OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:36 pm
Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:32 pm

Shit post for a little while longer as you watch how the lemmings react to the bosses leaving. Then make the call to leave.
People are starting to mass exodus. :wtf: :lolol:
Leaving at noon :mindblown: I'm hoping to get dismissed an hour early today.
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SAWCE wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:42 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:36 pm
People are starting to mass exodus. :wtf: :lolol:
Leaving at noon :mindblown: I'm hoping to get dismissed an hour early today.
Well, it's a quarter to 2 here, but still...it's gotta be a trap.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:44 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:42 pm

Leaving at noon :mindblown: I'm hoping to get dismissed an hour early today.
Well, it's a quarter to 2 here, but still...it's gotta be a trap.
Ah I forgot you're 3 hours ahead.. I was thinking just 2 and that everyone started leaving right at noon.
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My car is roadworthy per Virginia safety inspection.

Also, baby rock chips were noticed on the hood

:fuckyeah:

DrKolorChip time.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:48 pm :hai:

My car is roadworthy per Virginia safety inspection.

Also, baby rock chips were noticed on the hood

:fuckyeah:

DrKolorChip time.
Why is that :fuckyeah: Car sounds totaled between that and the broken trim on the rear.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:49 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:48 pm :hai:

My car is roadworthy per Virginia safety inspection.

Also, baby rock chips were noticed on the hood

:fuckyeah:

DrKolorChip time.
Why is that :fuckyeah: Car sounds totaled between that and the broken trim on the rear.
:dat:
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:49 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:48 pm :hai:

My car is roadworthy per Virginia safety inspection.

Also, baby rock chips were noticed on the hood

:fuckyeah:

DrKolorChip time.
Why is that :fuckyeah: Car sounds totaled between that and the broken trim on the rear.
Yeah it’s :nuke:

Chips aren’t bad. Just baby dings. Dealership offered to replace my spoiler with an mk7.5 GTIoff of the lot that they have (in Tornado Red)
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:36 pm
wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:30 pm
Don't be them. Stick around until mid afternoon at least, then send an email to the higher-ups about some :bs: so they know you were there until a reasonable time.
:notbad: idea, but could also be accomplished from home.
Good point.
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:11 pm
Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:49 pm
Why is that :fuckyeah: Car sounds totaled between that and the broken trim on the rear.
Yeah it’s :nuke:

Chips aren’t bad. Just baby dings. Dealership offered to replace my spoiler with an mk7.5 GTIoff of the lot that they have (in Tornado Red)
:notbad: :doit:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:16 pm
razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:11 pm

Yeah it’s :nuke:

Chips aren’t bad. Just baby dings. Dealership offered to replace my spoiler with an mk7.5 GTIoff of the lot that they have (in Tornado Red)
:notbad: :doit:
I just might.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:20 pm
wap wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:16 pm

:notbad: :doit:
I just might.
If they're offering to do it for free why wouldn't you?
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 8:56 am
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On a Friday of a long weekend? :rage:
Yea, it's my reality now...
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Hey guys...

Work's been a nightmare all day, but I've been kicking ass and taking names. Really ready for the weekend in Vegas.... Can't wait to fly out tomorrow and start day drinking on the plane at 9:30AM. :drunk: by 10:15 and for the rest of the weekend is my goal.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:28 pm Hey guys...

Work's been a nightmare all day, but I've been kicking ass and taking names. Really ready for the weekend in Vegas.... Can't wait to fly out tomorrow and start day drinking on the plane at 9:30AM. :drunk: by 10:15 and for the rest of the weekend is my goal.
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Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:28 pm
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:28 pm Hey guys...

Work's been a nightmare all day, but I've been kicking ass and taking names. Really ready for the weekend in Vegas.... Can't wait to fly out tomorrow and start day drinking on the plane at 9:30AM. :drunk: by 10:15 and for the rest of the weekend is my goal.
:fuckyeah:
:dat: :megusta:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Company Memorial Day BBQ happening soon. I'll break my diet and enjoy a burger with everyone.
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Detroit wrote:
Apex wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 12:21 pm Sounds like you need a little liquid lunch. :megusta:
Trying to keep my drinking down to just the weekend.

Bad time to do this, I'm afraid.
It's actually the weekend

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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 12:32 pm :dat:
[Old] I hate my life and wife so I stay here all the time as pushing people around is the only bit of joy I have[/old]
Oh damn son. Too real.

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dubshow wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:54 pm $5 box ftwImage

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THose are arguably the best deal in fast food. I just wish that you could swap the drink for a food item, even if it's just a shitty basic taco.
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dubshow wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:54 pm $5 box ftwImage

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THose are arguably the best deal in fast food. I just wish that you could swap the drink for a food item, even if it's just a shitty basic taco.
Baja Blast :doe:
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Johnny_P wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 12:37 pm Yeah that's common here. Hatred towards the wife, kids, etc so they stay at work or volunteer to come in on a weekend to cover a job or whatever. Pretty sure my boss hates his kids so he stays here to avoid them. One of the foremen refuses to go on vacation with his family, instead he'll take his dog to a cabin to go fishing and stuff by himself for a week. One of the olds that used to work here hated his wife completely. He bought a new TV and installed it in his bedroom and put a lock on the door so she couldn't get in there and watch anything on it. Apparently she refused to divorce him or something.

:iono:

They probably all inhaled too much benzene vapor.
Such a miserable life.

I was just in a meeting with my boss and some agency people and of course boss brings up the fact that I have a ZR2 AND A CORVETTE and "somehow married to a unicorn". :triggered:

I had to bite my tongue.

I don't understand it. Why do these people get married and reproduce and then end up being so miserable? I chose my life to be this way, anyone else could do the same. I consider myself fortunate to have found my wife, but hell...
Could you even imagine if they found out about the volt!?

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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 12:54 pm Seems like it. I don't get it man...these are all decisions everyone has the power to make.

You want a wife and family? Cool, plan for it and what comes with it. I'm a selfish prick that wants toys and freedumbs, and found :tits: that wants the same. That was a choice.
I find a lot of guys like this are just generally unrealistic about what life is really like. They thought that it would all be just as good as high school.

These are the ones that will have the comments if i go in on Monday with the Alfa.
Explain to them your propietary blend of :alpo:

And watch the :mahtroy: :rage: flow

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Detroit wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 1:00 pm Yea, that's a good point.
I hated high school so that makes me being happy easy.
:dat: so much :dat:

You mean I can control my life and destiny?! You mean because your parents did everything and gave you everything in grade school you become a useless fuck in adulthood? Yeah. I have terrible memories of grade school.

Always have a chuckle when my path crosses with people of past.

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