meals every day too so I can stay mostly on plan without having to spend my vacation living in the kitchen of our condo.

Breakfast will be easy to make/eat every morning, same with dinner. So then if I can get two chicken and rice meals per day delivered, and use the meal replacement powder for the other two meals I should be in pretty good shape.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 7:03 pm Just ordered a meal replacement shake powder to bring with me to Hawaii. Gonna try to find a meal prep company to do 2-3 of my meals every day too so I can stay mostly on plan without having to spend my vacation living in the kitchen of our condo.

Breakfast will be easy to make/eat every morning, same with dinner. So then if I can get two chicken and rice meals per day delivered, and use the meal replacement powder for the other two meals I should be in pretty good shape.
Taking a vacation while maintaining a bodybuilding contest meal regimen. I think I'd just pass and go on vacay after it was over.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 7:10 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 7:03 pm Just ordered a meal replacement shake powder to bring with me to Hawaii. Gonna try to find a meal prep company to do 2-3 of my meals every day too so I can stay mostly on plan without having to spend my vacation living in the kitchen of our condo.

Breakfast will be easy to make/eat every morning, same with dinner. So then if I can get two chicken and rice meals per day delivered, and use the meal replacement powder for the other two meals I should be in pretty good shape.
Taking a vacation while maintaining a bodybuilding contest meal regimen. I think I'd just pass and go on vacay after it was over.
I would love to pass, but this was booked a long time ago, and it's not fair for me to bow out of stuff like this that Michelle and I have planned just to pursue my dream.. if we didn't have any plans already made for this year, I'd totally try vetoing ideas as they come up, but I won't be a complete asshole and back out of stuff that I've committed to.
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I do have a gym on the island all picked out that I'll be lifting at.. would love to hit my normal 5 days there, but I'll be happy if I make 4.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 7:20 pm Drinking whiskey on the porch listening to music. Viva es bueno.
we almost bought u a bourbon air freshner from walmart on the way to meat up.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 7:31 pm I do have a gym on the island all picked out that I'll be lifting at.. would love to hit my normal 5 days there, but I'll be happy if I make 4.
I hope I find a reasonably good gym in Turkey this summer that isn't pricy. There I either swim and have to settle on the shitty equipments that don't even have 4 45 plates at this place that I go to while I'm there.
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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 8:55 pm I hope I find a reasonably good gym in Turkey this summer that isn't pricy. There I either swim and have to settle on the shitty equipments that don't even have 4 45 plates at this place that I go to while I'm there.
How long are you there for?
As long as Erdogan wants him there.


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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 8:55 pm

I hope I find a reasonably good gym in Turkey this summer that isn't pricy. There I either swim and have to settle on the shitty equipments that don't even have 4 45 plates at this place that I go to while I'm there.
How long are you there for?
6 weeks
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How long are you there for?
As long as Erdogan wants him there.


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Erdogan will be part of the history soon, elections are around the corner and things are not looking good for him. It's a good thing I live in the capital suburb, I can just drive to the embassy and vote.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:00 pm
wap wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 5:15 pm MIL turned 70 recently. Taking them out for a :wasteful: :meat: dinner at a 5/7 local :meat: joint.
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Is :wap: robbing the cradle?
I was wondering if anyone would catch that! Well done.

She's 7 years younger than me.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:08 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:03 pm

I can never remember how old he is.. Mid-50s?
All I know is my parents are 70 and I'm at least 10 years younger than Wap... So is his wife ten years younger than him?
Not a bad deduction!
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:12 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:08 pm

All I know is my parents are 70 and I'm at least 10 years younger than Wap... So is his wife ten years younger than him?
10 years isn't robbing the cradle too badly. To me that's more of an 18+ year difference.
My brother is 11 years older than his wife and my maternal grandfather was 20 years older than my grandmother. And SHE died first! :(
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:27 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 6:12 pm

10 years isn't robbing the cradle too badly. To me that's more of an 18+ year difference.
The allowable spread increases with age bro. 30 yoa banging 20 yoa? Robbery.
50 on 40? Allowed.
At least I waited until she was 21 before I asked her out!
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 7:20 pm Drinking whiskey on the porch listening to music. Viva es bueno.
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 7:10 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 7:03 pm Just ordered a meal replacement shake powder to bring with me to Hawaii. Gonna try to find a meal prep company to do 2-3 of my meals every day too so I can stay mostly on plan without having to spend my vacation living in the kitchen of our condo.

Breakfast will be easy to make/eat every morning, same with dinner. So then if I can get two chicken and rice meals per day delivered, and use the meal replacement powder for the other two meals I should be in pretty good shape.
Taking a vacation while maintaining a bodybuilding contest meal regimen. I think I'd just pass and go on vacay after it was over.
:dat:
Vacay is time to go full :fatty:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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How long are you there for?
As long as Erdogan wants him there.


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MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 9:14 pm
Calvinball wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 9:09 pm

As long as Erdogan wants him there.


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Erdogan will be part of the history soon, elections are around the corner and things are not looking good for him. It's a good thing I live in the capital suburb, I can just drive to the embassy and vote.
So you're still a citizen there then?
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wap wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 9:24 pm

Not a bad deduction!
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I'm like Sherlock fucking Holmes
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Wait, how does Sherlock fuck Holmes exactly?
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 9:24 pm
MexicanYarisTK wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 9:14 pm

Erdogan will be part of the history soon, elections are around the corner and things are not looking good for him. It's a good thing I live in the capital suburb, I can just drive to the embassy and vote.
So you think he will actually leave power if he loses?
Well there's actually a possibility that Erdogan might go to prison, or perhaps he could ran away to somewhere else.
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