OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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Johnny_P wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 8:35 am
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The amount of Porsche derp i experience is insane. It’s everywhere.
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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Wow, my motivation levels today...

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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 8:56 am Wow, my motivation levels today...

:nope:
It’s almost Friday
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 8:57 am
Detroit wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 8:56 am Wow, my motivation levels today...

:nope:
It’s almost Friday
Thankfully
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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Detroit wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 8:56 am Wow, my motivation levels today...

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Early 2018 MY cars that came pre-wired for Android Auto and Apple Car Play but didn't actually have the software. The software hasn't rolled yet though new cars are coming with it. I get why people are annoyed BUT there are numerous threads about how a class action lawsuit is needed.

The price range of the car results in a really strange mix of people.
That is very :rolleyes:
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Just found that Alfa thread. People are retards.
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Johnny_P wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:43 am
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Early 2018 MY cars that came pre-wired for Android Auto and Apple Car Play but didn't actually have the software. The software hasn't rolled yet though new cars are coming with it. I get why people are annoyed BUT there are numerous threads about how a class action lawsuit is needed.

The price range of the car results in a really strange mix of people.
That is very :rolleyes:
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Class action for lack of Android Auto. :lololgasm:

Though, my 2016 Volt has Android Auto, it's :impressive: that a 2018 luxury car does not.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:50 am
Johnny_P wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:48 am Just found that Alfa thread. People are retards.
I suspect I'm going to make zero friends over there.
I :wub: the guy with the definition of pre-wire.
:bruh: :lolol: cars come pre-wired for all sorts of shit they don't have like fog lights, audio equipment, driver aids, etc. Class action all the things!
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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:56 am Real [user not found] instead of nice [user not found] is going to come out soon.
:[user not found]: replying to all these cucks:

“You bitch a lot. Has your wife lost interest in you? Let me show her what a real :alpo: feels like. Maybe then you won’t bitch about pre-wired :dock:
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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:50 am
Johnny_P wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:48 am Just found that Alfa thread. People are retards.
I suspect I'm going to make zero friends over there.
I think I would be concerned if you did, based on what you're seeing.
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Detroit wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:49 am :dat: :disgust:

Class action for lack of Android Auto. :lololgasm:

Though, my 2016 Volt has Android Auto, it's :impressive: that a 2018 luxury car does not.
See the entire line of BMW vehicles.

Pretty sad TBH.

This is one thing that irked me on the m235i and will keep me from buying another BMW. Lack of good phone integration is unexcusable today and is a requirement for me.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 10:05 am
Detroit wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:49 am :dat: :disgust:

Class action for lack of Android Auto. :lololgasm:

Though, my 2016 Volt has Android Auto, it's :impressive: that a 2018 luxury car does not.
See the entire line of BMW vehicles.

Pretty sad TBH.

This is one thing that irked me on the m235i and will keep me from buying another BMW. Lack of good phone integration is unexcusable today and is a requirement for me.
Good point. My buddy's new Impreza povertycar has better connectivity through its standard (and routinely classified as sub-par) starlink system.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 10:05 am
Detroit wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 9:49 am :dat: :disgust:

Class action for lack of Android Auto. :lololgasm:

Though, my 2016 Volt has Android Auto, it's :impressive: that a 2018 luxury car does not.
See the entire line of BMW vehicles.

Pretty sad TBH.

This is one thing that irked me on the m235i and will keep me from buying another BMW. Lack of good phone integration is unexcusable today and is a requirement for me.
Ignoring it just doesn't make any sense. I'm sure there's some engineering cost incurred, but it's got to be cheaper than spending money on developing a proprietary system. I've really gotten used to using Android Auto to the point where it's hard to get into a car without it.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 10:25 am I don't think there is any argument over the preference or that it SHOULD have it. But a class action suit because it doesn't? Give me a break.
I'm looking for a reputable firm to start a class action suit against :[user not found]: for not getting on the class action bandwagon and trying to impede the ability of others to get $5 gift cards when the lawyers only make $30M.

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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 10:25 am I don't think there is any argument over the preference or that it SHOULD have it. But a class action suit because it doesn't? Give me a break.
Absolutely. That's :fullretard:
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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 10:25 am I don't think there is any argument over the preference or that it SHOULD have it. But a class action suit because it doesn't? Give me a break.
I'm looking for a reputable firm to start a class action suit against :[user not found]: for not getting on the class action bandwagon and trying to impede the ability of others to get $5 gift cards when the lawyers only make $30M.

Who's with me?
:hai:

$5 gift card :fuckyeah:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 10:39 am
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 10:30 am

I'm looking for a reputable firm to start a class action suit against :[user not found]: for not getting on the class action bandwagon and trying to impede the ability of others to get $5 gift cards when the lawyers only make $30M.

Who's with me?
:hai:

$5 gift card :fuckyeah:
DFD eating good tonight!
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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wap wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 10:39 am
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$5 gift card :fuckyeah:
DFD eating good tonight!
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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The phone linking in the :jeep: is one thing I'm disappointed by.
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[user not found] wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 11:51 am
CorvetteWaxer wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 10:30 am

I'm looking for a reputable firm to start a class action suit against :[user not found]: for not getting on the class action bandwagon and trying to impede the ability of others to get $5 gift cards when the lawyers only make $30M.

Who's with me?
I don't deserve it.
That's what they all say.
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Apex wrote: Thu May 31, 2018 12:11 pm Taking a half-day today to finish up our move.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Feeling :fatty: today.
Birthday deep dish pizza :drool: on Tuesday, then yesterday went to my niece's 8th grade graduation ceremony and back to bro's house for dinner. What do they want to do? Order in deep dish pizza from a different joint. I ordered chicken Florentine instead, which was 5/7. This Sunday is her graduation party. Where? At yet another pizza place. :lol:
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