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Apex wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:21 pm Getting caught up on work emails from being out Monday and Tuesday with moving.
:notbad: so far.
Pics of new place.
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wap wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:23 pm
Apex wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:21 pm Getting caught up on work emails from being out Monday and Tuesday with moving.
:notbad: so far.
Pics of new place.
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Apex wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:26 pm
wap wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:23 pm

Pics of new place.
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:lolol:
:wap: Where are these mangos?
Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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:lol: I'll get some pics when there is something to see.
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wap wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:23 pm Pics of new place.
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:29 pm
Apex wrote:
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Spending my afternoon drinking a Image and sanding these old chairs. 200 yr old walnut is a PITA to sand with 300 grit. Had to drop down to P80 to make a proper dent.ImageImage
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Wife just texted me a pic of my son shitting on our bqck deck. But not squatting, he sat all the way down so his arse was on the deck and forced one out. What wasn't stuck to his ass lay there on the deck like a iron wedge.

Say what you will but that took some kinda effort to get that one out
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:54 pm Wife just texted me a pic of my son shitting on our bqck deck. But not squatting, he sat all the way down so his arse was on the deck and forced one out. What wasn't stuck to his ass lay there on the deck like a iron wedge.

Say what you will but that took some kinda effort to get that one out
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Johnny_P wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:58 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:54 pm Wife just texted me a pic of my son shitting on our bqck deck. But not squatting, he sat all the way down so his arse was on the deck and forced one out. What wasn't stuck to his ass lay there on the deck like a iron wedge.

Say what you will but that took some kinda effort to get that one out
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Id post the pic but his monkey business is hanging out
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KYGTIGuy wrote:Wife just texted me a pic of my son shitting on our bqck deck. But not squatting, he sat all the way down so his arse was on the deck and forced one out. What wasn't stuck to his ass lay there on the deck like a iron wedge.

Say what you will but that took some kinda effort to get that one out
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KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:54 pm Wife just texted me a pic of my son shitting on our bqck deck. But not squatting, he sat all the way down so his arse was on the deck and forced one out. What wasn't stuck to his ass lay there on the deck like a iron wedge.

Say what you will but that took some kinda effort to get that one out
Your kid is hilarious.
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:47 pm Spending my afternoon drinking a Image and sanding these old chairs. 200 yr old walnut is a PITA to sand with 300 grit. Had to drop down to P80 to make a proper dent.ImageImage
The 200 year old varnish is also giving you a hard time too, no doubt. Nice chairs. Are you painting them, iirc?
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Detroit wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:19 pm I don't understand anything anymore.
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:47 pm Spending my afternoon drinking a Image and sanding these old chairs. 200 yr old walnut is a PITA to sand with 300 grit. Had to drop down to P80 to make a proper dent.ImageImage
By hand?

You're insane dude. Wow that's some time intensive shit
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:47 pm Spending my afternoon drinking a Image and sanding these old chairs. 200 yr old walnut is a PITA to sand with 300 grit. Had to drop down to P80 to make a proper dent.ImageImage
By hand?

You're insane dude. Wow that's some time intensive shit
Yeah :fullretard:
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SAWCE wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 3:03 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:54 pm Wife just texted me a pic of my son shitting on our bqck deck. But not squatting, he sat all the way down so his arse was on the deck and forced one out. What wasn't stuck to his ass lay there on the deck like a iron wedge.

Say what you will but that took some kinda effort to get that one out
Your kid is hilarious.
I bought a couple John Wooden books instead of parenting books on Monday.

I feel like I need more advice on life itself than actual parenting books. I'm optimistic.
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 2:47 pm Spending my afternoon drinking a Image and sanding these old chairs. 200 yr old walnut is a PITA to sand with 300 grit. Had to drop down to P80 to make a proper dent.ImageImage
The 200 year old varnish is also giving you a hard time too, no doubt. Nice chairs. Are you painting them, iirc?
Yeah going white with them to compliment the reno. Still not sure if I should just paint them with a brush or spray them. They kind of got sidelined with other things going on but I really wanted to do something different.

They will go here when done (pic).....Image
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SAWCE wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 3:03 pm Your kid is hilarious.
I bought a couple John Wooden books instead of parenting books on Monday.

I feel like I need more advice on life itself than actual parenting books. I'm optimistic.
You'll do great!
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Tarspin wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 3:08 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote:
By hand?

You're insane dude. Wow that's some time intensive shit
Yeah :fullretard:
Go buy a oscillating tool with a sanding attachment from Princess Auto.
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 12:06 pm Apparently I have a reputation for shitting on people when trying to offer humorous discord based on life experience and personal opinions, the whole purpose of a forum.
I suspect its partially due to some group think from the OG's now that there is no :mahtroy: to beat up on.

I think I shall step away from DFD till next week, it should allow some time for calluses (IE skin thickening from friction) to properly forum up.

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Error 404: Humor not found.

Error 404: Groupthink not found.

Enjoy the skin thickening therapy.
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Also, did we lose :mahtroy: again:
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wap wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 3:31 pm Also, did we lose :mahtroy: again:
:(
He didn't feel :whalecum: here and :nope: 'd
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4zilch wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 3:45 pm
wap wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 3:31 pm Also, did we lose :mahtroy: again:
:(
He didn't feel :whalecum: here and :nope: 'd
:rolleyes:

He'd be more :whalecum: than :fax: today!




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4zilch wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 3:45 pm

He didn't feel :whalecum: here and :nope: 'd
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So much salt lately.

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wap wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 4:03 pm
4zilch wrote: Wed May 23, 2018 3:45 pm

He didn't feel :whalecum: here and :nope: 'd
:rolleyes:

He's more :whalecum: than :fax:




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Desertbreh wrote: Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:40 pm My guess would be that Chris took some time off because he has read the dialogue on this page 1,345 times and decided to spend some of his free time doing something besides beating a horse to death.
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