So not to derail Sno's #metoo thread, I decided to post Super Engineer's bullshit in it's own respective thread. If you're an engineer, you'll really get a kick out of his resume. I figure would get the most out of it.
Cliff notes? I worked with an engineer that was ridiculously delusional and got fired from the company I used to work with for multiple things. One was his harassment of a woman thru emails. We were in separate buildings, and she made small talk to him once in the break room and to him, that was an open invitation to slide his foot in the door to email her and get more and more personal. Eventually it got to the point where he flat out told her (in an email) "I KNOW YOU WANNA FUCK ME". My boss at the time was getting tired of his fucking up of models and engineering. We gave this dude a project to work on in Solidworks, and he completely ruined all of it and I had to go and fix it. He claimed to have a lot of Solidworks Certifications, but all he could really do was spin the models on his screen to make it look like he was doing something productive.
I've gotta go to a meeting, so I'll write more later. For now, here's his resume. I'll include more pics of his office when we fired him and other shit later.
Fax's archnemesis, The SuperEngineer Villian of the century
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That's a lot of words.
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holy shit that resume is a whole lotta
brain go brrrrrr
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So this is hero's office. Underneath that desk, he's got a toaster, mini-fridge, loose free-weights, and more food.
Here's all the health food we found stashed in his cabinets. When he got fired, they asked him to come clean out his office.
His response was ..... and this is literally what he said "That's just a buncha mechanical electrical wires and stuff. I don't need any of that shit".
A mini fridge, and a bunker of food is just "wires and mechanical engineering stuff"???? WTF. We actually watched him pound down 4 glasses of wine on his lunch break at a restaurant that 4 of us happened to be at, so we figured he was likely drunk when he got fired.
Then we get to his painting. He gave this to a company he worked for before, and when they fired him they told him to keep this priceless piece.
It's a downhole scraper, with a mural painted inside of the section of it. Normally when you sign paintings or art, it's usually a small signature at the bottom corner. But he's super proud of his work and decided to keep it big and where you could see.
I've got a buncha stories about him. If I can find the time I'll elaborate more.
Here's all the health food we found stashed in his cabinets. When he got fired, they asked him to come clean out his office.
His response was ..... and this is literally what he said "That's just a buncha mechanical electrical wires and stuff. I don't need any of that shit".
A mini fridge, and a bunker of food is just "wires and mechanical engineering stuff"???? WTF. We actually watched him pound down 4 glasses of wine on his lunch break at a restaurant that 4 of us happened to be at, so we figured he was likely drunk when he got fired.
Then we get to his painting. He gave this to a company he worked for before, and when they fired him they told him to keep this priceless piece.
It's a downhole scraper, with a mural painted inside of the section of it. Normally when you sign paintings or art, it's usually a small signature at the bottom corner. But he's super proud of his work and decided to keep it big and where you could see.
I've got a buncha stories about him. If I can find the time I'll elaborate more.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:41 pmHahaha great mindswap wrote:
"EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! THIS GUY IS A MORAN!"
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résumé?
directly to the shredder.
Also, that's his idea of "health food"? Nah bruh. Nah. I would bet this guy is on ASD to some degree.
directly to the shredder.
Also, that's his idea of "health food"? Nah bruh. Nah. I would bet this guy is on ASD to some degree.
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Tell me more so that I can anal-yze.
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