OT 13: Unholy Guacamole

wap · Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:12 pm

SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:32 pm Michelle is out on a case right now and just learned that the mother and father of the child are first cousins

Who do they think they are, European royalty?

wap · Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:13 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:52 pm
[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:39 pm

I'd like to see the family tree.
It's more like a bush

A single stalk.

datgrundle · Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:15 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:01 pm
datgrundle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:56 pm

Like part of my extended family.. Go go deep Pine Barrens!!!
The jersey devil is real. It's just brother cousin uncle Mickey.

Hey man.. I've seen some suuuper creepy suspect stuff out there. Not saying the Jersey Devil is real but there are definitely parts of those woods that are haunted or something..

datgrundle · Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:17 pm

[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:01 pm
datgrundle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:56 pm

Like part of my extended family.. Go go deep Pine Barrens!!!
The jersey devil is real. It's just brother cousin uncle Mickey.

And also active KKK factions and devil worshipers. I've had to deal with KKK members when I was in High School as well as when my dad owned his farm out there. Mother was a public school teacher too and would occasionally have the devil kids go through her classroom. One of the last kids she taught had a cat shaped eye and he threatened to put a curse on our family. This was a 5th grader btw.

Tar · Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:33 pm

[user not found] wrote:Here is my issue with the whole Crang issue, and it isn't about Crang specifically. I see such paralysis of decision making in the world. It's not generational it's across our whole culture it seems. People wait and wait and wait for the perfect solution without realizing that nothing has a perfect solution. The best thing to do is to ACT quickly. It always works out better in the end than if you wait, even if there ends up being another possible 'better' solution. Success isn't based on making the perfect decision, it's making many fast progressively better decisions.

I recently learned that people typically react in one of three ways when being confronted with a crisis:

Fight: -argue, resolve, discuss, etc
Flight: -avoid, ignore, defer, etc
Freeze: -blank out and do nothing

Typically the third type has experienced some type of trauma. Maybe this is Crang? No one type is right or wrong, it's just the nature of humans. The Freeze group have it the worst because typically the fighters (women 80% of the time hook up with the Flighters and they pair well). Not many can deal with the Freezers because they are frustrating as fuck.

Tar · Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:34 pm

wap wrote: DFD

Tar · Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:35 pm

wap wrote:
[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:38 am Here is my issue with the whole Crang issue, and it isn't about Crang specifically. I see such paralysis of decision making in the world. It's not generational it's across our whole culture it seems. People wait and wait and wait for the perfect solution without realizing that nothing has a perfect solution. The best thing to do is to ACT quickly. It always works out better in the end than if you wait, even if there ends up being another possible 'better' solution. Success isn't based on making the perfect decision, it's making many fast progressively better decisions.

Decision paralysis makes me

There it is. Try dating someone like that

Tar · Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:47 pm

datgrundle wrote:
[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:01 pm The jersey devil is real. It's just brother cousin uncle Mickey.
And also active KKK factions and devil worshipers. I've had to deal with KKK members when I was in High School as well as when my dad owned his farm out there. Mother was a public school teacher too and would occasionally have the devil kids go through her classroom. One of the last kids she taught had a cat shaped eye and he threatened to put a curse on our family. This was a 5th grader btw.

Wow

wap · Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:50 pm

Tarspin wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:35 pm
wap wrote:

Decision paralysis makes me
There it is. Try dating someone like that

wap · Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:50 pm

Off to the dentist now.

Tar · Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:07 pm

wap wrote:
Tarspin wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:35 pm There it is. Try dating someone like that

It sucks for the guy, it's just his natural response to shit. It costs him in more ways then one.

goIftdibrad · Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:42 pm

datgrundle wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:17 am

i lolllleddddddd

SAWCE · Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:13 pm

Definitely coming down with a cold or something. Sucks. I've heard good things about those Zicam nose swabs or whatever, so I'm gonna snag a pack of those at Vons on my way home. Really don't want a full blown cold.

razr390 · Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:26 pm

SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:13 pm Definitely coming down with a cold or something. Sucks. I've heard good things about those Zicam nose swabs or whatever, so I'm gonna snag a pack of those at Vons on my way home. Really don't want a full blown cold.

Zicam is homeopathic but it does help. I have a pack too.

SAWCE · Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:35 pm

razr390 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:26 pm
SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:13 pm Definitely coming down with a cold or something. Sucks. I've heard good things about those Zicam nose swabs or whatever, so I'm gonna snag a pack of those at Vons on my way home. Really don't want a full blown cold.
Zicam is homeopathic but it does help. I have a pack too.

The "but" seems misplaced in that sentence...

KYGTIGuy · Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:30 pm

So, is Russia bluffing or are they going to target launch sites(US Ships) if we fire missles into Syria?

SAWCE · Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:36 pm

KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:30 pm So, is Russia bluffing or are they going to target launch sites(US Ships) if we fire missles into Syria?

Want to join the Army together as buddies if they do?

KYGTIGuy · Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:49 pm

SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:36 pm
KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:30 pm So, is Russia bluffing or are they going to target launch sites(US Ships) if we fire missles into Syria?
Want to join the Army together as buddies if they do?

SAWCE · Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:51 pm

KYGTIGuy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:49 pm
SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:36 pm

Want to join the Army together as buddies if they do?

Slowbro9001 · Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:55 pm

I learned today that the challenger I rented this week is not, in fact, in possession of a hemi engine. I was educated when the owner of this parked beside me at the plant I'm working in:

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razr390 · Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:34 pm

Slowbro9001 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:55 pm I learned today that the challenger I rented this week is not, in fact, in possession of a hemi engine. I was educated when the owner of this parked beside me at the plant I'm working in:

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So all movie quotes aside I was right.

:wrong:

Slowbro9001 · Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:11 pm

razr390 wrote:
Slowbro9001 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:55 pm I learned today that the challenger I rented this week is not, in fact, in possession of a hemi engine. I was educated when the owner of this parked beside me at the plant I'm working in:

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So all movie quotes aside I was right.

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razr390 · Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:14 pm

Slowbro9001 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:11 pm
razr390 wrote: So all movie quotes aside I was right.

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wap · Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:42 pm

folks.

Dentist visit went ok. No drilling required. :fuckyeah:

wap · Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:44 pm

SAWCE wrote: ↑Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:13 pm Definitely coming down with a cold or something. Sucks. I've heard good things about those Zicam nose swabs or whatever, so I'm gonna snag a pack of those at Vons on my way home. Really don't want a full blown cold.

I've always had luck with Cold Eze. The trick is to start taking them as soon as you get symptoms and take them religiously through the duration of your cold. It won't prevent a cold, but it definitely shortens the length and severity of my colds every time. They end up lasting 3-4 days max, instead of my usual 7-10 days.

ymmv, etc.