they were. and dehydrated.Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:20 pmDesertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:11 pm
Classic crotchfruit producer vs. crotchfruit free assumption problem. Hilarious. They should have also asked if they could ignore their kids the whole time whilst getting hammered.
If he was at our wedding, he was drunk. Just like everyone else.
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Desertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:26 pm"Well, if they don't want our kids there, I don't want to be there. Go by yourself."
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But he's so cute.[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:00 pmFtfyDesertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:11 pm
Classic asshole vs. crotchfruit non-asshole problem. Hilarious. They should have also asked if they could ignore their kids the whole time whilst getting hammered.
I would NEVER assume my kids are welcome unless specifically invited.
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Never mind the fact that grammatically, it’s wrong. And I never noticed until now, even after bitching about it for days after it happened. Zilch is going to be thrilled to hear this has been unearthed again.[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:00 pmFtfyDesertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:11 pm
Classic asshole vs. crotchfruit non-asshole problem. Hilarious. They should have also asked if they could ignore their kids the whole time whilst getting hammered.
I would NEVER assume my kids are welcome unless specifically invited.
Desertbreh wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2017 1:58 pm At the risk of being sucked into your wedding planner decorative vortex, that is kind of cute.
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Nor at the 'Pex household.Calvinball wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:11 pmNone of that BS at the household.dubshow wrote:
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Having kids worked at my wedding, but wouldn’t at most.
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That is amazingly wrong.Sno wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:55 amUnfortunately, no. Verified with guest list, 5 are in fact invited.stripethree wrote:For a bonus, please tell me that's an adult only wedding with the guests writing in their hell spawn. I love love love reading about those things on /r/childfree.
All though Zilch and I had that happen with our wedding with one of his work buddies. I opened the RSVP and it had caught me at the point where I was over everything and came home guns blazing over it. Zilch got a firm “fix this.” The mother fucker even followed it up by writing in “we’ll have the kids in tow if that’s cool?”
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We did the same.[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:01 pm
We did no kids at our wedding. It was fucking awesome.
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My mom blew a fuse when we said no kids, then said "WELL WAT ABOUT YOU NEPHEW AND NIECE>!!?!?!?#>#R:Q WR:ALQ?????"
She said that she's the perfect age for a flower girl, and then questioned our choice to use our dog as the flower girl. This was when we originally had plans to have the wedding at an outside place and we had a quick ceremony. The mom's didn't realize that half the people there would be from the veterinary field and it fit the bill.
We ended up allowing kids, but not too many of our friends showed up with them (we ended up just throwing a big house party with catering and cupcakes with cats on em... Like we originally wanted).
We ultimately put all of our cats and the dog at the wife's clinic since it was easier.
She said that she's the perfect age for a flower girl, and then questioned our choice to use our dog as the flower girl. This was when we originally had plans to have the wedding at an outside place and we had a quick ceremony. The mom's didn't realize that half the people there would be from the veterinary field and it fit the bill.
We ended up allowing kids, but not too many of our friends showed up with them (we ended up just throwing a big house party with catering and cupcakes with cats on em... Like we originally wanted).
We ultimately put all of our cats and the dog at the wife's clinic since it was easier.
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:howdareyou:Acid666 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:33 pm My mom blew a fuse when we said no kids, then said "WELL WAT ABOUT YOU NEPHEW AND NIECE>!!?!?!?#>#R:Q WR:ALQ?????"
She said that she's the perfect age for a flower girl, and then questioned our choice to use our dog as the flower girl. This was when we originally had plans to have the wedding at an outside place and we had a quick ceremony. The mom's didn't realize that half the people there would be from the veterinary field and it fit the bill.
We ended up allowing kids, but not too many of our friends showed up with them (we ended up just throwing a big house party with catering and cupcakes with cats on em... Like we originally wanted).
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Lol. My mom knows half the damn city, and she got 12X +1s to the wedding. She didn't invite anyone likely because she didn't want to be ashamed. Luckily for her, we didn't make the grooms cake that I wanted with pentagrams, sixes, red candles and a Slayer eagleDesertbreh wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:36 pm:howdareyou:Acid666 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:33 pm My mom blew a fuse when we said no kids, then said "WELL WAT ABOUT YOU NEPHEW AND NIECE>!!?!?!?#>#R:Q WR:ALQ?????"
She said that she's the perfect age for a flower girl, and then questioned our choice to use our dog as the flower girl. This was when we originally had plans to have the wedding at an outside place and we had a quick ceremony. The mom's didn't realize that half the people there would be from the veterinary field and it fit the bill.
We ended up allowing kids, but not too many of our friends showed up with them (we ended up just throwing a big house party with catering and cupcakes with cats on em... Like we originally wanted).
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Acid666 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:45 pmLol. My mom knows half the damn city, and she got 12X +1s to the wedding. She didn't invite anyone likely because she didn't want to be ashamed. Luckily for her, we didn't make the grooms cake that I wanted with pentagrams, sixes, red candles and a Slayer eagle
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We started out with age limits and were cutting too many families in half. Kids were allowed and all was good.
Again, with our wedding it was fine. Pretty much all the kids were on my wife’s side and everyone on that side is used to 50+ people parties.
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Again, with our wedding it was fine. Pretty much all the kids were on my wife’s side and everyone on that side is used to 50+ people parties.
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You were drunk.[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:31 pmI didn't even notice them fwiwCalvinball wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:05 pm We started out with age limits and were cutting too many families in half. Kids were allowed and all was good.
Again, with our wedding it was fine. Pretty much all the kids were on my wife’s side and everyone on that side is used to 50+ people parties.
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[user not found] wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:37 pmVERY.
The wife couldn't make it back from WV due to work so I was there solo. I was supposed to be seated next to a girl I had a crush on for years but she didn't make it either. I got blitzed. It was a great time.
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If you knew me, and showed up at my wedding, it wouldn't be a shocker.wap wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:50 pmAcid666 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:45 pm
Lol. My mom knows half the damn city, and she got 12X +1s to the wedding. She didn't invite anyone likely because she didn't want to be ashamed. Luckily for her, we didn't make the grooms cake that I wanted with pentagrams, sixes, red candles and a Slayer eagle
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Ours was halloween and cat themed. The mother in law was tasked with making an autocross cone cake, but she dragged ass and it looked horrible. If she didn't waste so much time she could of corrected it and made it look legit.
I still killed that thing tho. I broke off pieces and devoured that shit for a week.