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Tarspin wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 11:12 pm
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Buddy of mine had it happen with a 10 and it completely broke a few bones. I got really lucky.
Or you're an ANIMAL
:mindblown: there’s a 90% chance that I was wearing an Animal shirt at the time...
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:26 am Only two hours late, I'll get to board shortly
Dont worry. They might stop flights first.

oh wait. Thats bad.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:44 am
Tarspin wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 11:12 pm Or you're an ANIMAL
:mindblown: there’s a 90% chance that I was wearing an Animal shirt at the time...
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 7:48 pm
SAWCE wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 7:09 pm

Wait.. was the party recent, and the invite was in Feb, or was the party in Feb? If party was in Feb and the kid wore the sandals for 3 months then outgrew them :gtfo:

Actually, either way :gtfo: You said size 7, you get size 7.
Party was in February...
ITT: kids apparently get bigger? :derp:
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My company instituted this online system where people can recognize others for something that supports one of our new "corporate cultures". To me, it's always been a bone to :millennial: s that need participation awards.

Yesterday, I spoke up in a meeting about a decision I didn't like, which I always do, and apparently some exec heard about it and gave me points on the system. :rolleyes: just doing my job bro.
Problem is, I'm getting way more intrinsic value from it than I should be. Am I fucking :crang: ? :millennial: :disgust:

Better, it turns out these points are worth money or stuff (redeeming for stuff is a better deal). Logged into the system today and I have a shitload of points from these things I didn't know about. Apparently, I've been doing a good job for a while now.
:notbad: :millennial: :|
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:11 am My company instituted this online system where people can recognize others for something that supports one of our new "corporate cultures". To me, it's always been a bone to :millennial: s that need participation awards.

Yesterday, I spoke up in a meeting about a decision I didn't like, which I always do, and apparently some exec heard about it and gave me points on the system. :rolleyes: just doing my job bro.
Problem is, I'm getting way more intrinsic value from it than I should be. Am I fucking :crang: ? :millennial: :disgust:

Better, it turns out these points are worth money or stuff (redeeming for stuff is a better deal). Logged into the system today and I have a shitload of points from these things I didn't know about. Apparently, I've been doing a good job for a while now.
:notbad: :millennial: :|
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:11 am My company instituted this online system where people can recognize others for something that supports one of our new "corporate cultures". To me, it's always been a bone to :millennial: s that need participation awards.

Yesterday, I spoke up in a meeting about a decision I didn't like, which I always do, and apparently some exec heard about it and gave me points on the system. :rolleyes: just doing my job bro.
Problem is, I'm getting way more intrinsic value from it than I should be. Am I fucking :crang: ? :millennial: :disgust:

Better, it turns out these points are worth money or stuff (redeeming for stuff is a better deal). Logged into the system today and I have a shitload of points from these things I didn't know about. Apparently, I've been doing a good job for a while now.
:notbad: :millennial: :|
What kind of prizes can you get? A GM mug or something? That sounds rather cool actually.
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All of these :dock: sis 3.0 and 3.1 modems get great initial reviews, followed up by a plethora of "It just randomly died" or "drops signal" or "6 months later it's dead".

UGH

Nobody on Amazon waits 3 months to review a product, they plug it in, it lights up, 5 stars!

Srsly does anyone have a recommendation on a cable modem that doesn't suck the dong?
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:24 am
Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:11 am My company instituted this online system where people can recognize others for something that supports one of our new "corporate cultures". To me, it's always been a bone to :millennial: s that need participation awards.

Yesterday, I spoke up in a meeting about a decision I didn't like, which I always do, and apparently some exec heard about it and gave me points on the system. :rolleyes: just doing my job bro.
Problem is, I'm getting way more intrinsic value from it than I should be. Am I fucking :crang: ? :millennial: :disgust:

Better, it turns out these points are worth money or stuff (redeeming for stuff is a better deal). Logged into the system today and I have a shitload of points from these things I didn't know about. Apparently, I've been doing a good job for a while now.
:notbad: :millennial: :|
What kind of prizes can you get? A GM mug or something? That sounds rather cool actually.
No, the stuff is legit items. Right now the most popular are golf clubs and dyson vacuums. It's nearly amazon levels of selection. I may just convert my points to an Amazon gift card...I have enough to get $250. :notbad:

I had no clue about any of this until someone told me I was in the top 3 most recognized for the month.
I didn't know what that meant until I went in the system. :mindblown:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:26 am All of these :dock: sis 3.0 and 3.1 modems get great initial reviews, followed up by a plethora of "It just randomly died" or "drops signal" or "6 months later it's dead".

UGH

Nobody on Amazon waits 3 months to review a product, they plug it in, it lights up, 5 stars!

Srsly does anyone have a recommendation on a cable modem that doesn't suck the dong?
I would very seriously consider something made by Motorola. My previous Surfboard modem lasted forever, and I would probably still be using it if I hadn't forgotten it in my apartment in California 5 years ago.

