OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 2:31 pm My niece's first communion
Derby Day
Cinco De Mayo

All Saturday. It's going to get ugly.
wine
julipes
margs

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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:20 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 2:38 pm Bar owners have latched onto Cinco De Mayo like Craftsman has latched onto Father's Day.
It's really bad out here. Of course they hit all the "big" ones like that, but I swear there's nightly "events" too.. Taco Tuesday!!!! Wine Wednesday!!! ZOMGThirsty Thursday!!!
Quizzo! :disgust:
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:20 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 2:38 pm Bar owners have latched onto Cinco De Mayo like Craftsman has latched onto Father's Day.
It's really bad out here. Of course they hit all the "big" ones like that, but I swear there's nightly "events" too.. Taco Tuesday!!!! Wine Wednesday!!! ZOMGThirsty Thursday!!!
MANIC MONDAYS
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To be authentic, instead of mint julips, drink Early Times from a flask that was duck taped to your thigh near your balls in order to get it through security. Make sure the whiskey is above 85 degrees preferably
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:29 pm To be authentic, instead of mint julips, drink Early Times from a flask that was duck taped to your thigh near your balls in order to get it through security. Make sure the whiskey is above 85 degrees preferably
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this means id start with whiskey, move on to margarita, finish with wine at church around 5. awesome.
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:29 pm To be authentic, instead of mint julips, drink Early Times from a flask that was duck taped to your thigh near your balls in order to get it through security. Make sure the whiskey is above 85 degrees preferably
A given if placed close to your balls long enough.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:25 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:20 pm

It's really bad out here. Of course they hit all the "big" ones like that, but I swear there's nightly "events" too.. Taco Tuesday!!!! Wine Wednesday!!! ZOMGThirsty Thursday!!!
MANIC MONDAYS
FUCKED FRIDAYS!
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Derby after 9/11 was a tough one. Many a smuggler twas busted.

Best I remember it was like 90 degrees that day
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:35 pm Derby after 9/11 was a tough one. Many a smuggler twas busted.

Best I remember it was like 90 degrees that day
Smuggling booze into the derby?
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:34 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:25 pm

MANIC MONDAYS
FUCKED FRIDAYS!
SLAMMED SATURDAY


and everyones favortie

SUNDAY FUNDAY aka Yay we can drink at breakfast! :disgust:
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:41 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:34 pm

FUCKED FRIDAYS!
SLAMMED SATURDAY


and everyones favortie

SUNDAY FUNDAY aka Yay we can drink at breakfast! :disgust:
:dat: :disgust:

It's crazy to me that people actually go out and drink every night.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:38 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:35 pm Derby after 9/11 was a tough one. Many a smuggler twas busted.

Best I remember it was like 90 degrees that day
Smuggling booze into the derby?
Several times. Security got really tough after 9/11. I was in college and going to Derby and oaks every year so they run together a bit. Been in the grandstand too.

In general, It's worth going but it's so crowded it feels unsafe at this point
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:25 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:20 pm

It's really bad out here. Of course they hit all the "big" ones like that, but I swear there's nightly "events" too.. Taco Tuesday!!!! Wine Wednesday!!! ZOMGThirsty Thursday!!!
MANIC MONDAYS
TALL BOY TUESDAYS

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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:43 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:41 pm

SLAMMED SATURDAY


and everyones favortie

SUNDAY FUNDAY aka Yay we can drink at breakfast! :disgust:
:dat: :disgust:

It's crazy to me that people actually go work out every day.
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dubshow wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 4:24 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:43 pm

:dat: :disgust:

It's crazy to me that people actually go work out every day.
:dat:
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:wap: Where are these mangos?
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:25 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:20 pm

It's really bad out here. Of course they hit all the "big" ones like that, but I swear there's nightly "events" too.. Taco Tuesday!!!! Wine Wednesday!!! ZOMGThirsty Thursday!!!
MANIC MONDAYS
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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MIL turned 70 recently. Taking them out for a :wasteful: :meat: dinner at a 5/7 local :meat: joint.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 12:08 pm

Hit that number all week and see what your weight is next monday morning. Day to day measurements are too hard to read with things like holding water in your system and stuff like that. Don't get discouraged.
I just go off of how my clothes fit.

Everything's fitting looser now, I'm happy.
i feel like i'm swimming in them this week.
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dubshow wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 4:24 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:43 pm

:dat: :disgust:

It's crazy to me that people actually go work out every day.
:dat:
:iswydt:

Only 5 days a week for me though. 7 days a week is indeed crazy.

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wap wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 4:28 pm
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 3:25 pm

MANIC MONDAYS
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTION WEDNESDAYS



WAIT WHAT WERE WE DOING AGAIN
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wap wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 4:28 pm

WALK LIKE AN EGYPTION WEDNESDAYS



WAIT WHAT WERE WE DOING AGAIN
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[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 4:55 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 12:08 pm

Hit that number all week and see what your weight is next monday morning. Day to day measurements are too hard to read with things like holding water in your system and stuff like that. Don't get discouraged.
I just go off of how my clothes fit.

Everything's fitting looser now, I'm happy.
That time you hit 172 man, I thought you might stroke out before you got things back under control.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:21 pm Earn it and burn it, Val.
max225 wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:35 pm Yes it's a cool car. But prepare the lube/sawdust.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 5:35 pm
[user not found] wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 4:55 pm

I just go off of how my clothes fit.

Everything's fitting looser now, I'm happy.
That time you hit 172 man, I thought you might stroke out before you got things back under control.
I was feeling that way for a while with how quickly we pushed my weight from 200 to 225.. feeling much better now that I've been hanging out there for a few weeks and leaning out.
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SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 5:38 pm
Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 5:35 pm

That time you hit 172 man, I thought you might stroke out before you got things back under control.
I was feeling that way for a while with how quickly we pushed my weight from 200 to 225.. feeling much better now that I've been hanging out there for a few weeks and leaning out.
I'm being facetious man. Zil is a rail. Fat Zil is a rail. Skinny Zil is a rail. His clothes fit fine 24/7/365
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 5:41 pm
SAWCE wrote: Tue May 01, 2018 5:38 pm

I was feeling that way for a while with how quickly we pushed my weight from 200 to 225.. feeling much better now that I've been hanging out there for a few weeks and leaning out.
I'm being facetious man. Zil is a rail. Fat Zil is a rail. Skinny Zil is a rail. His clothes fit fine 24/7/365
Oh.. lol.. I knew Z is a slim dude, but I thought maybe he'd expressed concern for his health when he put on some weight and I missed it.
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