OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:10 pm
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Sounds like he could!
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I hated high school so that makes me being happy easy.
I didn't "hate" it, but it wasn't my glory years like most people seem to cherish.

My best years have been my most recent, TBH. And they just keep getting better, so I just cannot understand the :| from people and their own lives.
:fuckyeah:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:10 pm High school was probably one of the lowest points in my life. Ever since then it's been a lot of work on myself to get out of bed and kick ass.
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Holy fuk, boss just left...office light off and door locked.

:notsure: if trap...
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:16 pm Holy fuk, boss just left...office light off and door locked.

:notsure: if trap...
:notsure:
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:17 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:16 pm Holy fuk, boss just left...office light off and door locked.

:notsure: if trap...
And he didn't tell you???
Dude, that's how it is around here. I'll go see if his boss is still here...
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:10 pm
wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:08 pm

Sounds like he could!
[Old] Ow my hip! [/Old]
The [olds] battle cry!
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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HR sent out a survey to see what people would be interested in as they research benefits. They asked about student loan assistance which would be :fuckyeah: if they put something into place.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:16 pm Holy fuk, boss just left...office light off and door locked.

:notsure: if trap...
Wait until 3:30 then reassess. :notsure:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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90 mins until I bounce for the weekend.
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wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:20 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:16 pm Holy fuk, boss just left...office light off and door locked.

:notsure: if trap...
Wait until 3:30 then reassess. :notsure:
High up bosses are gone, offices closed, lights off.

We're all a bit :notsure: ATM.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:22 pm
wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:20 pm

Wait until 3:30 then reassess. :notsure:
High up bosses are gone, offices closed, lights off.

We're all a bit :notsure: ATM.
Did they go to lunch or leave for the weekend? :notsure:
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FWIW I 5/7 loved high school. Did well academically, liked most of my teachers, actually learned shit, had a great circle of friends, and knew/was known by most people. It helped that we had a smallish class (204 graduates). But I recognize that that was in the (distant) past and can not be relived. I only really keep in touch with one or 2 people from HS and never went to a reunion. :aintcare:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:22 pm
wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:20 pm

Wait until 3:30 then reassess. :notsure:
High up bosses are gone, offices closed, lights off.

We're all a bit :notsure: ATM.
Wait until 3:00 and reassess.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:22 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:22 pm
High up bosses are gone, offices closed, lights off.

We're all a bit :notsure: ATM.
Did they go to lunch or leave for the weekend? :notsure:
:dat:

That could be the basis for the :trap:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:22 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:22 pm
High up bosses are gone, offices closed, lights off.

We're all a bit :notsure: ATM.
Did they go to lunch or leave for the weekend? :notsure:
That's what we're trying to determine. 5 times out of 7, lights off offices locked means gone for the day.

:notsure: :notsure: :notsure:
:notsure: :wtf: :notsure:
:notsure: :notsure: :notsure:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:24 pm
Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:22 pm

Did they go to lunch or leave for the weekend? :notsure:
:dat:

That could be the basis for the :trap:
Totally.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:25 pm
Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:22 pm

Did they go to lunch or leave for the weekend? :notsure:
That's what we're trying to determine. 5 times out of 7, lights off offices locked means gone for the day.

:notsure: :notsure: :notsure:
:notsure: :wtf: :notsure:
:notsure: :notsure: :notsure:
Seems really early, since you were expecting a 7pm night tonight...
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Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:27 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:25 pm
That's what we're trying to determine. 5 times out of 7, lights off offices locked means gone for the day.

:notsure: :notsure: :notsure:
:notsure: :wtf: :notsure:
:notsure: :notsure: :notsure:
Seems really early, since you were expecting a 7pm night tonight...
Totally. But I just heard one senior manager talking about leaving now to beat traffic going up to his cottage...which all these people have, so maybe?!?

Other people my level are bailing. Still :notsure:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:29 pm
Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:27 pm

Seems really early, since you were expecting a 7pm night tonight...
Totally. But I just heard one senior manager talking about leaving now to beat traffic going up to his cottage...which all these people have, so maybe?!?

Other people my level are bailing. Still :notsure:
Don't be them. Stick around until mid afternoon at least, then send an email to the higher-ups about some :bs: so they know you were there until a reasonable time.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:29 pm
Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:27 pm

Seems really early, since you were expecting a 7pm night tonight...
Totally. But I just heard one senior manager talking about leaving now to beat traffic going up to his cottage...which all these people have, so maybe?!?

Other people my level are bailing. Still :notsure:
Shit post for a little while longer as you watch how the lemmings react to the bosses leaving. Then make the call to leave.
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wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:30 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:29 pm
Totally. But I just heard one senior manager talking about leaving now to beat traffic going up to his cottage...which all these people have, so maybe?!?

Other people my level are bailing. Still :notsure:
Don't be them. Stick around until mid afternoon at least, then send an email to the higher-ups about some :bs: so they know you were there until a reasonable time.
:notbad: idea, but could also be accomplished from home.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:32 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:29 pm
Totally. But I just heard one senior manager talking about leaving now to beat traffic going up to his cottage...which all these people have, so maybe?!?

Other people my level are bailing. Still :notsure:
Shit post for a little while longer as you watch how the lemmings react to the bosses leaving. Then make the call to leave.
People are starting to mass exodus. :wtf: :lolol:
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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If the bosses come back and I'm the only one here, :doe:

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:38 pm If the bosses come back and I'm the only one here, :doe:

:roasted:
:dat: :lolol:
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