I'm on a Motorola Surfboard now for the last 5 years that's been bulletproof. Looks like they don't make the surfboard anymore, but maybe something like this?

https://www.amazon.com/Motorola-Certifi ... able+modem
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:31 am
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:44 am

:mindblown: there’s a 90% chance that I was wearing an Animal shirt at the time...
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:26 am All of these :dock: sis 3.0 and 3.1 modems get great initial reviews, followed up by a plethora of "It just randomly died" or "drops signal" or "6 months later it's dead".

UGH

Nobody on Amazon waits 3 months to review a product, they plug it in, it lights up, 5 stars!

Srsly does anyone have a recommendation on a cable modem that doesn't suck the dong?
I forget which one I have, but it's been running like a champ for a year or so now? I'll get deets for you when I get home. It was only like $30 at BestBuy too.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:40 am
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:24 am

What kind of prizes can you get? A GM mug or something? That sounds rather cool actually.
No, the stuff is legit items. Right now the most popular are golf clubs and dyson vacuums. It's nearly amazon levels of selection. I may just convert my points to an Amazon gift card...I have enough to get $250. :notbad:

I had no clue about any of this until someone told me I was in the top 3 most recognized for the month.
I didn't know what that meant until I went in the system. :mindblown:
:notbad:

No surprise that Dplac is Top 3.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:23 am
KYGTIGuy wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 7:48 pm

Party was in February...
:gtfo:

Wow.
So, my wife thought it was weird but agreed to do it. Had to go to the UPS store and deal with that mess

Shoes were unworn
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KYGTIGuy wrote:
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:23 am :gtfo:

Wow.
So, my wife thought it was weird but agreed to do it. Had to go to the UPS store and deal with that mess

Shoes were unworn
She owes you.


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Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 7:31 am
SAWCE wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:44 am

:mindblown: there’s a 90% chance that I was wearing an Animal shirt at the time...
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:lol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:11 am My company instituted this online system where people can recognize others for something that supports one of our new "corporate cultures". To me, it's always been a bone to :millennial: s that need participation awards.

Yesterday, I spoke up in a meeting about a decision I didn't like, which I always do, and apparently some exec heard about it and gave me points on the system. :rolleyes: just doing my job bro.
Problem is, I'm getting way more intrinsic value from it than I should be. Am I fucking :crang: ? :millennial: :disgust:

Better, it turns out these points are worth money or stuff (redeeming for stuff is a better deal). Logged into the system today and I have a shitload of points from these things I didn't know about. Apparently, I've been doing a good job for a while now.
:notbad: :millennial: :|
Wait, :wat:
You're getting gold star stickers on your crayon drawings because reasons? :wtf:

I mean, good for you I guess, might as well cash in and take advantage of the system and redeem your points for a small cheese pizza at Chuckie's or whatever, but :rolleyes:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:40 am
Johnny_P wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:24 am

What kind of prizes can you get? A GM mug or something? That sounds rather cool actually.
No, the stuff is legit items. Right now the most popular are golf clubs and dyson vacuums. It's nearly amazon levels of selection. I may just convert my points to an Amazon gift card...I have enough to get $250. :notbad:

I had no clue about any of this until someone told me I was in the top 3 most recognized for the month.
I didn't know what that meant until I went in the system. :mindblown:
That is pretty cool, gotta say. Just seems odd to me.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:55 am
Calvinball wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:53 am

She owes you.


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I dare KYJellyman to send a bill for shipping to the birthday bwoy.
I mean, paying it would be the right thing for the parents to do.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
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[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:55 am
Calvinball wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:53 am

She owes you.


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I dare KYJellyman to send a bill for shipping to the birthday bwoy.
Free return to Amazon but I should bill him for pain and suffering. No idea they would even let you return something after 3 months.
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wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:14 am
[user not found] wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:55 am

I dare KYJellyman to send a bill for shipping to the birthday bwoy.
I mean, paying it would be the right thing for the parents to do.
He offered but if was free.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:16 am
wap wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:14 am
I mean, paying it would be the right thing for the parents to do.
He offered but if was free.
Good for him then.
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Calvinball wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:53 am
KYGTIGuy wrote:
So, my wife thought it was weird but agreed to do it. Had to go to the UPS store and deal with that mess

Shoes were unworn
She owes you.


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Our therapist suggested we get a poster board and put it one the wall. On it we would do a running count of favors that we have done for each other that we feel need to be "paid back".




















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KYGTIGuy wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:19 am
Calvinball wrote: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:53 am

She owes you.


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Our therapist suggested we get a poster board and put it one the wall. On it we would do a running count of favors that we have done for each other that we feel need to be "paid back".



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Why do I think that would never be equal?

Oh, right. Because I'm marries and know how this works. :lol:
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