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Gberg2119 wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:24 pm Going out on my second "date" tonight so I guess I did something right or she's just a meal chaser. :iono:

I had one girl tell me how she had an ant problem in her house then proceeded to tell me how they got into a bag of her favorite popcorn. She then put that popcorn bag inside another bag to kill the ants. Best part was she said she ate the popcorn after all the ants were dead. Good stuff. Amirite?

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Gberg2119 wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:24 pm Going out on my second "date" tonight so I guess I did something right or she's just a meal chaser. :iono:

I had one girl tell me how she had an ant problem in her house then proceeded to tell me how they got into a bag of her favorite popcorn. She then put that popcorn bag inside another bag to kill the ants. Best part was she said she ate the popcorn after all the ants were dead. Good stuff. Amirite?

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One of mine was no profile pictures with horses. Horse people are weird.
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Ehhh.. most of the ones out here were thicker, but not in a good way.
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Must have tindered over 100 girls for Jefe last night. There is video of the judgement. I’m feeling confident I found his wife in there somewhere.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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I wish I was making up that ant story. One bonus was that she said she wouldn't serve that bag to anyone that went over her house. So that's nice of her.

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SAWCE wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:50 pm One of mine was no profile pictures with horses. Horse people are weird.
Dated equestrian chick for a year at the end of college, can confirm.
Sno wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:23 am Must have tindered over 100 girls for Jefe last night. There is video of the judgement. I’m feeling confident I found his wife in there somewhere.
4-5 beers in. There was much harsh judgment. It was glorious. I have the bestest friends.
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Gberg2119 wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:00 am I wish I was making up that ant story. One bonus was that she said she wouldn't serve that bag to anyone that went over her house. So that's nice of her.
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stripethree wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:49 pm
Gberg2119 wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:00 am I wish I was making up that ant story. One bonus was that she said she wouldn't serve that bag to anyone that went over her house. So that's nice of her.
:hellno: :hellno: :hellno:
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stripethree wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:48 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:50 pm One of mine was no profile pictures with horses. Horse people are weird.
Dated equestrian chick for a year at the end of college, can confirm.
Sno wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:23 am Must have tindered over 100 girls for Jefe last night. There is video of the judgement. I’m feeling confident I found his wife in there somewhere.
4-5 beers in. There was much harsh judgment. It was glorious. I have the bestest friends.
what could go wrong???


MOTHER FUCKING PORTRAIT VIDEO

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also, miss you assholes.
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dubshow wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:35 pm what could go wrong???


MOTHER FUCKING PORTRAIT VIDEO

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also, miss you assholes.
Next time you can come balance the phone with an empty beer bottle

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Miss ya too. Come to Austin.
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stripethree wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:48 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:50 pm One of mine was no profile pictures with horses. Horse people are weird.
Dated equestrian chick for a year at the end of college, can confirm.
Sno wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:23 am Must have tindered over 100 girls for Jefe last night. There is video of the judgement. I’m feeling confident I found his wife in there somewhere.
4-5 beers in. There was much harsh judgment. It was glorious. I have the bestest friends.
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Sno wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:23 am Must have tindered over 100 girls for Jefe last night. There is video of the judgement. I’m feeling confident I found his wife in there somewhere.
In4video
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Sno wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:23 am Must have tindered over 100 girls for Jefe last night. There is video of the judgement. I’m feeling confident I found his wife in there somewhere.
In4video
Youtube above, buddy. Sending :melon: back to the South with hugs from us.
Desertbreh wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Oh dang, video delivered
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Big Brain Bradley wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:12 am Oh dang, video delivered
Also delivered: Sno talking about said video in a small group setting with Jefé's ex. #notlettingyoulivethatonedown
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stripethree wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:45 am
Big Brain Bradley wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:12 am Oh dang, video delivered
Also delivered: Sno talking about said video in a small group setting with Jefé's ex. #notlettingyoulivethatonedown
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Johnny_P wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:42 am Hey man, fanny packs are making a comeback
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stripethree wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:48 pm
SAWCE wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:50 pm One of mine was no profile pictures with horses. Horse people are weird.
Dated equestrian chick for a year at the end of college, can confirm.
Sno wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:23 am Must have tindered over 100 girls for Jefe last night. There is video of the judgement. I’m feeling confident I found his wife in there somewhere.
4-5 beers in. There was much harsh judgment. It was glorious. I have the bestest friends.
Vertical video... :disgust:

I have Tindered plenty. Mostly mediocre experiences, many weak make outs, a few really awful dates, and finally a girl I've been dating for a year and a half that I'm pretty certain I'll marry.

I'll have to drop some bad ones later.
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stripethree wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:48 pm
Dated equestrian chick for a year at the end of college, can confirm.


4-5 beers in. There was much harsh judgment. It was glorious. I have the bestest friends.
Vertical video... :disgust:

I have Tindered plenty. Mostly mediocre experiences, many weak make outs, a few really awful dates, and finally a girl I've been dating for a year and a half that I'm pretty certain I'll marry.

I'll have to drop some bad ones later.
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I also got accepted into The League. Supposed to be exclusive dating shit for professionals. The first four ladies they presented to me to like or dislike were all local, attractive w/good pics and varied in age, 26-34. And looked like they had actual jobs. We'll see how this pans out.

Family is in town and my brother and I were talking about dating things last night (he's 30). Wondering if we should start asking for credit scores and paystubs as acceptance criteria.
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stripethree wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:44 am I also got accepted into The League. Supposed to be exclusive dating shit for professionals. The first four ladies they presented to me to like or dislike were all local, attractive w/good pics and varied in age, 26-34. And looked like they had actual jobs. We'll see how this pans out.

Family is in town and my brother and I were talking about dating things last night (he's 30). Wondering if we should start asking for credit scores and paystubs as acceptance criteria.
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but prob a :notbad: idea....
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stripethree wrote: Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:44 am I also got accepted into The League. Supposed to be exclusive dating shit for professionals. The first four ladies they presented to me to like or dislike were all local, attractive w/good pics and varied in age, 26-34. And looked like they had actual jobs. We'll see how this pans out.

Family is in town and my brother and I were talking about dating things last night (he's 30). Wondering if we should start asking for credit scores and paystubs as acceptance criteria.
Lol. Sounds better than herpes circle of tinder
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