OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

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Tarspin wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:00 am
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Do your boys ever bust in whilst you're trying to :poop: ? That's something I don't look forward to if I ever have :baby: .
Always lol! The little one's like "daddy you go poo poo?"

Yeah buddy. You wanna go see mama?
Sure daddy! *tumbles down stairs*
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:00 am Always lol! The little one's like "daddy you go poo poo?"

Yeah buddy. You wanna go see mama?
Sure daddy! *tumbles down stairs*
:dat: :disappoint:
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Tarspin wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:27 am
razr390 wrote:
Sure daddy! *tumbles down stairs*
:dat: :disappoint:
He will go far in life... as long as there are stairs.
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Desertbreh wrote: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:05 pm DFD. The forum where everybody makes the same choices and then tells anybody trying to join the club that they are the stupidest motherfucker to ever walk the earth.
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razr390 wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:09 am
Tarspin wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 10:00 am Always lol! The little one's like "daddy you go poo poo?"

Yeah buddy. You wanna go see mama?
Sure daddy! *tumbles down stairs*
:lolol:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Work computer froze. Had to restart it. Now it’s not rebooting. Taking 5 mins to bring up the welcome screen which just says please wait. Yay Microsoft.
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Coworker left for 10 days on a European river cruise. Forgot to put his out of office responder on. :derp:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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wap wrote:Coworker left for 10 days on a European river cruise. Forgot to put his out of office responder on. :derp:
:jelly: of coworker.

I just landed in Austin. Feeling burned out on road life since getting back from vacation. Oh well, I'll be home by 1 PM Friday :fuckyeah:
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D Griff wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:00 pm
wap wrote:Coworker left for 10 days on a European river cruise. Forgot to put his out of office responder on. :derp:
:jelly: of coworker.

I just landed in Austin. Feeling burned out on road life since getting back from vacation. Oh well, I'll be home by 1 PM Friday :fuckyeah:
Me too. Euro river cruise is definitely a bucket list thing for me.

Man, another week away from home? :nope: No wonder you're burned out.
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Picked up some raw sauerkraut from Costco to see if it'd help my digestion. Grabbed it Saturday.. Had 1 or 2 1ozish servings on Saturday, and 3 servings about that size yesterday. One with my breakfast today. First :poop: of the day was already much better than they have been in a long time. Was worried that I'd maybe started too much too fast, and that I'd get gassy and bloated from it, but no negatives so far. I'll stick to 2-3oz per day and the container should last me about a month. Not bad for $10.
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CorvetteWaxer wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:39 pm:hai:
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You :drunk: fall in the volcano yet?
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Almost time to :nope: home

Thank God.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:48 pm Almost time to :nope: home

Thank God.
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Getting closer to :dock: time with [user not found]'s wife for me. :hubba:
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:48 pm Almost time to :nope: home

Thank God.
:fuckyeah: no moldy roof tiles for Johnny for the rest of the night.
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Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:48 pm Almost time to :nope: home

Thank God.
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Getting closer to :dock: time with [user not found]'s wife for me. :hubba:
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razr390 wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:06 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:48 pm Almost time to :nope: home

Thank God.
:fuckyeah: no moldy roof tiles for Johnny for the rest of the night.
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Apex wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:05 pm

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Getting closer to :dock: time with [user not found]'s wife for me. :hubba:
:wat:
You should leave work.


I'm :meat: ing up with Mrs. :dillerman: for :baby: :doge: family photos tonight.
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Apex wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:18 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:16 pm

:wat:
You should leave work.


I'm :meat: ing up with Mrs. :dillerman: for :baby: :doge: family photos tonight.
:notbad:
Post 'em up here!
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Apex wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:18 pm
Johnny_P wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:16 pm

:wat:
You should leave work.


I'm :meat: ing up with Mrs. :dillerman: for :baby: :doge: family photos tonight.
:fuckyeah:
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I guess Griff had a hard weekend.

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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:29 pm I :lolol: hard every time I see OTPHJ in real life. I didn't realize it was an outside of DFD thing until recently.
:dat:

Caught me off guard.
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[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:29 pm I :lolol: hard every time I see OTPHJ in real life. I didn't realize it was an outside of DFD thing until recently.
We have a neighborhood bar down the street called OTPH (Old Town Public House) and I always giggle anytime we go. There was a local "Brew Bus" in our town a while back that went there and I told about a dozen random people that I call it over the pants handjob and the overwhelming response was "I'm going to call it that for the rest of my life".
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D Griff wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:29 pm
[user not found] wrote: Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:29 pm I :lolol: hard every time I see OTPHJ in real life. I didn't realize it was an outside of DFD thing until recently.
We have a neighborhood bar down the street called OTPH (Old Town Public House) and I always giggle anytime we go. There was a local "Brew Bus" in our town a while back that went there and I told about a dozen random people that I call it over the pants handjob and the overwhelming response was "I'm going to call it that for the rest of my life".
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